Oh, Colts and Dolphins, you’re just one of those contests that was so much more interesting before everyone figured out how to stop Miami’s gimmicky bullstein. Besides, the Dolphins don’t matter when it’s high time for the Pierre Garcon breakout game! You know it. I know it. It’s gonna be just like Mario Manningham with the Giants last night.
Or not. But we’ll try to look surprised when DFC and Reggie Wayne get open when they should be double covered.
All right, kidlets – we’re firing up the Kkakemobile (“It’s the only car that needs a windshield wiper on the INTERIOR!”) and cruising down the HOV lane of the Dick Joke Expressway (formerly Matlock Expressway). I don’t have an EZ Pass, so you humps gotta pitch in for tolls.
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Great post thank you, I have also sent this to twitter hope it helps you with traffic.
they allow 7th graders on this site? who else uses the word retard?
The Mercedes has a California plate. We’ve had 7 digits since the Reagan era.
Dude can’t spell.
Oh yeah, fuck Dallas Clark. Bitch cost me a game.
Mannings not the only one guy that needs just 13 minutes. Alllll riiiiiiiiiight
Ape’s personalized license plate?
Bookake.
So far, the biggest surprise is that Chad’s only problem is that his arm is too strong for his receivers to catch up to – as a Jets fan, never thought I’d see that…
bukkake and mike tirico? fitting.
Speaking of full retard, it’s ‘cmon man!’ up next. awesome.
FIX YO PREGAME FEATURES!
That was a sweet segment on Peezy. I have so much more fear and respect for him now. The best part was the seizure at the open. He sold that like he was going full retard.
actually the number of characters allowed on a license plate is something no one should give a shit about.
actually the number of characters on a license plate depends on the state
Too bad I can’t watch this on my lappie :(
@FEAST:
No, you have that wrong. Observe your surroundings more closely. 7 is the highest allowable. 6 is just more common.
FIX YO CORRECTIONS!
It’s gonna be just like Mario Manningham against the Giants last night.
FIX YO’ TEAM REFERENCES APE!!!
It’s Romo’s Mercedes.
And it’s on a Mercedes. Classy!
@mike:
license plates = 6 letters/numbers
bukakke = 7 letters
wouldn’t the best license plate ever go to the guy who managed to snag “bukkake” so that this guy had to go with the misspelling? or do we just assume he can’t spell?
Best license plate ever? Best license plate ever.
After years of watching them, I’ll never understimate the ability of the Colts defense to revive a worn-out offensive system. Bring back the Run-N-Shoot and they’ll piss their pants.
These days I think I’d rather watch Rex Ryan shower than watch a baseball game.
Colts Dolphins, the kind of game that makes me want to watch a baseball game.
Just kidding actually, this is not a bad MNF matchup. Watchable, Lofty.