IN SUMMATION, THE REDSKINS ARE NOT GOOD AND SHERM LEWIS IS A BETTER BINGO CALLER THAN COACH. Apologies for the lack of a recap last night, but I figure people would want to relive that abortion of a game as little as possible. Plus, I only got three decent screencaps before drunkenness and disinterest caused me to tune out early in the second half. Before the game, we did marvel at the repugnance of Chris Cooley’s adoption of the Eminem look. According to Maj, he was on the radio this morning saying “he was all excited because he wants to keep it and grow it out and keep going whiter and whiter. Then he got in the car last night and Christie basically told him he looked stupid and he needs to dye it back.” Sorry your cheerleader wife doesn’t approve of you turning into Jeff Reed, Chris. Also, here’s the Geico caveman tailgating before the game. No way Daniel Snyder arranged for him to be caught by cameras for money. And here’s a sad ‘Skins fan who’s liable to be the first guy to hang himself with a letter. And, as always, here’s the Matron Saint. Oh Suzy, you deserve better than this game.
Tags: Cooley leads the league in peroxide, matron saint, mini recap, xmas ape
October 27th, 2009 at 9:45 am
The stench of last nights game still permeates my living room
October 27th, 2009 at 9:45 am
Redskins football…it’s like watching a Ben Stiller movie…you know it is supposed to be entertaining, but really it just makes you uncomfortable.
October 27th, 2009 at 9:46 am
cooley gets out of car and assumes fighters stance. J.T. O’sullivan applauds
October 27th, 2009 at 9:49 am
That game tried to touch me in inappropriate places.
October 27th, 2009 at 9:55 am
Oh yeah – and Cooley’s probably out for the season with a broken angle.
PEROXIDE CURSE!
October 27th, 2009 at 9:57 am
well…that was obtuse.
October 27th, 2009 at 10:05 am
I wonder if he died the pubes too, you know, to make it look bigger.
October 27th, 2009 at 10:11 am
gritty dyejob.
October 27th, 2009 at 10:16 am
I hope and pray someone got a screencap of the Redskins player sleeping on the sideline
October 27th, 2009 at 10:25 am
I also want to applaud the redskins for proving that even after the loss of the beloved Jim Zorn’s dignity, they can still manage to band together and lose.
October 27th, 2009 at 10:26 am
Hey look at me, I’m Chris Cooley! Look at me dammit!
October 27th, 2009 at 10:27 am
Jason Campbell is actually regressing! Last night was his High School stage of the mutation..next stage Pop Warner!
October 27th, 2009 at 10:38 am
Cooley looks like the chick from “The Legend of Billie Jean.”
October 27th, 2009 at 10:40 am
Anyone see the fly sitting on Tirico’s head for the first 45 seconds of the intro? I think Gruden got rid of it with a death stare.
October 27th, 2009 at 10:40 am
Jason Campbell – the “urban” counterpart to Jake Delhomme? Discuss.
As much as it must suck to be a Redskins fan these days, look at the bright side – they outgained the Eagles in total yards and had 10 more first downs. If Campbell turns the ball over only half as much, they maybe would’ve outscored the Eagles too. Poor, poor Skins fans…
October 27th, 2009 at 10:54 am
At least the Maj has got exciting Wizards basketball to keep him entertained for the next few months.
October 27th, 2009 at 10:57 am
If Cooley can ram his hand through drywall to catch a ball, he sure as hell can play with a broken ankle. Oh, and Ditka would like to know what the story is on all the candyass tight ends these days…
October 27th, 2009 at 11:01 am
had 10 more first downs
Who needs first downs when you’re throwing 70-yard TD passes and catching pick-sixes?
October 27th, 2009 at 11:36 am
Other than the skid marks left by the Redskins, did anyone else catch the 3 clowns in the booth falling over each other to verbally fellate the Eagles front office and the wonderful job they and Raggedy Andy have done?
For the prosecution I submit into evidence the Eagles loss last week to the woeful and sucky Raiders. The same Raiders abused repeatedly in recent weeks by the Giants and Jets. The same Raiders the Giants and Jets ran on repeatedly and put the game out of reach quickly. Raggedy Andy and the Eagles? 12 rushes for the game.
/thinks someone on the Eagles sideline stinks of Mike Martz disease.
October 27th, 2009 at 11:45 am
I think the game would have been much more entertaining if they played Yakety Sax when the offense and special teams were on the field.
October 27th, 2009 at 12:15 pm
Any game that allows the Redskins to fail so miserably is a great game. even if Andy Reid would rather bob for trout than design a balanced offense.
October 27th, 2009 at 12:23 pm
@Animal Mother – you mean the same Raiders team that lost in Weeks 5 and 7 by a combined score of 82-7 but beat the Eagles 13-9? That one? Also, don’t you agree that the way Reid is deploying Michael Vick is going swimmingly? Vick has been the asset that puts the Eagles over the top, just like the talking heads have been telling us for months now!
October 27th, 2009 at 2:04 pm
That sad fan put the D in Deez Nuts.
October 27th, 2009 at 3:02 pm
I learned that no matter who calls the plays, the players have to make plays and execute.
I learned that no matter who calls the plays, the players have to make plays and execute.
I learned that no matter who calls the plays, the players have to make plays and execute.
I learned that no matter who calls the plays, the players have to make plays and execute.
/Will hit the “SP” button on the remote next weekend.