Jets acquire Braylon Edwards. The New York Jets have completed a trade for Cleveland’s Braylon Edwards. When reached for comment Jets coach Rex Ryan said, “I heard he punched out that little fella for being friends with the LeBron fella. That takes MOXIE!” [ESPN]
Also: Michael Crabtree ended his holdout. Everything he knows about negotiations he learned from Wikipedia. [Mercury News]
Future News: Jim Zorn fired as head coach of the Washington Redskins. Greg Blatche named interim head coach, Sherm Smith moves to offensive coordinator. [DC Sports Bog]
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Is that an untied bow tie around his neck? Why wouldnt he tie it? What is he afraid of? Choking???
Now who’s Brady Quinn going to look at in the locker room?
@Gino: Great Seinfeld reference.
You don’t negotiate to a lower salary!
/sigh
Last great comedy.
New Law: You Punch a friend of Lebron you are expelled from the state of Ohio.
“This is how they negotiate in the Bizarro World!”
@StuScottBooyahs – he did that the day Jack Kent Cooke died.
Future News: Jim Zorn fired as head coach of the Washington Redskins. Greg Blatche named interim head coach, Sherm Smith moves to offensive coordinator.
God fuck this team.
Is Greg Blatche any relation to Andray?
@ AM
You beat me to the “Drop the ball” joke that this was begging for. +1
LeBron just asked Braylon to scope out New York for him, since he’ll be there after this season.
But I hear Braylon is already dropping the proverbial ball on this one.
When Lebron says get out, you GET THE FUCK OUT!
DB, sure Brady lost Braylon to eye-fuck but he gained two NEW cocks!
fuck the jets anyway
Persiflage Says:
October 7th, 2009 at 10:22 am
Nothing more than an innocent coincidence?
1 – Crabtree’s holdout seemed illogical, if for no other reason, because it was bound to mean less money for him.
2 – Niners file tampering charges against the Jets on Sept 21.
3 – Crabtree flies to San Francisco to work out a contract with San Francisco on Oct 6.
4 – Jets trade for Braylon Edwards on Oct 7.
5 – Crabtree signs with 49ers on Oct 7.
Persiflage,
I think your tin foil hat is too tight.
You better stay the fuck away from all Yankee entourages for the next 3 weeks, Braylon.
Adapt, react, readapt, apt.
Brady Quinn sighs. One less individual to ogle in the shower.
Also, what did MC Hammer have to do Crabtree signing?
http://content.usatoday.com/communities/thehuddle/post/2009/10/mc-hammer-adds-strange-twist-as-49ers-keep-talking-with-michael-crabtree/1
Zorn fired? What will UM do with his “Zorn Star” t-shirt?
If it’s at all possible for Braylon to proverbially drop the ball on getting this trade in the books, he will. Fuck me.
Braylon is definitly going for Blue Steel there…
So if Chrebet was a flashlight, does this make Edwards a fleshlight?
Nothing more than an innocent coincidence?
1 – Crabtree’s holdout seemed illogical, if for no other reason, because it was bound to mean less money for him.
2 – Niners file tampering charges against the Jets on Sept 21.
3 – Crabtree flies to San Francisco to work out a contract with San Francisco on Oct 6.
4 – Jets trade for Braylon Edwards on Oct 7.
5 – Crabtree signs with 49ers on Oct 7.
Applaud the Zoolander joke.
But who on the Browns squad will take over Braylon’s duties of dropping passes and sulking?
Rex Ryan will have a gay to punch all season long.
The Jets are celebrating with fried chicken and anal.
/blows brains out
The End Of The World Is Nigh…
He likes the attitude of Braylon, no doubt.
Are the Jets becoming the new Raiders??? ‘Cause the old Raiders are a joke. Tom Cable could be arrested during practice any day now. I wonder what Emporer Palpatine will do once that happens.
Tom Cable to the Jets???
I’m really looking forward to Rex spitting some ‘chaw’ on Edward’s hands to help him hold on to the ball.
Rex and Braylon under one roof?