Don’t act like you don’t got problems. We’re a little short on sex/fantasy football mailbag questions today. Please email us with submissions. Your fantasy football/sex expert today will be Unsilent Majority, who is actually not that much of an expert at fantasy football, but a total demon in the sack.
Or so I’ve heard.
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Not that anyone cares, but the quadruple amputee in question is Adrianne Curry (not actually a quadruple amputee).
If she were a quadriplegic her legs couldn’t possibly be at that angle.
But I’m sure sure you realized that.
She may be a quadriplegic, but it appears she still has all the good parts.
/Shit, did I say that outloud?
Okay, that’s enough submissions for this week.
/drowning in email
Here’s a question – my girlfriend is involved in the legal process of this case. Will I ever be able to convince her to engage in recreational drug use, bondage, or any other kind of kinky activity again? Or should I just write off all that stuff for good?
I’d like to clang one off the proverbial uprights.
UM, what’s his name?
/I kid, I kid
well congrats, but damn, kinda doesn’t help me.
a chick with those boobs and that body being a quadruple amputee is a turnoff for you? i didnt notice that until you mentioned it and now cant stop staring at the picture. i think she just became a lot more attractive.
engaged.
Is UM married?
that’s a serious question…. I’m not trying to hit on him.
I’d write in, but it will only end badly for me.
That picture looks like a quadruple amputee. Way to be a boner killer, CC.
Hey, my keeper league team finally won a game.