Comments on: Yes, You Should Start Felix Jones This Week: the KSK Sex/Fantasy Football Mailbag, Featuring the Saddest Letter of All Time

By: JJPutzTheLotionInTheBasket

JJPutzTheLotionInTheBasket — Sat, 26 Sep 2009 16:15:19 +0000

Dear Winger Fan,

Fuck yourself with a branding iron.

Sincerely,
Every Guy on the Internets Who Hasn’t Had a Threesome

By: Mr. P

Mr. P — Fri, 25 Sep 2009 22:43:37 +0000

Andy Botwin has some tips for the masturbator. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f5BXhD3oK7w

By: Needs More Cheerleaders

Needs More Cheerleaders — Fri, 25 Sep 2009 18:08:20 +0000

flub, you were ON FUCKING FIRE! Bravo, good sir. Bravo.

Also, if all girls want to fuck your dad, how on earth do YOU not get laid out of that deal? Drop a few hints that you’re better hung than your dad, or that you’ll put in a good word for them et VOILA.

Jesus…

Also, if you’re going to nail that 40 year old biddy, I’d strongly recommend one of you switching churches. Otherwise it WILL come out, and you’re both going to get the stink-eye from everyone else.

By: Scott

Scott — Fri, 25 Sep 2009 16:54:34 +0000

Boobless in Bloomington – My wife and I have five kids, every one of which she nursed. And I’m still enjoying the mams regularly. As you may have already found out, though, extreme caution must be used when approaching them while your wife is still nursing. There’s more milk in there than a frickin’ 7-11, and even the tiniest bit of squeezing, poking, prodding, sucking, etc. will draw it out. Not that there’s anything wrong with that. You just gotta be prepared for the inevitable Lactate Sundae.

By: Rocco

Rocco — Fri, 25 Sep 2009 16:32:03 +0000

RE: The Kyle situation: What I’m saying is that chances are good that her past is not good, and that person is still there. It has nothing to do with spilling every secret. It’s a personality/character thing, and someday, whatever it is she’s hiding, or trying to convince herself she’s not, is gonna come out. And it’s gonna break your heart.

By: UZH

UZH — Fri, 25 Sep 2009 15:32:03 +0000

Silver Fox: DOOOOOOOO IIIIIITTTT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

By: FiddlingWhileJimRomeBurns

FiddlingWhileJimRomeBurns — Fri, 25 Sep 2009 15:18:55 +0000

“Sounds like you need to take a job where you work the third shift.”

You know, it’s like I don’t even know you guys anymore. The wife needs the third-shift job, not the dude.

By: marinerd

marinerd — Fri, 25 Sep 2009 14:53:41 +0000

RE: Boobless in Bloomington

Trust me, pal, you’ll be appreciating the funbags again in no time. But be prepared that breastfeeding leaves the nips of many women in less than pristine condition.

By: DancingBaptist

DancingBaptist — Fri, 25 Sep 2009 14:35:33 +0000

Otto Man you are correct, I should’ve said

“Start your day with BREAKFAST at the ‘y’ “

By: Rufus T. Firefly

Rufus T. Firefly — Fri, 25 Sep 2009 14:21:19 +0000

Ted – keep the tat, if she can’t get past that…her loss.

Silver Fox – a follow up is required…

Slash – I love reading your replies!!!