Fitty

That’s Peter King tweeting with stern authority to Larry Fitzgerald during last night’s game. If you don’t think this will be the most ludicrous NFL season ever, this would be Exhibit A for proving your ass WRONG.

Anyway, PK has a lofty new column every Friday called The Game Plan. That name defines creative. Every week, we’ll give you your chance to skewer it in the comments. I think you folks have proven yourselves more than up to the task. In the meantime, enjoy more awesome in-games tweets from Westin’s worst nightmare.

Romeo

Who knew THAT would happen?

Good Job

Way to outperform me, Adam!