Longtime readers of this site know that I’ve always had a love-hate relationship with aging white safety Brian Russell — in that I would love it if he died, because I hate him. But ever since the gritty veteran (read: slow and talentless) got cut by the Seahawks, I no longer wish him death.
Instead, I want him signed on a week-to-week basis by whomever the Seahawks play on Sunday. The animated GIF above shows Russell in his new Jacksonville threads getting blown up by Justin Forsett, Seattle’s 5’8″, 194-pound third-string running back — possibly my favorite highlight in a 41-0 ass-stomping that involved four passing touchdowns, a defensive touchdown, and the self-bloodied visage of psycho hillbilly Owen Schmitt.
Delicious schadenfreude, or deliciousest schadenfreude? Oh, deliciousest for sure. Your failure sustains me, Russell.
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At Mike D:
#78 is 4th string left tackle Kyle Williams.
and all it cost you was another leather jacket for Del Rio!
I really like how 79 on the Seahawks (I’m not gonna look him up) stops and checks on Brian Russell mid-play just to make sure he’s all right.
God it’s so much more satisfying seeing Brian Russell sucking more cock than a Thai transvestite now that he doesn’t play for the ‘hawks.
/cue the “You got knocked the FUCK out” .gif
It’s almost worth watching every Jacksonville game this year to see Brian Russell do shitty arm tackles and whirlybird QB takedowns gone wrong.
/almost
I have a man crush on Schimtty. Why can’t we give that crazy fucker the ball more often.
Forsett must have smelled Russell’s gaping gash from a mile away. I don’t think I’ve ever seen anyone get trucked that bad before.
Brian, that is more embarrassing than dying after getting hit by a Smart Car. I hate to tell a professional athlete to quit a multi-million-dollar job, but….retire already. I no longer feed off of your failure; I just feel pity for you now.
/pity began moment after Jags game ended
Ape: Scott Shields, terrible as he was, actually did have talent. He was huge and fast. His problem was a complete lack of grit (he hated contact). Also, as far as I can recall, he pretty much never saw the field. Alexander had a Brian-Russell-like way of hanging onto a starting job until his contract ran out, not being re-signed because he made pass defenses suck, and then being signed by some other team to start.
Justin Forsett: Cal grad. Yeah, we’ll pretty much cling to anything now.
Gee, is it any wonder why the Jags have the 30th worst pass defense in the league this year? And 30th overall?
Brian ‘fucking’ Russell will not be outdone by the Raiders and Chiefs!! He doesn’t care how many missed tackles and blown coverages he has to perform, they will be number 32!!
/Rams get their first win this week?
Your failure sustains me, Russell.
I feel the same way about Tucker Max.
I thought the Seahawks were disbanded after the refs cheated them out of the Superbowl. Wah, wah, wah, we wuz robbed.
Number of people bitching about Seahawks fans bitching > number of Seahawks fans bitching.
Let it go, dude.
I thought the Seahawks were disbanded after the refs cheated them out of the Superbowl. Wah, wah, wah, we wuz robbed.
And the Seahawks give up a second rounder for Tom Zbikowski in 3….2….
/haven’t you heard, he’s a boxer too!
I always loved these posts:
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@ bahstahn – It’s fun when people let their hate for the Pats get in the way of basic though processes.
Maroney is horribad, I’m 100% with you on that, let’s ship him to any other team anywhere ever forever.
Don’t forget Scott Shields, manflesh. He was a terrible white safety for the Steelers earlier this decade.
/has mostly blocked out the post-Carnell Lake, pre-Polamalu days
@jizzthrasher
Come on, man. What I meant was that I’d like to unload Maroney on our weekly challenger because I’m tired of seeing his ass run into a wall at the line and put up numbers like 7 carries for 6 yards against the Ravens. Damn, dude.
But…but…but he’s like a coach on the field! Grit! Hustle! Leadership!
/The Steelers had a guy like this once called Brent Alexander.
//He was black, which is probably even more pathetic.
I think a failed steroids test looms in Schmitt’s future. Or if he manages to pass it, Merriman might be calling Schmitt’s trainer.
Is it typical of Patriot fans to not know the team’s opponents for the next week?
You play the Titans, who don’t start a white safety. Sorry.
I’d appreciate if the same could be done with Maroney and whoever the Pats are playing. THAT FAHCKIN DAHKIE.
I’m sorry, Ufford. Your third string running back will just have to blow up Sabby Piscitelli.
You got knocked the fuggg out!
As I watched that play, i couldn’t help but think of how awesome it was…as well as the likelihood of Brian Fucking Russell gettin’ mentioned on KSK..