Comments on: Well, at Least You’re Less Perverted than Roman Polanski: the KSK Sex/Fantasy Football Mailbag

By: Latashia Dickerson

Latashia Dickerson — Wed, 14 Jul 2010 05:08:09 +0000

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By: Brady's Other Baby Mama

Brady's Other Baby Mama — Sat, 03 Oct 2009 01:34:13 +0000

@ Vicodin Bobby: NJ drivers are approximately 475,925,729 times worse than PA drivers. Not sure if it’s the lack of left turns or what, but they are the pits.

+1 Reggie Bush’s Pimp…I take the time to make sure the hedges are at the very least trimmed; any man I see naked should do likewise.

By: spotsworths' dick says

spotsworths' dick says — Sat, 03 Oct 2009 00:03:23 +0000

it’s called basic grooming… unless you’re a hairy, pachollii loving, nag champa burnin’ hippie… tell her the 70′s called, they want their hairy porn bush back…

By: Needs More Cheerleaders

Needs More Cheerleaders — Fri, 02 Oct 2009 17:57:20 +0000

People who go to college while fat are the dumbest fuckers on the planet. It’s COLLEGE! It’s four years of nearly unlimited access to all the goddamn smoking hot pussy (or if you’re a lady : extremely attractive… beef) you can even IMAGINE.

And you’re going to be FAT for those four years? Guaranteeing yourself that nobody will be interested in you, except maybe another fatty who also apparently has no willpower, nor a desire to look good? All the hot girls and guys are going to be checking out the other hot girls and guys. Not your fat ass.

You’re 19 or 20 years old, losing weight is a fucking walk in the park at that age. You can be trim again in like five weeks. Make the effort, and fucking ENJOY college.

Trust me, there is little enjoyment to be had in life AFTER college. And trying to lose weight in your mid 30s sucks fucking ass.

By: The New Adventures of Old Chris Snee

The New Adventures of Old Chris Snee — Fri, 02 Oct 2009 17:47:46 +0000

@ Slash

From my professional life I can tell you that probably 80-90% of women between the ages of 16 and 40 do some form of maintainence to their bush. And off those it’s probably 50-50 between getting rid of all of it or leaving a landing strip.

/no I haven’t been keeping a tally on the side
//this probably wasn’t very ‘professional’

By: Reggie Bush's Pimp

Reggie Bush's Pimp — Fri, 02 Oct 2009 15:25:14 +0000

Since I missed it yesterday (Hey, I have a life…lifey-like existence…nevermind), I’ll just throw my two cents on the two big topics:

1. For both men and women: IF you want oral attention to your nether regions, then you better take care of them. Trim, shave, whatever. If it feels like I’m kissing Chewbacca, I ain’t doing it. And I like doing it. So imagine how it ruins people who are on the fence about it.

2. To the fat senior HS virgin: I’ll give you the reason for getting off your fat ass that goes beyond just sex. And it’s simple. It’s called time.

You’ve already spent your years in HS being a fat virgin. If you don’t get the willpower now to try and change it, you will go through college being a fat virgin. And guess what? You’ll leave college as you entered it and move into the adult world as a fat virgin, only this time you’ll find it even harder to change it. Now you’ll be the fat virgin co-worker that the cute girl in the office finds friendly and harmless, but would never do. You’ll be left using new socks and paying for girls on Craigslist (which I’m told is a crapshoot).

The longer you wait, the tougher it’ll be because you reinforce habits (both good and bad) the longer you live with them. So get off your butt right now and start doing something so that the next 4 years aren’t like the last 4 years.

Oh and if I can make a recommendation: when you pick a college, choose one that has 1)a great football program and/or 2)is in a warm place (i.e. coeds in bikinis by March). Preferably both.

By: Rocco

Rocco — Fri, 02 Oct 2009 12:47:00 +0000

Listen, I had nothing to do with with Sexy Friday. And my dart throwing was stellar. Thanks for asking Flubby.

By: M

Fri, 02 Oct 2009 06:03:08 +0000

PEDOBEAR!!!

By: yeah, right?

yeah, right? — Fri, 02 Oct 2009 04:43:39 +0000

/previous posts written while rocking out to the “Medicinal Grade, California grown, Northern Lights”.

//ooh, Bugs Bunny!

By: yeah, right?

yeah, right? — Fri, 02 Oct 2009 04:37:13 +0000

Birthday guy: Get a Victoria’s Secret gift card for her. All the ladies say don’t buy their underwear for them. She can make her choice and surprise you at a later date. Read earlier in the comments about a vibrator/dildo type thing. Good advice. Make sure it’s a small battery operated device that is in no way intimidating. If you break out the “Annaconda” she may think you are harboring some latent trait. Keep it small, I recommend 2 double “A” type small. This is the actual birthday present.

Finally, @I Hate The Dolphins, guy. Best of luck and I wish you nothing but the best with your upcoming marriage. Write today’s date down and talk to us in exactly three years from that date. You will have a question then and we will give you some advice. Buh-lee DAT!