Jets acquire Braylon Edwards. The New York Jets have completed a trade for Cleveland’s Braylon Edwards. When reached for comment Jets coach Rex Ryan said, “I heard he punched out that little fella for being friends with the LeBron fella. That takes MOXIE!” [ESPN]
Also: Michael Crabtree ended his holdout. Everything he knows about negotiations he learned from Wikipedia. [Mercury News]
Future News: Jim Zorn fired as head coach of the Washington Redskins. Greg Blatche named interim head coach, Sherm Smith moves to offensive coordinator. [DC Sports Bog]
Tags: Braylon Edwards, New York Jets, quick hits, Stockpiling male models for the purposes of assasinating their enemies
October 7th, 2009 at 9:53 am
Rex and Braylon under one roof?
October 7th, 2009 at 10:05 am
I’m really looking forward to Rex spitting some ‘chaw’ on Edward’s hands to help him hold on to the ball.
October 7th, 2009 at 10:05 am
The End Of The World Is Nigh…
He likes the attitude of Braylon, no doubt.
Are the Jets becoming the new Raiders??? ‘Cause the old Raiders are a joke. Tom Cable could be arrested during practice any day now. I wonder what Emporer Palpatine will do once that happens.
Tom Cable to the Jets???
October 7th, 2009 at 10:05 am
/blows brains out
October 7th, 2009 at 10:09 am
The Jets are celebrating with fried chicken and anal.
October 7th, 2009 at 10:12 am
Rex Ryan will have a gay to punch all season long.
October 7th, 2009 at 10:12 am
But who on the Browns squad will take over Braylon’s duties of dropping passes and sulking?
October 7th, 2009 at 10:21 am
Applaud the Zoolander joke.
October 7th, 2009 at 10:22 am
Nothing more than an innocent coincidence?
1 – Crabtree’s holdout seemed illogical, if for no other reason, because it was bound to mean less money for him.
2 – Niners file tampering charges against the Jets on Sept 21.
3 – Crabtree flies to San Francisco to work out a contract with San Francisco on Oct 6.
4 – Jets trade for Braylon Edwards on Oct 7.
5 – Crabtree signs with 49ers on Oct 7.
October 7th, 2009 at 10:26 am
So if Chrebet was a flashlight, does this make Edwards a fleshlight?
October 7th, 2009 at 10:37 am
Braylon is definitly going for Blue Steel there…
October 7th, 2009 at 10:41 am
If it’s at all possible for Braylon to proverbially drop the ball on getting this trade in the books, he will. Fuck me.
October 7th, 2009 at 10:44 am
Zorn fired? What will UM do with his “Zorn Star” t-shirt?
October 7th, 2009 at 10:45 am
Also, what did MC Hammer have to do Crabtree signing?
http://content.usatoday.com/communities/thehuddle/post/2009/10/mc-hammer-adds-strange-twist-as-49ers-keep-talking-with-michael-crabtree/1
October 7th, 2009 at 10:47 am
Brady Quinn sighs. One less individual to ogle in the shower.
October 7th, 2009 at 10:50 am
Adapt, react, readapt, apt.
October 7th, 2009 at 10:52 am
You better stay the fuck away from all Yankee entourages for the next 3 weeks, Braylon.
October 7th, 2009 at 10:53 am
Persiflage Says:
October 7th, 2009 at 10:22 am
Nothing more than an innocent coincidence?
1 – Crabtree’s holdout seemed illogical, if for no other reason, because it was bound to mean less money for him.
2 – Niners file tampering charges against the Jets on Sept 21.
3 – Crabtree flies to San Francisco to work out a contract with San Francisco on Oct 6.
4 – Jets trade for Braylon Edwards on Oct 7.
5 – Crabtree signs with 49ers on Oct 7.
Persiflage,
I think your tin foil hat is too tight.
October 7th, 2009 at 10:56 am
fuck the jets anyway
October 7th, 2009 at 11:03 am
DB, sure Brady lost Braylon to eye-fuck but he gained two NEW cocks!
October 7th, 2009 at 11:05 am
When Lebron says get out, you GET THE FUCK OUT!
October 7th, 2009 at 11:10 am
LeBron just asked Braylon to scope out New York for him, since he’ll be there after this season.
But I hear Braylon is already dropping the proverbial ball on this one.
October 7th, 2009 at 11:17 am
@ AM
You beat me to the “Drop the ball” joke that this was begging for. +1
October 7th, 2009 at 12:15 pm
Is Greg Blatche any relation to Andray?
October 7th, 2009 at 12:36 pm
Future News: Jim Zorn fired as head coach of the Washington Redskins. Greg Blatche named interim head coach, Sherm Smith moves to offensive coordinator.
God fuck this team.
October 7th, 2009 at 1:22 pm
@StuScottBooyahs – he did that the day Jack Kent Cooke died.
October 7th, 2009 at 3:16 pm
“This is how they negotiate in the Bizarro World!”
October 7th, 2009 at 11:22 pm
New Law: You Punch a friend of Lebron you are expelled from the state of Ohio.
October 8th, 2009 at 12:48 am
@Gino: Great Seinfeld reference.
You don’t negotiate to a lower salary!
/sigh
Last great comedy.
October 8th, 2009 at 11:46 am
Now who’s Brady Quinn going to look at in the locker room?
October 8th, 2009 at 4:34 pm
Is that an untied bow tie around his neck? Why wouldnt he tie it? What is he afraid of? Choking???