There’s always a towering superstructure of fail to rummage through on any given gameday, but this Garo Yepremian-like fumble throw from Brady Quinn was a clear standout on this Sunday, at least until the Bears took the field, started running fake punts up the middle on 4th and 11 (only to challenge them), and generally having a pickerceptionkkake with a side entree of sulk.
The winners, however, they can’t help but exude a certain bravado (unless it’s Eli). Take Aaron Rodgers. Statistically, he didn’t have a particularly amazing game. But he whiped out Ken’s shoryuken after his winning TD pass to Greg Jennings. That’s enough to make you think to yourself that he deserved it all along.
Even if he was being rooted on by these mutants.
[Thanks to reader Rafael for the Rodgers gif]
BONUS RAFAEL GIFFAGE
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Obviously Lovie Smith challenged these tags, because they’re still there.
I pictured Rogers more of the Akuma type.
@twerp:
You bastard, Rodg’. That’s MY strategy.
Rodgers was quoted after the game saying “Next week I plan on using the strategy of jump kick/low sweep exclusively. I don’t care if other players call it cheap, I call it gamesmanship.”
So, apparently, Quinn’s wrists really are limp.
/Just sayin’
“Gee look at all these big burly men coming right at me. *flicks the ball behind him* Whoops! I just dropped the ball. Silly me!”
Just when you thought all the good Brady Quinn = teh ghey jokes had been exhausted. Bravo, SSB.
Brady Quinn heard about what happens to a fellow in one of those scrums for a loose ball and he just couldn’t resist.
And maybe the Broncos had the right idea about trading Cutlerfucker, at least they won, even if it was a “fluke” play.
Will asking all the Bears fans in my office why Rex Grossman started last night get old soon? I think not.
(In SuperFan Voice)
Bill Swerski: How many different quarterbacks have we been let down by this decade?
Carl Wollarsk:That makes about a bakers dozen, Bill.
oops. such = suck.
At least we know it’s the jersey that makes Bears quarterbacks such and not any short comings on their part. Right?
“Gee look at all these big burly men coming right at me. *flicks the ball behind him* Whoops! I just dropped the ball. Silly me!”
I’d like to challenge my hangover.
Holy Crap, my whole FFL team (which looked like a lock on paper) turned into Dennis Northcutt.
Plus I’m a Bears fan and had to stay sober enough all day to watch that steaming pile of SUCK last night…
At least I didn’t have to wake up on Monday morning and have to decide which BritFarrr Jersey I was going to wear to work today (…kills self, David Carradine style).
When Rodgers breaks out the 100 hand slap I’ll be impressed. Also Faith Hill did look very stripperish last night. Shawne Merriman had to hold back his rapier urges while watching her montage. And by Shawne Merriman, I mean me.
“Why does God hate Chicago?! ANSWER ME!!!”
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Probably because it’s an awful city full of miserable people. He tried to burn it down once, but someone had to go and put the fire out.
Anyone get a screen cap of Faith Hill in her streetwalker getup?
No “Street Fighter or NFL” tag? that could get some good use.
Why does God hate Chicago?! ANSWER ME!!!
there could easily be an epic montage of sulkfaces from last night. get on that.
Dear Cleveland Browns,
Don’t ever change.
Signed,
A lifelong Steelers fan
By week 4, somebody will break through the offensive line and get toasted by his Yoga Fire
The look of the guy in the Bears jersey about covers it…
The ref smiling after the failed faked punt was awesome. I’m glad someone caught that and it made it onto the internet!
He’ll be whippin’ M. Bison’s ass in no time. Nice job, gothie.
Brady Quinn apparently graduated from the Aaron Brooks College of Passing.
Also, he loves cock.
@owney
the same thing happened to me at the liquor store yesterday!
okay then
ohio.
@owney
WTF? BBC? What shitty country are you from?
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Next week: Rodgers throws a gamewinning touchdown and does a Flash Kick, destroying the stadium.
I’ll only be impressed if he does a “Yoga Flame”
Whatever, man. I didn’t need that win. sulksulksulk
You must defeat Greg Jennings to stand a chance.
“There are like five Vikings in the pile… and Brady Quinn”
Seems right up his alley. Zing!
Ya know what, I complained in the open thread for thursdays game about the amount of points I left on the bench in FF, and people told me to wait till Sunday before bitching, Well bitches, it’s sunday, and I’m bitching -.-
Rodgers needs to take it into the end zone next week himself via hurricane kick.
Can we start a fund to get Rodgers to do Hadouken next week?
God damn it. He makes a great move to avoid a sack only to have the ball slip out of his hand when he tries to throw it.
Then again, I think that serves as microcosm of the game for the Browns: Looked strong at the start, only to piss it away at the end.
Where’s hochuli when you need him? Incomplete!!!