And now, answers to the Peter King crossword puzzle: 
ACROSS
3. Most humane train (ACELA)
5. You should respect it (SUN)
10. Land baron (FAVRE)
12. Johnny Damon lookalike (MARKSANCHEZ)
13. Criminally melted candy (KITKAT)
16. Extraneous urban asset (CAR)
17. The perfect save (VOICEMAIL)
18. Alarming new fashion trend 9UGGS)
19. Disturbing trend on I-95 (TRAFFIC)
DOWN
1. No room at the Inn? (WESTIN)
2. Led NFL in smiles during 2008 season (TONYROMO)
4. Unknowable science (CHEMISTRY)
6. Crime committed by film companies (EXTORTION)
7. Favre? (FAVRE)
8. Chain restaurant with coffee-flavored water (JILLIANS)
9. Ohio home of Toone P. Wiggins (SIDNEY)
11. Two wonderful? (JETER)
14. Moniker for SI scribe Banks (BRASCO)
15. Pre-ferred prefix (SEMI)
16. Car part, defined (CLUTCH)
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Damn. I got all but 17 across, 6 down and 11 down.
Special Edition Peter King Ouiji Board: where the only letters available are R-A-E-V-F
I think we all know that Hines Ward ALWAYS leads the league in smirrres.
“I spoke with INSERT PLAYER/OWNER NAME-DROP HERE minutes after the game, Sunday and they said INSERT UNAUTHORIZED QUOTE. I get a feeling that INSERT RELATIVELY RISK-LESS PREDICTION may happen before the end of the season. INSERT DATA-MINED STATISTICAL COMPARISON. I think that it’s easy to see that INSERT QUARTERBACK WHO PLAYED BETTER DAY PRIOR was actually capable of this all along. I think. INSERT FAR-FETCHED FAVRE MENTION…”
Peter King Monopoly: throw out the car game piece – not necessary.
Let’s play the PK Jumble:
EEQLSEEWUKR
A: Welkeresque
I like to wear xxxl chino shorts when I play PK chutes and ladders.
It was PK, on the back deck with trees and talk, with the Heineken Light bottle.
Yeah, I suck at crosswords. And I’m fine with that. Can’t believe I couldn’t guess “clutch,” though. That’s kind of a gimme.
PK Scrabble – triple word score for ‘Quasifavrianesque’.
Melted Kit Kats are not welcomed in the PK version of Candy Land.
I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again- Will Shortz is an agent of Satan.
Now what’s this about crossword puzzles?
@matty ice 9 Uggs is pretty lofty, knowing you have a spare one
Don’t forget Peter King Chutes and Ladders, where the player becomes embroiled in gridlock traffic by landing on a chute.
Ohhhhhhhh… SEMI.
I was trying to figure out how to make “quasi” into four letters.
@StuScottBooyahs
Don’t you think there’d be some letters tossed in there as well? Maybe 4, b., F-, 7:?
@KP – Honestly, they’d be doing me a favor.
@El Nene – you get to sit behind someone on their blackberry at a baseball game.
@51dimes – Then what do you get when you go to jail?
@Warthog In King-opoly, every time a player passes Go they get a free colonoscopy.
@Stu
It’s less fun that way!
Looking for Peter King-opoly. All the hotels serve coffee at 5 a.m.
No space for a “lofty”?
Next, the Peter King Sudoku. All of the numbers are 4.