AJ Smith is begging for a-chokin’
10.08.09
The San Diego Chargers 2-2 start to the season has prompted general manager AJ Smith to call the team’s play “soft”. Yesterday, linebacker Shawne Merriman bristled at this statement.
“I don’t know too much of that. That’s an opinion of a person, and it’s not needed,” Merriman said. “We know that we have to play better. [...] We’re going to make adjustments in this locker room as far as players and our attitudes and getting after people a little more. But all that extra (stuff) is not needed at all.”
Merriman later added that if Smith were female and a skosh more Asian he’d make him sorry he opened his punkass mouth.
Seriously, is this the guy you want to provoke? I’ve never met Merriman, but, based on his rep, if I ever saw him walking towards me on the sidewalk I’d cross the street. Nosiree, I would never do anything to provoke the guy.
Say, have you all seen this picture before?
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That picture is a giant clusterfuck.
All I can think about looking at it is “HAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY! GURRRRRRRRRLLLLLLLLL!”
That picture of Shawn(a) should be accompanied with the video of M.J.D. mightymousinghissorry(manhole)asstothegroundoutoftheiformation.
Antonio Cromartie plays cornerback like he’s a TV repairman……and I’ll try not to comment on my own comments anymore.
@Brando
AJ Smith should total Merriman’s Trans Am, spray paint “Chargers Suck” and “Denver Rules” on it, and leave it outside the San Diego practice facility. Merriman would be leaping over pass blockers in no time.
…….. Antonio Cromartie’s dad is a TV repairman. He’s got an excellent set of tools. He can fix it.
What you can’t see is Darren Sproles in nancy boy’s bag. And what he doesn’t see is the impending rape. No one ever sees it coming.
@Brando:
Fast Times at Ridgemont High reference FTW.
+1 Tanner – same thought
Is Merriman gonna have to choke an Owner?
Why is Merriman hanging out with Chris Kattan?
Seriously, is this the guy you want to provoke?
AJ Smith should total Merriman’s Trans Am, spray paint “Chargers Suck” and “Denver Rules” on it, and leave it outside the San Diego practice facility. Merriman would be leaping over pass blockers in no time.
OH HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEY!
Damn, I had to look that nancyboy’s name up to learn he was on Project Runway. But no, the braintrust of KSK knows him all too well. Gay Mafia indeed!
Why do people insist on treating the Chargers like underachieving contenders? If they played in a division with 4 NFL-caliber teams, they’d be the Washington Redskins.
This is really the best functional dysfunctional team EVER… is it too late to get good money on the Broncos winning the division?
All I can think of when I see that picture is Merriman going “Yo, you see this kid? HE BOUT TO GET RAPED.”
TRANNY!
This run defense is a HOTMESSSSSSS!
Shoulda choked AJ Smith when it would have done some good. Like say, about the time his ego was thinking of firing Marty and hiring Norv.
Hot mess? You should have seen Tila Tequila face down on my driveway.
What is a Christian Siriano?
Do those shade say E-S-T-R-A-D-A?
It’s amusing when less-than-buff white guys say that some pro athlete or group of pro athletes (who tend to be kinda big and more than kinda black) is/are in any way physically unfit. It’s kinda like Paris Hilton calling another woman slutty.
we chargers may be soft on the field, but have you seen the way i rape these hoes? i’ve been described as a BEAST at rapin’ bitches!
I like Darren Sproles new look. Very avant-garde.
“Soft? Mothafucka, did you see how i choke dat bitch?”
What has two thumbs and loves dick? This guy!
What the hell is that thing?
God dammit. Christian Siriano is the reason people hate gays.
No, but I did see the video they made later that night. Kid’s a screamer. Of course, most people would scream upon being pinned to the floor and forcibly sodomized.
FIERCE!
“No big deal – just wearing my athletic training gear to the opening of a new restaurant at a casino. Yeah these basketball shorts have pockets, big whup wanna fight about it?”
chill shades, brah
Wow, Tila Tequila has let herself go.
So THATS what she looked like before the sex change!
Oh yeah, that’s Shawne and Pat.