Delhomme Can Taste His Own Sadness
You’re not gonna believe this, but Jake Delhomme had another piss-poor outing yesterday, this time against the almighty Buffalo Bills. Really, Jake? The Bills? Delhomme’s three picks led to a 20-9 loss against the Bills, a 56.5 passer rating, and speculation that the Louisiana-Lafayette product might be left to throw nothing but tantrums from the bench. The irony of the Delhomme regime finally being overthrown in Charlotte is as delicious as those roadside boiled peanuts.
It’s too bad, because we could have added the Panthers to the Bucs, Browns, and Rams grouping of teams that will never, ever beat the spread for the rest of the year. Who knows if A.J. Feeley or Matt Moore can provide the same pickerative goodness that the Flailin’ Cajun could. Yeah, I know that doesn’t rhyme. Eat me.
Many thanks to The Mustard Tiger for the latest .gif file–good luck with that luchadore career.
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October 26th, 2009 at 5:29 pm
How about the Agin’ Cajun.
October 26th, 2009 at 5:32 pm
Aaron Brooks > Jake Delhomme
October 26th, 2009 at 5:42 pm
Aaron Brooks > Jake Delhomme
This made me chortle like a fat girl. Damn u Haslett.
And it says something about the state of the NFL that Jake Delhomme isn’t even the worst QB starting for an NFL team.
/points to JaMarcus Russell and laughs
//throws Twinkie to JaMarcus to distract him
October 26th, 2009 at 5:50 pm
These .gifs show the 3 distinct stages of being a horrible QB.
1. Anger
2. Blame (he’s clearly unhappy with someone down field)
3. Acceptance
October 26th, 2009 at 5:51 pm
That last gif is leading the site in grit
October 26th, 2009 at 6:02 pm
@White People: good one
October 26th, 2009 at 6:14 pm
Goddammit… I swear if you guys rip on the Buccaneers 12 or 13 more times, I’m outta here
October 26th, 2009 at 6:19 pm
So I’m guessing he’s a lock for Least of the Week?
/thinks he should share the award for Favre for those pathetic attempts to stop those turnovers returned for TDs
October 26th, 2009 at 6:20 pm
@grimey wake up bitch youre my new best friend
October 26th, 2009 at 6:21 pm
Are you sure he’s not tasting bojangles buscuits and turnovers
October 26th, 2009 at 6:28 pm
*door flies open*
Ya betta ask somebodaaaaaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy!!!
*eye-stalks at Delhomme, as if he were a potential meal*
GET OUTTA THAT NUMBER 17! YOU MAKE IT LOOK BAD! WHAT? HUH? WHAT? I MEAN IT! TAKE IT OFF! YOU CAN’T EVEN FLOAT CORRECTLY, FOR FUCK’S SAKES! PUT ON #2 LIKE JAFATASS RUSSELL, YOU GODDAMNED CAJUN TURNOVER MACHINE!
October 26th, 2009 at 6:30 pm
I believe the gold standard comment for Delhomme remains “Daw, horse feathers!”
October 26th, 2009 at 6:35 pm
Well, look at it this way, it’s not like they’re paying Delhomme a lot of money. And the Panthers can always draft a franchise QB with their Top 10 pick. Oh wait…
October 26th, 2009 at 6:36 pm
Maybe they’ll name an affliction after Jake, like Steve Blass disease for pitchers.
October 26th, 2009 at 6:38 pm
As much I like watching misery in others, I can’t laugh at Delhomme anymore. That is the look of a man who knows he is now a failure at his chosen profession. There but for the grace of God, and a friendly manager at Arby’s, go I.
October 26th, 2009 at 6:45 pm
Couldn’t figure out why that first gif looked so familiar…then I realized that it looks exactly like ’sheed getting T’d up.
October 26th, 2009 at 7:31 pm
This article just made my day, ten times over.
/still bitter about opponents Eagles D putting up 34 points in week 1
October 26th, 2009 at 7:44 pm
jake delhomme is failing worse than ross trying to be smooth around rachel! it’s worse than brian austin green’s post beverly hills 90210 career! he’s face one on the mount rushmore of poor quarterbackery. carolina fans, you may now set yourselves on fire.
October 26th, 2009 at 7:48 pm
I was at this game….I wish I hadn’t gone. Getting drunk was fun though.
October 26th, 2009 at 7:52 pm
He’s only 3 picks ahead of Cutlerfucker for the league lead. Go diebeetus!
October 26th, 2009 at 8:09 pm
I think Cutlerfucker’s endorsement relationship with Liberty Medical was nullified this morning. Sad really.
October 26th, 2009 at 9:01 pm
Jake Delhomme is to quarterbacking what Steve McNair is to bullet resistance.
October 26th, 2009 at 10:17 pm
I just saw the local fema director on the news wearing a pagan necklace. On a different note Jordan Gross is still a a Shetland in a world full of my little ponies.
October 26th, 2009 at 11:16 pm
Still take him over Jafatass
/cries in memory of Plunkett and Stabler
October 26th, 2009 at 11:59 pm
DElhomme just has to go. The guy is awful, there is no spark of potential left. Bring in Garcia or something along those lines.
October 27th, 2009 at 9:20 am
It’s too bad, because we could have added the Panthers to the Bucs, Browns, and Rams grouping of teams that will never, ever beat the spread for the rest of the year.
Aren’t the Rams playing the Lions this week (without Calvin Johnson). I’m just saying… there’s a chance, right?
October 27th, 2009 at 11:54 am
Just retire, Jake. Fake a season ending injury, get it over with. You made your money, now go golf and fish. You’re all done. You know it, the team knows it, the LEAGUE knows it. Take your pretty boy ass home.
October 27th, 2009 at 11:55 pm
Opposing QB’s fear the vaunted Bills defense.. or something like that