Fuck the Pats and the officials that never call shit on them on their “miracle” plays.

Crazy asshole? Ooooh, that one hurt. And your obsession with talking about dicks and constantly attempting to make them relevant clearly indicates that you are an extremely insecure closet case (not that there’s anything wrong with that). It’s still hard for me to believe that you don’t know what Barstool Sports is given that you came across originally as the type of person who would frequent that forum. Your “dickless cum dumpster” insult and suggestions of kiddie porn/virginity did provide me with a chuckle, however, and your general tone indicates that you at least have a sense of humor about yourself unlike the douchebags at Barstool. But why would I dream of Brady and Belichick every night, especially given how much I hate both of them? I didn’t quite get that part.

Oh, and I would take you up on your offer but I live in LA (so who am I to call anyone a faggot, right?) and don’t plan on going to NYC anytime soon (especially considering that I hate NY state as a whole, NYC included). If it makes you feel any better, I also despise the Jets, who have the worst team chant of all time, and encourage any piling on against them and any other NY team in any sport. I also hate all teams from Boston, Buffalo, Chicago and Philly.

I think our little flame war has run its course, and since I know you’re like me and always have to try and get in the last word (that and we’re both too stupid to know when to say when), I’ll be kind enough to let you do that.

Oh, and if you’re ever in the nyc area, we should meet up and smoke a bowl. I love me some Tecmo, and all dick jokes aside, i wouldn’t mind getting baked and playing some Tecmo with a fellow KSKer. I’ll even play as the pink shirts!

Wow, you really are a crazy asshole. Jets fan? I actually think the Tawmmy character is hilarious, laughed my ass off as usual, my original comment was just that SOME of the commentators, like you, take your patriots hating to pathetic extremes. But no big deal, who am i to talk, i overreacted too, no worries. And no, i don’t know what “Barstool Sports is”, but unlike you, i’m not currently sitting on a giant butt plug. Not sure what you mean by not understanding dick jokes, but my obsession with dicks can’t match your passion for man meat, so i won’t question you on this. And i’d much rather be an over protective fan than a dickless cum dumpster that dreams of Brady and Belichick every night. Go back to your kiddie porn and enjoy a lifetime of virginity.

/Pats shit all over the Jets this week.

Overprotective Boston fans who don’t understand the meaning of the term “dick joke” probably shouldn’t be questioning anyone’s intelligence either. If you can’t see the Tawmmy posts for what they are (or should that be “what they ahhhhh”), then you probably shouldn’t post here. Nice job pretending not to know what Barstool Sports is, by the way.

/not drunk anymore

Exactly where was I saying that all New England fans are classless? And exactly how does me calling you out for being the bitch that you are equate to me having a “homoerotic obsession with all things Patriots”? Jesus, dude, no need to get your panties in a bunch. To be honest, I’m more surprised that a goon like you actually knows what words like “vivid” and “proclivities” mean (or, to go one step further, I’m surprised you actually know how to use a computer to begin with). Maybe I should send you another Welkah jersey as part of an olive branch.

On second thought, fuck off, troll.

@supermike

Agreed, not the best choice of insult there.

I’m going to go ahead and assume that the Barstool forum is some gay male forum that you moderate. I’ll be sure to check it out; is it at the same URL that i found all those giffs of your mom blowing Belichick? Nice zinger though with “faggot”, you really make a great case about all New England fans being classless. Your vivid description of my sexual proclivities is a great counter argument to your homo erotic obsession with all things Patriots.

/horse insemination intern

You forgot to add: NO ONE DENIES THIS!!!111!!!! Go back to the Barstool forum, faggot.

/puts on Affliction t-shirt with sleeves cut off

Thanks Drew. You owe me a new keyboard.