Comments on: They Stab! They Rape! They Stab and Stab and Rape! Stab Stab Stab! Rape Rape Rape! It’s the Merriman and Ray-Ray Shoooooowwwwww!

By: Tomlinson's Pain Tolerance

Tomlinson's Pain Tolerance — Wed, 23 Sep 2009 01:24:17 +0000

Maybe this is the season where Tomlinson pussies out all season and then actually plays a down in the playoffs.

HiJeffinition — Mon, 21 Sep 2009 14:34:16 +0000

“I promise I’m gonna shoot it. He was sitting out there, and I’m like, I’m gonna kill this dude.”
Can I shoot that? Can I shoot that?” Lewis said.

Wait, are we sure Ray-Ray is talking about the Sproles tackle?

Buttsmack O'Kelley — Mon, 21 Sep 2009 04:14:16 +0000

chris johnson made me come in my pants.

Clockwork Orange — Mon, 21 Sep 2009 01:26:34 +0000

Elvis Dumervil played his own personal game of “smear the queer” on Brady Queen.

cbgstylee — Mon, 21 Sep 2009 00:16:31 +0000

Where is the new Marmalard post already?!?! YOU BETTER CAAAALLLL SOOOOMBODAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYY!!!

Boatdrinks — Sun, 20 Sep 2009 23:38:24 +0000

Ahhhh that is why!

Monkeypox Knife Fight — Sun, 20 Sep 2009 23:34:42 +0000

@boatdrinks: Yep, he ran right past all the guys who didn’t bother to block him.

Boatdrinks — Sun, 20 Sep 2009 23:30:29 +0000

Ray Lewis made a real play?

Marmalard's Asking Me — Sun, 20 Sep 2009 23:29:20 +0000

Throwing those floatfloatfloats are tough for Marmalard, and so his hand cramps up.

Reggie Bush's Pimp — Sun, 20 Sep 2009 23:29:13 +0000

@Slothrop: well if he’s going to go all maxipad on us, he could blogkakke the Primetime Emmys. I hear it’s the Gay Oscars.

/NTTAWWT