Comments on: An Excuse To Post This Picture of Marmalard

By: Nightcrawler

Nightcrawler — Thu, 15 Oct 2009 17:01:51 +0000

How did the humping seals get on the field?

By: Cold Tub

Cold Tub — Thu, 15 Oct 2009 13:13:17 +0000

Sadly Zero, in an effort to honor the wishes of its creator it sends back only Chastitybots.

By: Slothrop

Slothrop — Thu, 15 Oct 2009 12:53:17 +0000

Does Marmalard have a peg leg?

By: ZeroCharisma

ZeroCharisma — Thu, 15 Oct 2009 12:45:50 +0000

@Cold Tub: Does this mean it returns to future earth seeking Laserface and sends us a sexy bald android in the process?

/puts on red shirt

By: Paul-God

Paul-God — Thu, 15 Oct 2009 00:53:06 +0000

@Cold Tub: Lofty.

By: Greg Olsen is making me sexist

Greg Olsen is making me sexist — Thu, 15 Oct 2009 00:51:48 +0000

This picture illustrates the mechanics of a loft.

By: Cold Tub

Cold Tub — Wed, 14 Oct 2009 23:48:17 +0000

Little known fact…one of King Philip’s floats was so lofty it drafted free of the Earth’s gravity and escaped into space. Today this little beauty is known as Voyager I.

By: make it snow

make it snow — Wed, 14 Oct 2009 23:35:15 +0000

Four of these guys are pretty much universally considered top ten receivers in the NFL. Another was the top preseason MVP pick. I don’t know how this list could be any worse. Two of the backs were consensus first-round fantasy picks. I don’t know how this list could be any worse.

The point of lists like this is to generate preposterous debates about which we really couldn’t care less.

/mission accomplished, fuckfaces

By: [former] college kid

[former] college kid — Wed, 14 Oct 2009 21:24:12 +0000

auntie anne’s is totally underrated. can’t leave the mall or the airport without visiting.

By: Rob in WI

Rob in WI — Wed, 14 Oct 2009 21:09:39 +0000

How can someone look at that pose, imagine the (dare I say? I do) LOFTY FLOAT that accompanies it, and not love this QB?

I know one day, if I ever meet Rivers, I’ll be disappointed that he’s nothing like his KSK Kharacter.