Who Will Berate Chad Pennington Worse: Tony Sparano or Serena Williams?
Oh, Colts and Dolphins, you’re just one of those contests that was so much more interesting before everyone figured out how to stop Miami’s gimmicky bullstein. Besides, the Dolphins don’t matter when it’s high time for the Pierre Garcon breakout game! You know it. I know it. It’s gonna be just like Mario Manningham with the Giants last night.
Or not. But we’ll try to look surprised when DFC and Reggie Wayne get open when they should be double covered.
All right, kidlets – we’re firing up the Kkakemobile (”It’s the only car that needs a windshield wiper on the INTERIOR!”) and cruising down the HOV lane of the Dick Joke Expressway (formerly Matlock Expressway). I don’t have an EZ Pass, so you humps gotta pitch in for tolls.
Tags: corporate peezy, Live Blogification, pey-pey, xmas ape
September 21st, 2009 at 5:39 pm
Colts Dolphins, the kind of game that makes me want to watch a baseball game.
Just kidding actually, this is not a bad MNF matchup. Watchable, Lofty.
September 21st, 2009 at 5:42 pm
These days I think I’d rather watch Rex Ryan shower than watch a baseball game.
September 21st, 2009 at 5:42 pm
After years of watching them, I’ll never understimate the ability of the Colts defense to revive a worn-out offensive system. Bring back the Run-N-Shoot and they’ll piss their pants.
September 21st, 2009 at 5:44 pm
Best license plate ever? Best license plate ever.
September 21st, 2009 at 5:54 pm
wouldn’t the best license plate ever go to the guy who managed to snag “bukkake” so that this guy had to go with the misspelling? or do we just assume he can’t spell?
September 21st, 2009 at 6:02 pm
@mike:
license plates = 6 letters/numbers
bukakke = 7 letters
September 21st, 2009 at 6:02 pm
And it’s on a Mercedes. Classy!
September 21st, 2009 at 6:24 pm
It’s Romo’s Mercedes.
September 21st, 2009 at 6:39 pm
It’s gonna be just like Mario Manningham against the Giants last night.
FIX YO’ TEAM REFERENCES APE!!!
September 21st, 2009 at 6:52 pm
@FEAST:
No, you have that wrong. Observe your surroundings more closely. 7 is the highest allowable. 6 is just more common.
FIX YO CORRECTIONS!
September 21st, 2009 at 7:05 pm
Too bad I can’t watch this on my lappie :(
September 21st, 2009 at 7:22 pm
actually the number of characters on a license plate depends on the state
September 21st, 2009 at 7:29 pm
actually the number of characters allowed on a license plate is something no one should give a shit about.
September 21st, 2009 at 7:54 pm
That was a sweet segment on Peezy. I have so much more fear and respect for him now. The best part was the seizure at the open. He sold that like he was going full retard.
September 21st, 2009 at 7:59 pm
FIX YO PREGAME FEATURES!
September 21st, 2009 at 8:01 pm
Speaking of full retard, it’s ‘cmon man!’ up next. awesome.
September 21st, 2009 at 8:31 pm
bukkake and mike tirico? fitting.
September 21st, 2009 at 9:36 pm
So far, the biggest surprise is that Chad’s only problem is that his arm is too strong for his receivers to catch up to – as a Jets fan, never thought I’d see that…
September 21st, 2009 at 11:35 pm
Ape’s personalized license plate?
Bookake.
September 21st, 2009 at 11:46 pm
Mannings not the only one guy that needs just 13 minutes. Alllll riiiiiiiiiight
September 22nd, 2009 at 12:08 am
The Mercedes has a California plate. We’ve had 7 digits since the Reagan era.
Dude can’t spell.
Oh yeah, fuck Dallas Clark. Bitch cost me a game.
September 22nd, 2009 at 3:35 pm
they allow 7th graders on this site? who else uses the word retard?
September 25th, 2009 at 12:42 pm
Great post thank you, I have also sent this to twitter hope it helps you with traffic.