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	<title>Comments on: Always Be Covering: But First Some More Thoughts On the Redskins</title>
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		<title>By: Matt Leinart’s Clipboard</title>
		<link>http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2009/10/always-be-covering-but-first-some-more-thoughts-on-the-redskins.html/comment-page-1#comment-152536</link>
		<dc:creator>Matt Leinart’s Clipboard</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 14 Oct 2009 01:21:39 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Cowboys fans have it worse: At least the &#039;Skins are offensive and hopless for the right reasons. If you look back at Jerrah&#039;s tenure, he&#039;s found a way to get better at one part of ownership while totally punchfucking the pooch in others. This season we get the abomination called Cowboys Stadium, except the cage dancers can&#039;t take ones and the largest TV ever is so low that it&#039;s actually part of the game.

Oh, and the addition by subtraction of T.O. is mitigated by the grim realization that Miles Austin could have been &quot;discovered&quot; two seasons ago (which would have helped Crayton realize that his job is to both be open AND catch the ball... not a choice). Yes, I&#039;m still angry about the play against the Giants in the playoffs. Y&#039;know, one of the playoff games the Cowboys haven&#039;t won since the 90s

The worst part is that Jerrah&#039;s choices in Yes-Men, errrrr... coaches might be even worse than Snyder&#039;s. Zorn, while incompetent, and possibly suffering from PTSD (See: QB: Seattle) is at least trying to coach something. Watching the mental clusterfuckery that goes on with the Cowboys makes it a sure bet that the &#039;Skins will be getting at least two division wins this year.

/not as bitter as I sound...
//yes, I am</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Cowboys fans have it worse: At least the &#8216;Skins are offensive and hopless for the right reasons. If you look back at Jerrah&#8217;s tenure, he&#8217;s found a way to get better at one part of ownership while totally punchfucking the pooch in others. This season we get the abomination called Cowboys Stadium, except the cage dancers can&#8217;t take ones and the largest TV ever is so low that it&#8217;s actually part of the game.</p>
<p>Oh, and the addition by subtraction of T.O. is mitigated by the grim realization that Miles Austin could have been &#8220;discovered&#8221; two seasons ago (which would have helped Crayton realize that his job is to both be open AND catch the ball&#8230; not a choice). Yes, I&#8217;m still angry about the play against the Giants in the playoffs. Y&#8217;know, one of the playoff games the Cowboys haven&#8217;t won since the 90s</p>
<p>The worst part is that Jerrah&#8217;s choices in Yes-Men, errrrr&#8230; coaches might be even worse than Snyder&#8217;s. Zorn, while incompetent, and possibly suffering from PTSD (See: QB: Seattle) is at least trying to coach something. Watching the mental clusterfuckery that goes on with the Cowboys makes it a sure bet that the &#8216;Skins will be getting at least two division wins this year.</p>
<p>/not as bitter as I sound&#8230;<br />
//yes, I am</p>
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		<title>By: StuScottBooyahs</title>
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		<dc:creator>StuScottBooyahs</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 13 Oct 2009 05:51:44 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>&lt;i&gt;All this talk about the most inept franchise – EVER – has to stop.

/signed

Pittsburgh 1992-Preset&lt;/i&gt;

Defending champs in NHL and NFL?</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><i>All this talk about the most inept franchise – EVER – has to stop.</p>
<p>/signed</p>
<p>Pittsburgh 1992-Preset</i></p>
<p>Defending champs in NHL and NFL?</p>
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		<title>By: DancingBaptist</title>
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		<dc:creator>DancingBaptist</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 13 Oct 2009 04:28:19 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>All this talk about the most inept franchise - EVER - has to stop.

/signed

Pittsburgh 1992-Preset</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>All this talk about the most inept franchise &#8211; EVER &#8211; has to stop.</p>
<p>/signed</p>
<p>Pittsburgh 1992-Preset</p>
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		<title>By: Paul-God</title>
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		<dc:creator>Paul-God</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sun, 11 Oct 2009 05:13:57 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>To me, all Ravens fans are transplant fans.  They never expected a new franchise, and they were lucky that Art Modell hated Browns fans, and the franchise in general.  They really should&#039;ve never left Cleveland.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>To me, all Ravens fans are transplant fans.  They never expected a new franchise, and they were lucky that Art Modell hated Browns fans, and the franchise in general.  They really should&#8217;ve never left Cleveland.</p>
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		<title>By: Christmas Ape</title>
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		<dc:creator>Christmas Ape</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sat, 10 Oct 2009 15:20:15 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>&lt;i&gt;I really feel for the people who are O’s/Redskins fans. Dealing with the worst owner in not 1, but 2 sports. Ouch.

Or I don’t feel bad for them at all. Time to pick a city and convert to the Ravens, assholes.&lt;/i&gt; 

See, this is what gets me when Ravens fans go on frequent rants about how their fanbase is a collective of bandwagon-free superloyal Bawlmer folk who stood by and never liked another team in the interregnum between the Colts and Ravens. I went to high school four miles from the D.C. border in Maryland and I can&#039;t tell you how many people I&#039;ve talked to recently who I knew then to be Redskins fans who suddenly are sporting purple camo and talking up Joe Flacco.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><i>I really feel for the people who are O’s/Redskins fans. Dealing with the worst owner in not 1, but 2 sports. Ouch.</p>
<p>Or I don’t feel bad for them at all. Time to pick a city and convert to the Ravens, assholes.</i> </p>
<p>See, this is what gets me when Ravens fans go on frequent rants about how their fanbase is a collective of bandwagon-free superloyal Bawlmer folk who stood by and never liked another team in the interregnum between the Colts and Ravens. I went to high school four miles from the D.C. border in Maryland and I can&#8217;t tell you how many people I&#8217;ve talked to recently who I knew then to be Redskins fans who suddenly are sporting purple camo and talking up Joe Flacco.</p>
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		<title>By: StuScottBooyahs</title>
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		<dc:creator>StuScottBooyahs</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sat, 10 Oct 2009 00:41:52 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>I hope I live long enough to see FedEx Field torn to pieces by wrecking balls.

That is all.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I hope I live long enough to see FedEx Field torn to pieces by wrecking balls.</p>
<p>That is all.</p>
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		<title>By: Animal Mother</title>
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		<dc:creator>Animal Mother</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 09 Oct 2009 23:07:01 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>@ Big Black Richard - When it comes to the cheerleaders, that&#039;s Little Danny&#039;s call.

Like they say, following your penis is always the right move, he&#039;d never steer you wrong. Except when he&#039;s drunk, it&#039;s 2am and that fat chick across the bar looks like a cross between Angelina and Beyonce. But other than that, he&#039;s never wrong.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>@ Big Black Richard &#8211; When it comes to the cheerleaders, that&#8217;s Little Danny&#8217;s call.</p>
<p>Like they say, following your penis is always the right move, he&#8217;d never steer you wrong. Except when he&#8217;s drunk, it&#8217;s 2am and that fat chick across the bar looks like a cross between Angelina and Beyonce. But other than that, he&#8217;s never wrong.</p>
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		<title>By: Big Black Richard</title>
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		<dc:creator>Big Black Richard</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 09 Oct 2009 22:53:58 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>It&#039;s funny how much Snyder is responsible for so many screwups in regards to the Redskins, and yet the Redskin Cheerleaders are always of Super Bowl quality.

Maybe Snyder isn&#039;t incompetent.  Maybe he&#039;s just in the wrong line of work.  Get him the hell away from the Redskins and have him buy the Playboy Mansion when Hef dies.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>It&#8217;s funny how much Snyder is responsible for so many screwups in regards to the Redskins, and yet the Redskin Cheerleaders are always of Super Bowl quality.</p>
<p>Maybe Snyder isn&#8217;t incompetent.  Maybe he&#8217;s just in the wrong line of work.  Get him the hell away from the Redskins and have him buy the Playboy Mansion when Hef dies.</p>
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		<title>By: Nate Newton's van</title>
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		<dc:creator>Nate Newton's van</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 09 Oct 2009 22:23:57 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>I understand the hatred for Snyder from Redskin fans. No day is complete without me begging the fates to kill Jerry Jones. Stupid cocksucker thinks he&#039;s a GM. And a coach. And he interviewed Wade Phillips and decided that Wade was his coach. Stupid fuck.

KILL! KILL! KILL!</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I understand the hatred for Snyder from Redskin fans. No day is complete without me begging the fates to kill Jerry Jones. Stupid cocksucker thinks he&#8217;s a GM. And a coach. And he interviewed Wade Phillips and decided that Wade was his coach. Stupid fuck.</p>
<p>KILL! KILL! KILL!</p>
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		<title>By: whiteness</title>
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		<dc:creator>whiteness</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 09 Oct 2009 21:34:39 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>I did not realize how much I love KSK until today... 
Thank you and have a nice weekend.

PS FUCK DAN SNYDER</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I did not realize how much I love KSK until today&#8230;<br />
Thank you and have a nice weekend.</p>
<p>PS FUCK DAN SNYDER</p>
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