Brad Childress will only rush him once every three plays inside the opponent’s one-yard-line, but Purple Jesus made the most of his opportunity to flatten Steelers cornerback William Gay (says flubby: FROM… LOUISVILLE!) Of course, Peterson’s truckage was wasted a few plays later when Brett Favre and Chester Taylor conspired to put the ball in Keyaron Fox’s chest* and cost Minnesota the game.
*”Really all the refs’ fault” – bitchy Vikings fans
A reader sent this screencap of sudden receiving threat Miles Austin showing off his ghastly shark-like teeth yesterday. Truly disturbing. It’s like he swallowed the Vampire Fleshlight.
I don’t need to tell any regular reader of KSK what’s in store for them after the jump.
Were we enterprising folk, we’d make moutheyes costumes for Halloween. But we’re not. Or at least possibly merciful about inflicting nightmares on others. No, that can’t be it. Lazy it is.
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that……….is……….scary
That geoduct slobbing halfrican led to my 1st defeat of the season.
this was all i could think of
http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_tuj6CIbZibk/Rl3opS_WITI/AAAAAAAAAHk/JkhHvFZ32Ls/s400/alien.jpg
Let the collapse of Favre begin!
Miles Austin gave Capcom the inspiration for the Nemesis in Resident Evil 3.
/nerd
Yeah, its scary and all, but the Original Rivers, the Osiris of that shit, is by far the most frightening.
I like the slow-motion Favre meltdown. A few weeks ago he throws a pick in the endzone only to be saved by a bogus flag. Now he throws a pick to lose the a game. Sure, Taylor should have caught it, but then again Favre should have thrown it better. How hard is it to hit a wide-open guy from 3 yards away?
From here on out the picks get shittier and shittier. I feel sorry for AP.
And I think Austin looks scarier without the teeth-eyes.
Damn, LT’s Happy Feet beat me to the “Gay-bashing” joke.
All fanbases tend to blame the refs for losses, some (Ravens) just do it more than others.
I’m a diehard Steelers fan (as my posting name implies) but I LOVED that hit by Peterson. Not only because it was quasi-Jerome Bettis-esque but because it was on William Gay. I hate William Gay. And not just for the typical reason Pittsburghers hate a professional athlete (ie: he’s black). Because he’s the kind of guy who does nothing all game long, has his D giving up huge chunks of yardage at crunch time, and when he makes a tackle for a three yard gain he’ll pose and celebrate like he just won the Super Bowl. Glad to see that tool get tooled, even though it almost cost us the game.
Moutheyes *shudders*…
Its like a hideous car wreck, you know whats after the jump, but you click it anyway. And it hurts. But you still stare.
And Vikings fans dont act like Seahawks fans. You guys benefited from our early TD getting wiped by a OPI call on the opposite side of the field, and your surehanded RB tipped a ball RIGHT to us. Surely that had nothing to do with the final score?
Of course the refs were the reason the Vikings lost.
The NFL does not condone Gay-bashing
Jesus, my fellow Vikings fans, no more talk about the goddamn refs. It wasn’t the poor officiating that fucked us over- it was Brad Childress, Brett Favre, Pittsburgh’s defense and the Jews.
peytons the meast this week. book it
What, exactly, is the point of a ‘moutheyes’ mask? Every mask I’ve ever seen had the eye holes cut out….
Miles Austin and Jerry Jones lead the league in gritty teethy-ness
I would buy a moutheye mask if you guys made them.
I would be willing to go as high as $7.50 for one.
Brian Bosworth thinks that Gay got pwned pretty badly.
i don’t know, Cutler and Kobe creep my shit out pretty bad
Miles Austin’s moutheyes are like a very different, much hotter version of hell where one could get eaten at any minute by a feeding frenzy of Austins. That being said…
HOW BOUT THEM COWBOYS?!?!?!
It burns us.
http://www.freakingnews.com/Gollum-Mouth-Eyes-Pictures-41967.asp
Miles Austin leads the league in teeth.
You gotta give Gay credit, even after he gets knocked on his back and stepped on you can see him still trying to grab at Purple Jesus’s leg and at least slow him down a little.
John Elway and Shannon Sharpe aren’t impressed.
Good to see one of these again and you couldn’t have picked a better subject. But Marmalard is still the pinnacle in nightmare inducing moutheyes.
Miles Austin=Vincent Schiavelli: http://www.zuguide.com/image/Vincent-Schiavelli-Ghost.4.jpg
That got gay real fast, as most disgraphic errors do.
No, I get to sword Aragon. Fuckin’ prick’s got it coming.
sworN. Jesus. I am disgraphic, but still.
Mike Shanahan thinks Miles Austin looks great.
I could’ve sword Aragon cut the Mouth of Sauron’s head off at the Black Gate. Huh.
/nnnneeeeeeeeeerd!
/Wade Phillips backs away slowly
“We’re gonna need a bigger boat.”
Am I the only one that thinks Miles Austin without moutheyes is MORE unsettling than Miles Austin with them?
Has anyone seen Miles Austin and the Alien in the same room? I din’t think so.
Miles Austin is in a heated battle with Tony Romo for leading the league in smiling.
Not only did he hit him like A CONCRETE WALL OF CYANIDE, but Purple Jesus actually steps right on Gay’s chest as he runs him over. What a monster.
That said, Tom Brady should win the Meast award this week because he is in fact Tom Brady, and I fully support any Pats fan that wants to email the guys to argue this point.
As a non-Vikes non-Farve fan, I’ll say that the tripping call was blown and changed the outcome of the game.
And the blown call on Heath Miller that negated Santonio’s TD in the first quarter?
Pfft, That don’t mean nothing.
They probably would’ve given him that one but I think that was punishment for him flexing his bicep after every catch. If I walked around my office flexing my bicep every time I did something I got paid to do I’d probably be looking for work.
wawawawawah. I rescind former request for a moutheyes tag, and simpree lequest that this one get the “nightmare fuel” tag.
Guess we know William is a “bottom.”
Miles Austin trying to smile: ur doin it wrong
As a non-Vikes non-Farve fan, I’ll say that the tripping call was blown and changed the outcome of the game.
And the blown call on Heath Miller that negated Santonio’s TD in the first quarter?
Pfft, That don’t mean nothing.
As a non-Vikes non-Farve fan, I’ll say that the tripping call was blown and changed the outcome of the game. Of course, the Vikes would also have won it without Farve’s fumble and INT…
He looks like Karl Rupert Kronen from Hellboy.
The only thing more emasculating for Gay would be if Peterson threw money on him after the hit.
“trucked” as a verb seems to be rather en vouge. I’m all for extending it beyond the football realm a la “Oprah totally trucked that footlong meatball hoagie.”
Hines Wald no happy Mires Austin try take titre numbell one smaltest smirretime leceivel.
It looks like his bottom row is giving the middle finger to everyone unfortunate enough to see this. You can tell that he’s had his wisdom teeth removed just from looking at his superhappy smirreyface.
I immediately wanted to view that moutheyes picture of marmalard. I humbly propose a moutheyes tag.
are these comments funny enough to pass ksk’s scrutiny? i dont know.
I knew what was going to happen, and it still freaked me out, what a sad person I am…
It looks like they circumcised his upper lip.
BARAKA WINS
All I could think of when I saw Austin live was KSK. Now I would like to see a Freddy vs. Jason style epic battle of the moutheyes, Peppers vs. Austin that would probably make me Najeh my pants.
Miles Austin is actually New York Yankee Alex Rodriguez. Austin/ARod wears bigger teeth when he’s on the diamond. Yesterday was a particularly busy day for AuRod, but no problemo: that’s just a day in the life for a superhero who defends two jackass cities.
I would’ve said more horse-like than shark-like, but it’s terrifying regardless of animal reference. And, honestly, it might be equally as nightmare-fueling without the mouth eyes.
I knew it was coming, but had to click through just to see…
/would love a mouth eyes costume for Halloween. Marmalard is still the scariest.
When I saw Miles’ ghastly grin on Sunday. All I could think was Cenobite.
http://pics.livejournal.com/icon_uk/pic/0028pr77
I knew what was there and I still went.
And as a Viking fan who does NOT blame the refs, I do blame the stupid play calling of TWO pass plays inside the one? Chilly, you suck.
Most frightening one yet.
Miles Austin will eat your babies, bitch!
eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeek!
I knew he looked familiar.
http://www.collintheatrecenter.com/PastShows/2005/BatBoy/Photos/BatBoy-scanned.jpg
Get away from her, YOU BITCH!