Just because the San Diego DA dropped all charges against Shawne Merriman doesn’t mean Tila Tequila can’t accuse him of being Satan incarnate on her Twitter feed.
Shawne Merriman, the NFL & the San Diego D.A.’s want 2 toss me under the bus with conspiracy & corrupt judicial system. I will keep fighting
Someone should get my 911 emergency call and let everyone hear! They will know how horrendous that night was and hear EVERYTHING!!!!!
I understand pple love watching football cuz so Do I. But just remember when u take ur kids 2 the game their watching a criminal like shawne
Do u know the feeling when u look into someone eye’s while your throat is being cut off from it’s air? Knowing in any second u could die????
Randy, Chris, Jay, Shawne, Amanda, Krystal. You all know what went down that night. God knows. You are going to hell. Believe that.
Hey, what did Jay Glazer do to you, lady? Tequila also gave alleged photos of the bruises Merriman gave her to TMZ. Gotta say, I think if Shawne was gonna beat you, you’d be a little bruisier.
NOTE: Try and keep your comments away from the “she deserved it anyway” vibe. We’re wiseasses here, not scumbags.
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She definitely is the stupidest thing this side of New York from Flavor of Love 1-3. Could we just lock her in a room with Rapesauraus and have them sort it out themselves like real adults? A quick resolution could be easily reached.
I knew it was ordained by Providence when my phone rang last Sunday morning to notify me that a spot had opened up in my buddies’ Fantasy Football League. Behold: The Tila Tequilla Choke Slam
No bruises on the neck or face? So he picked her up by her arms….but she’s not claiming rape…..he says he was trying to keep her from driving….nobody has come forth to back HER claims……
Why are we giving this woman more than her allotted 15 minutes of fame?
While I agree with the doubts as to the veracity of Ms. “Tequila” Nguyen’s claims, I would also like to take this opportunity to once again read some of life’s fine print to professional athletes:
Crazy-Tang is not right for everyone. Just because you CAN bring home Crazy-Tang from the club, doesn’t mean you SHOULD bring Crazy-Tang home from the club. Please use Crazy-Tang responsibly. Possible side effects of Crazy-Tang include itchy penis-sticks, paternity suits, and criminal investigations. Talk to your doctor about these risks.
The real story is that Roids was trying to engineer a foursome with Tequila whore and 2 other whores, all of whom were plastered (Roids was actually not drinking, at least not in public). The 2 other whores were down for it, but apparently Tequila whore was upset at not being the center of attention and tried to get her drunk ass out of there. Roids tried to keep her from driving, she smelled lawsuit/PR campaign, and the rest is history. Clearly he did not choke her… he could have pinched her head off with one hand if he tried. Fuck that whore, she can go to hell. If you mess with the bull, sometimes you get the horns. Or sometimes you pretend you get the horns for sympathy.
Reminds me of a scene from Dirty Harry
Chief: Have you been following that man?
Harry Callahan: Yeah, I’ve been following him on my own time. And anybody can tell I didn’t do that to him.
Chief: How?
Harry Callahan: Cause he looks too damn good, that’s how!
I think there’s a long line of people who want to throw you under a bus. Did any of you ever think you’d be on the side of an alleged woman beater? That’s the magic that Tila Tequila brings to the table, a person so despicable and desperate for attention she makes common decency be set aside.
Agreed. If he had thrown her to the ground as hard as Tila claims he did, there would be a decent sized dent where Tila’s body made an imprint in the floor. Rapeasaurus throws around 300 pound football players for a living, do you really think Tila would be able to walk or be capable of speech if he hurt her as bad as she says? Fuck that lying cunt, she deserves to be unhappy.
Given that this is Rapeasaurus that we’re talking about, I’m surprised that her accusation isn’t, “He tried to choke me…….with his penis.”
Look beating up women is bad, but if beating up money grubbing, D-list, wannabe celebrity whores is wrong then I don’t wanna be right.
/not a big fan of Merriman
//fuck that skank
i wish roids would have choked her out.
I can’t wait until Terrell Owens does this to internet celebrity Arthur Kade.
fuck this bitch. I don’t believe I word she says. Next thing you know she’ll claim it was a setup to take her down by the same people who orchestrated 9-11. We’ll see her and Charlie Sheen together next week. Blame it on Grimlock! Also, fuck those people who tweet her support. They don’t know shit either.
She deserved it anyway.
You lay down with dogs, you wake up with fleas.
All mudsharks end up beaten or dead in the end.
Classic case of some dumb reality show “star” thinking she’s bigger than she is. Yeah, it’s all a well orchestrated conspiracy by the entire law enforcement community in San Diego and by the most popular American sports league. Fuhrer Goddell and the San Diego DA have noting better to do than conspire to get Tila Tequila assaulted without repercussions. Goddell is notorious for being waaaay too easy on his players, and large sports empires whose every game is shown on TV will often single out a private citizen to harass just for the fuck of it.
I also agree. If Shawne Merriman had attempted to assault her, Tila Tequila’s limbs would be washing up somewhere on the Jersey Shore because the Rapeasaurus had ripped them off and flung them clear across the entire continental United States.
You know, her tweets are getting really impressive.
For instance:
“Shawne has his people cover up for him. Did u know that he is the “CLUB OWNER” who said I was drunk? Shawne owns that club..conspiracy.”
Actually, club manager James Brennan is saying she’s drunk.
“Shawne Merriman, the NFL & the San Diego D.A.’s want 2 toss me under the bus with conspiracy & corrupt judicial system. I will keep fighting”
Yes. The judicial system has been waiting for the opportunity to take down Tila Tequila. What a coup.
And as far as her “allergy to alcohol” –
http://newyork.grubstreet.com/2007/03/myspace_queen_tila_tequila_dri.html
March 11, 2007:
“And I had red wine. I’m allergic to alcohol. I got my name because the first time I drank, when I was 13, I couldn’t handle it and broke out in hives. My classmates made fun of me the next day. This year a doctor told me if I take a Zantac 150 before I drink, it kind of prevents allergic reactions. But I’m still a cheap date.”
“Yeah, I just had sex with Tila Tequila. And I may have choked the shit out of her, but she ain’t dead.”
Monkey Business for the win.
He wasn’t trying to choke her he was trying to keep her away from the water…
gremlins reference….. cause she looks like gizmo…
“show’s self out”
“Too beaucoup” is not something that the Rapeosaurus likes to hear.
Reading these tweets, I’m beginning to suspect this Tila Tequila person isn’t very smart.
Are those bruises or just the ink from her poorly done tramp stamps staining her skin?
I still want to know if he did the Lights Out dance afterwards.
“Hello, 911 Emergecy?”
“I’VE BEEN ATTACKED BY SHAWNE MERRIMAN.”
“What happened, ma’am?”
“HE CAME AFTER ME LIKE RARRRRRR”
“Can you be more specific, ma’am?”
“HE WAS SHAKING ME AND I WAS ALL LIKE, “WHAT ARE YOU DOING?” AND HE WAS ALL LIKE “RAAAAAAAAAAAPE”"
“Are you in need of assistance?”
“I’M KINDA DRUNK SO MAYBE. DO YOU DELIVER?”
“Ma’am, this is 911.”
“THIS ISN’T THAI NOODLE HOUSE?”
“No.”
“OH. WAIT OH NO HE’S DOING THE LIGHTS OUT DANCE COME SAVE ME” *click*
*Five Minutes Later*
“Hello, 911 Emergency”
“Yeah, I just had sex with Tila Tequila. And I may have choked the shit out of her, but she ain’t dead.”
“Stay on the line, sir, we’ll have a hazmat team out there as soon as possible. Just whatever you do, don’t touch your penis.”
“Cool. Rape. I mean, yeah, that’s pretty sweet.”
On another site, there are photos of her with bruises on her upper arms. She says he choked her. Why are there no bruises on her neck?
Ah, screw it, it’s Merriman. I’d love to sentence both of them to a desert island together to live out the rest of their days. With no cameras, obviously.
”You are going to hell”
God doesnt look kindly on homosexuals either young lady.
wesboro baptist’d
aloong the lines of what big black said above me: i in no way think it’s good to beat women, but if any woman were to get hit, i’m glad it’s tila.
Tila is putting on an impressive show, but for pure crazy, Ben’s cowgirl cooks the rabbit.
Everytime I see her, I become a bigger Shawne Merriman fan.
/does stupid dance
She keeps claiming that she wasn’t drunk, blah blah blah but you have to be PLASTERED to think you can put Shawne Merriman under citizen’s arrest.
I really wish Shawne would’ve Ray Lewis’d her. The world would be a much happier place without her attention-whoring skank ass.
If Ray-Ray is the biggest douchebag in the NFL, Merriman has to be a very close second. Are there any photos out there where he doesn’t look like a douchebag? Even the live sideline shots of him are annoying. Just like Ray!
“I think if Shawne was gonna beat you, you’d be a little bruisier.”
This reminds me of Mike Tyson’s surprisingly logical defense to the accusations he assaulted Robin Givens:
“Anyone with a grain of sense would know that if I punched my wife I would rip her head off.”
Two words:
“Tila”. “Tequila”.
You do the math….
Wait a sec. Merriman choked a bitch, but didn’t get his rape on?
Something smells fishy here…
I also hate it when I keep all italics and misspell “instead” and “of”. CRITICISM FAIL!!
Want 2 toss me under the bus. I’m confused, what does this have anything to do with Jerome Bettis fucking her?
I also hate it when she uses their instead of they’re. It’s like people spelling masterbating instread os masturbating. Things like this really chafe me.
Civil Suit coming in 3….2….1….Another rich douche fleeced by a walking STD…
When does Merriman break OJ out to finish the job?
DAMN YOU ALL TO HELL!
SOYLENT GREEN IS PEOPLE!
She should be thankful it’s San Diego and merriman, Cause if it was Baltimore and Ray Lewis was involved, Bunk and McNulty would probably turn a blind eye to this one
I don’t believe in violence against women, but in this case I think Shawne went a little too easy on her.
So, based off the photos, does this mean I shouldnt pick up the Chargers D?