Don’t Sleep on Favre’s Eye Discipline!
Favre was actually halfway competent on the big stage against a team he might have played for at some point if I heard everyone on my TV properly. Even on a night when Purple Jesus was held in check and coughing up the ball for an opposing defense TD. Meanwhile, Jared Allen was bowhunting Goth Rodgers all night long. BECAUSE RODGERS LACKS FAVRIAN EYE DISCIPLINE! JAWS SAID SO HIMSELF!
The win moves the Vikes to 4-0, which goes a ways to helping them to another division title, but could potentially help even more with that push Favraro wants when he decides to run for “govenor” at some point.
Middle age is treating Laura Quinn well. Settling into a fine drunken stupor will help with that look, methinks.
RAWR! CORPORATE OFF-SITE INTENSITY SEMINAR FACE!
Looks like we found out who got Drew’s plane ticket, because ain’t nobody actually that thin residing in the Twin cities.
/jams Talking Heads’ “We’re on the Road to Nowhere”
[Update: the fake comments from the other site were removed, so I took the last section down]
Tags: Favraro, mnf recap, stuart scott lacks eye discipline, xmas ape
October 6th, 2009 at 1:42 am
Can we get some shots of the Vikings’ uniforms tonight? Those pink cleats and gloves did a great job complimenting their purple jerseys. That was a nice touch, Childress.
October 6th, 2009 at 1:46 am
that Derek guy is almost hypnotic in his ugliness. i can almost smell the mixture of axe bodyspray and cool ranch doritos that likely radiate off his adidas t-shirt.
October 6th, 2009 at 1:54 am
FIX YO LINKS!!
THAT’S DISRESPECT!
October 6th, 2009 at 1:54 am
Dude, I just like to have fun. Check out this wacky smile! Got it? Cool bro. Now let’s hack it up.
October 6th, 2009 at 1:55 am
To be fair, you can’t really prove that it was Dipshit Derek fake posting as you and not just some random dipshit.
October 6th, 2009 at 2:03 am
Derek looks like one of my friend’s mom,
October 6th, 2009 at 2:14 am
You wankers don’t even know what “Favre for Govenor” means in Minnesota Cockney Rhyming Slang.
Also, screw you guys, SKOL Vikings!
October 6th, 2009 at 2:35 am
I’m sure we’ll hear all about how it was Favre who inspired this win and forget to blame the Packers offensive line for bending over and letting Jared Allen tear into Goth Rodgers.
October 6th, 2009 at 2:57 am
he looks like a cross between Jim from the Office and Cooper Manning.
October 6th, 2009 at 3:48 am
All this means is another week of the Favre-gasm in Minnesota. However, their big purple-veiner will be as gone as a cool breeze once being a 40-year old bag of bones catches up to #4. Don’t forget it was in week 4 last season when Favre pulled his 6-TD, then faded away.
Oh, and nice Laura Quinn dig…
October 6th, 2009 at 4:32 am
Hey man, that is not cool. Everyone knows I rocked the blue eye mask, not the red. If I wasn’t about to get down on some pizza with my girl April O’Neil, I would totally rock your world. Just ask Bebop and Rocksteady.
October 6th, 2009 at 6:47 am
Needs more pics of Coach. Chilly looks more like a Civil War general every day.
October 6th, 2009 at 8:18 am
I had no idea Ed Grimley Jr. even had a son.
October 6th, 2009 at 8:21 am
Gruden lacks tongue discipline.
October 6th, 2009 at 8:58 am
Dude has two earings in his left ear and wears a necklace? FIX YO MANLINESS!
October 6th, 2009 at 8:59 am
Hell hath no fury like a Holiday Ape misrepresented.
Seriously Derek – why would you do that man? I don’t know you from Adam, but all the KSK team does is post hillarious stuff all day for (probably) not nearly the money its worth. Have some decency man…geez
October 6th, 2009 at 9:00 am
Oh my god, you’re being stalked by a bro rapist.
October 6th, 2009 at 9:01 am
um brah? they call it PacSun now.
And what was with Suzy’s Skeletor claw hand? Gripping the AquaNet can a little too tight lately?
October 6th, 2009 at 9:05 am
In his defense, Ryno – we’ve sparred in the comments here and on his site, being fans of rival teams and all. I’m not particularly cool with being impersonated online, however. Or at least impersonated poorly.
October 6th, 2009 at 9:18 am
“Chill shades, brah! Even more chill necklace!”
Even more chill than the necklace? Those 2 hoop ear rings he is sporting.
October 6th, 2009 at 9:18 am
@Menace – The claw hand is distracting but it all still works for me. I wonder if those rings chafe the, um, microphone?
October 6th, 2009 at 9:21 am
Yeah, thanks a lot Derek. We had to hear about this non-interesting fake posting all night in the live chat. Next time please pretend to be Jay Mariotti or somebody.
Although maybe it was the Second Christmas Ape, you know — the star of Christmas Ape Goes to Summer Camp.
October 6th, 2009 at 9:27 am
.45s:
Pretty sure I only mentioned it once. Unless other commenters ran with the joke. I wasn’t that active in the second half during the live blog last night.
October 6th, 2009 at 9:43 am
Uh, hey, everybody! I’m a stupid moron with an ugly face and big butt and my butt smells and I like to kiss my own butt.
October 6th, 2009 at 9:48 am
I thought Leonardo wore the blue mask?
October 6th, 2009 at 9:49 am
nest hwere is your purple camo, i thought that was standard issue?
October 6th, 2009 at 9:58 am
Now that’s a good impersonation.
October 6th, 2009 at 10:02 am
@Leonardo and @bton bears fan, they all wore red masks in the beginning, then they were each given a color for the 80’s cartoon/toy line so as not to confuse the kiddies.
//used to own most of the toys
/misses them
October 6th, 2009 at 10:03 am
I don’t want to say Christmas Ape is incontinent….
October 6th, 2009 at 10:08 am
“Okay Mr. Ape, what’s your first name?”
“… … I don’t know.”
October 6th, 2009 at 10:08 am
Have the Rolling Stones shot.
“But those weren’t…”
DO AS I SAY!
October 6th, 2009 at 10:29 am
“Eye discipline”? Really?
Lots of people forget that first R in “governor.” I guess the first part of that word referencing what a governor actually does (besides seeking sex outside of his covenant marriage) just doesn’t register.
October 6th, 2009 at 11:11 am
Did anyone catch the commenter’s expressions of astonishment regarding Purple Jesus’s tendency to fumble, despite his awesomely “vise – like”grip action? Didn’t King rhapsodize about just this same dynamic, all the while wondering why he EVAH fumbles? Jaysus, it’s called playing the game of professional football, you morons – you don’t see the winners of “The World’s Strongest Man” competitions out there, do you?
October 6th, 2009 at 11:12 am
Care for a spot of Goth Rodgers Guvnor?
October 6th, 2009 at 11:38 am
I appreciate the guy in the background’s Erik Lavoie glasses
October 6th, 2009 at 1:13 pm
FFS, people of America. If you’re going to all the effort to make a fucking sign, could you take the extra twenty fucking seconds and make sure everything is SPELLED CORRECTLY??
This is why the rest of the world thinks every American is a retard. Because of you illiterate COCKMONGRELS!
October 6th, 2009 at 1:30 pm
One of the most important things from the live blog was that ICE BOX FROM LITTLE GIANTS IS NAKED IN A MOVIE NOW.
NSFW LINK:
http://www.metacafe.com/watch/2399002/shawna_waldron_sex_scene_poison_ivy_the_secret_society/
October 6th, 2009 at 2:01 pm
Isn’t Suzy supposed to wear her partner’s ring on the other hand?
October 6th, 2009 at 4:25 pm
Let me just say, as a terrible homer fan, that those Viking throwbacks rock the shit out of their ordinary circus get ups. It breaks my heart when I see these …
October 6th, 2009 at 5:13 pm
Those Vikings’ throwbacks from last night were definitely better than their new duds; makes me think of guys like John Randle, Chis Doleman and Joey Browner.
October 6th, 2009 at 11:40 pm
‘Favre 4 Govenor’ signmaker is serious: this is the state that elected ‘I ain’t got time to bleed’ to the same misspelled office. Favre probably has a campaign manager in the waiting there.
October 7th, 2009 at 2:50 am
@Fake Christmas Ape:
James S., is that you? That looks like your writing style.