The Most Ridiculous Play of the Day (Until the Bears Took the Field)
There’s always a towering superstructure of fail to rummage through on any given gameday, but this Garo Yepremian-like fumble throw from Brady Quinn was a clear standout on this Sunday, at least until the Bears took the field, started running fake punts up the middle on 4th and 11 (only to challenge them), and generally having a pickerceptionkkake with a side entree of sulk.
The winners, however, they can’t help but exude a certain bravado (unless it’s Eli). Take Aaron Rodgers. Statistically, he didn’t have a particularly amazing game. But he whiped out Ken’s shoryuken after his winning TD pass to Greg Jennings. That’s enough to make you think to yourself that he deserved it all along.
Even if he was being rooted on by these mutants.
[Thanks to reader Rafael for the Rodgers gif]
BONUS RAFAEL GIFFAGE
Referee laughs at the Bears after their epic punt fake fail
Tags: brady quinn, cutlerfucker, goth aaron rodgers, Lovie Smith challenges these tags, xmas ape
September 14th, 2009 at 12:11 am
Where’s hochuli when you need him? Incomplete!!!
September 14th, 2009 at 12:27 am
God damn it. He makes a great move to avoid a sack only to have the ball slip out of his hand when he tries to throw it.
Then again, I think that serves as microcosm of the game for the Browns: Looked strong at the start, only to piss it away at the end.
September 14th, 2009 at 12:42 am
Can we start a fund to get Rodgers to do Hadouken next week?
September 14th, 2009 at 12:44 am
Rodgers needs to take it into the end zone next week himself via hurricane kick.
September 14th, 2009 at 12:56 am
Ya know what, I complained in the open thread for thursdays game about the amount of points I left on the bench in FF, and people told me to wait till Sunday before bitching, Well bitches, it’s sunday, and I’m bitching -.-
September 14th, 2009 at 1:06 am
“There are like five Vikings in the pile… and Brady Quinn”
Seems right up his alley. Zing!
September 14th, 2009 at 1:20 am
You must defeat Greg Jennings to stand a chance.
September 14th, 2009 at 1:33 am
Whatever, man. I didn’t need that win. sulksulksulk
September 14th, 2009 at 1:50 am
I’ll only be impressed if he does a “Yoga Flame”
September 14th, 2009 at 2:08 am
Next week: Rodgers throws a gamewinning touchdown and does a Flash Kick, destroying the stadium.
September 14th, 2009 at 2:51 am
[comment deleted for being a waste of everyone's time - KSK staff]
September 14th, 2009 at 2:59 am
@owney
WTF? BBC? What shitty country are you from?
September 14th, 2009 at 3:09 am
ohio.
September 14th, 2009 at 3:47 am
okay then
September 14th, 2009 at 3:48 am
@owney
the same thing happened to me at the liquor store yesterday!
September 14th, 2009 at 4:01 am
Brady Quinn apparently graduated from the Aaron Brooks College of Passing.
Also, he loves cock.
September 14th, 2009 at 6:03 am
He’ll be whippin’ M. Bison’s ass in no time. Nice job, gothie.
September 14th, 2009 at 7:50 am
The ref smiling after the failed faked punt was awesome. I’m glad someone caught that and it made it onto the internet!
September 14th, 2009 at 8:21 am
The look of the guy in the Bears jersey about covers it…
September 14th, 2009 at 8:27 am
By week 4, somebody will break through the offensive line and get toasted by his Yoga Fire
September 14th, 2009 at 8:39 am
Dear Cleveland Browns,
Don’t ever change.
Signed,
A lifelong Steelers fan
September 14th, 2009 at 8:59 am
there could easily be an epic montage of sulkfaces from last night. get on that.
September 14th, 2009 at 9:02 am
Why does God hate Chicago?! ANSWER ME!!!
September 14th, 2009 at 9:24 am
No “Street Fighter or NFL” tag? that could get some good use.
September 14th, 2009 at 9:25 am
Anyone get a screen cap of Faith Hill in her streetwalker getup?
September 14th, 2009 at 9:36 am
“Why does God hate Chicago?! ANSWER ME!!!”
———
Probably because it’s an awful city full of miserable people. He tried to burn it down once, but someone had to go and put the fire out.
September 14th, 2009 at 9:36 am
When Rodgers breaks out the 100 hand slap I’ll be impressed. Also Faith Hill did look very stripperish last night. Shawne Merriman had to hold back his rapier urges while watching her montage. And by Shawne Merriman, I mean me.
September 14th, 2009 at 9:39 am
Holy Crap, my whole FFL team (which looked like a lock on paper) turned into Dennis Northcutt.
Plus I’m a Bears fan and had to stay sober enough all day to watch that steaming pile of SUCK last night…
At least I didn’t have to wake up on Monday morning and have to decide which BritFarrr Jersey I was going to wear to work today (…kills self, David Carradine style).
September 14th, 2009 at 9:45 am
I’d like to challenge my hangover.
September 14th, 2009 at 9:55 am
“Gee look at all these big burly men coming right at me. *flicks the ball behind him* Whoops! I just dropped the ball. Silly me!”
September 14th, 2009 at 9:56 am
At least we know it’s the jersey that makes Bears quarterbacks such and not any short comings on their part. Right?
September 14th, 2009 at 9:57 am
oops. such = suck.
September 14th, 2009 at 10:04 am
(In SuperFan Voice)
Bill Swerski: How many different quarterbacks have we been let down by this decade?
Carl Wollarsk:That makes about a bakers dozen, Bill.
September 14th, 2009 at 10:12 am
Will asking all the Bears fans in my office why Rex Grossman started last night get old soon? I think not.
September 14th, 2009 at 10:39 am
Brady Quinn heard about what happens to a fellow in one of those scrums for a loose ball and he just couldn’t resist.
And maybe the Broncos had the right idea about trading Cutlerfucker, at least they won, even if it was a “fluke” play.
September 14th, 2009 at 10:51 am
“Gee look at all these big burly men coming right at me. *flicks the ball behind him* Whoops! I just dropped the ball. Silly me!”
Just when you thought all the good Brady Quinn = teh ghey jokes had been exhausted. Bravo, SSB.
September 14th, 2009 at 10:56 am
So, apparently, Quinn’s wrists really are limp.
/Just sayin’
September 14th, 2009 at 11:18 am
Rodgers was quoted after the game saying “Next week I plan on using the strategy of jump kick/low sweep exclusively. I don’t care if other players call it cheap, I call it gamesmanship.”
September 14th, 2009 at 2:34 pm
@twerp:
You bastard, Rodg’. That’s MY strategy.
September 14th, 2009 at 5:19 pm
I pictured Rogers more of the Akuma type.
September 16th, 2009 at 1:48 am
Obviously Lovie Smith challenged these tags, because they’re still there.