Comments on: Coach Ryan Breaks In The New Guy

By: Joe Blow

Joe Blow — Fri, 30 Oct 2009 20:41:36 +0000

Mailbox baseball is when you get drunk and drive around in a car, preferably a pickup truck or a jeep…and..

lean out with a baseball bat and smash people’s mailboxes as you drive by.. hopefully those big ones on the wooden stands.

Homeowners take to building concrete fortresses and use rebar to prevent said destruction….

By: DancingBaptist

DancingBaptist — Tue, 13 Oct 2009 01:08:09 +0000

Blacksnakemoan nailed it. This would go over perfect in Double-J land:

WE’RE GONNA WIN! AND THEN WE’RE GONNA GO SHOOT GUNS AND PUNCHFUCK STRIPPERS! GO GO GO GO GO GO GO!!!

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Sanchez: Not always. Some days we play mailbox baseball.

No idea what Mailbox Baseball is, but I want to play.

By: EastEndClam

EastEndClam — Mon, 12 Oct 2009 22:41:49 +0000

Braylon: (looks to sky) Thank you, Jesus.

Me too.

By: Jodax

Jodax — Sun, 11 Oct 2009 02:29:20 +0000

Fucking. Gold.

/punches dolphin

By: Dirty Nacho's Brother

Dirty Nacho's Brother — Sat, 10 Oct 2009 22:48:16 +0000

“TomahawkFlop Says:

October 8th, 2009 at 1:09 pm
Dirty Nacho’s Brother…Here, you can say ass. Hell, you can say Fuck. Shit, you can say AssFuck!”

… is this heaven ??? … no, it’s Iowa …

… well kiss my ass … that fuckin’ sucks … i’m in shithole Iowa ??? i’d rather be assfucked!!!!!!!!!!

By: blacksnakemoan

blacksnakemoan — Fri, 09 Oct 2009 21:01:11 +0000

Only thing better than Rex Ryan…would be if he became the new Cowboys Coach.

THE DOUBLE J AND THE DOUBLE R!!! YEEEHAW WE’RE BOTH FUCKING CRAZY!!!!

By: Jay

Jay — Fri, 09 Oct 2009 18:09:17 +0000

Oh God.

Seriously, is Rex the best new character in the last year? I think so.

By: jackin'4beats

jackin'4beats — Fri, 09 Oct 2009 16:19:36 +0000

Drew… you’ve got me on the bandwagon now. Goddamnit I want TubbyMcFatalot to get fired now so that Rex could somehow swoop in and save the Cowboys. I know that’s a pipe dream, but fuck it I can dream can’t I. If I wasn’t such a hard-core Cowboys fan, I might consider becoming a Jets fan even if that meant taking a book to the face from Ape.

Rex Ryan is my new hero.

/you should hear him on ESPN radio in NY
//TOTALLY pumped after wins and sad as hell after losses

By: HarfHarfHarf

HarfHarfHarf — Fri, 09 Oct 2009 13:46:31 +0000

Even the freaking dolphin nailed it! EeeekEeeekEeeek, indeed.

By: IrishCream

IrishCream — Fri, 09 Oct 2009 06:18:53 +0000

I honestly believe Rex Ryan ghost writes these posts