Comments on: The Colts Had the Ball for Under 15 Minutes and Won? GTFO! http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2009/09/the-colts-had-the-ball-for-under-15-minutes-and-won-gtfo.html KSK is a humor site dedicated solely to the NFL. Sat, 11 Feb 2012 02:50:29 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.3.1 By: Christmas Ape http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2009/09/the-colts-had-the-ball-for-under-15-minutes-and-won-gtfo.html/comment-page-1#comment-148438 Christmas Ape Thu, 24 Sep 2009 04:16:23 +0000 http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/?p=19050#comment-148438 I thought I recognized Phelptron. Scanned his comments and it seems this guy only rears his pissy little head whenever I have the temerity to impugn the immutable perfection of his lusted-after Fetus Head. Manning Fetishists should've been in the tourney. So weird. I thought I recognized Phelptron. Scanned his comments and it seems this guy only rears his pissy little head whenever I have the temerity to impugn the immutable perfection of his lusted-after Fetus Head.

Manning Fetishists should’ve been in the tourney. So weird.

]]> By: Phelptron9000 http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2009/09/the-colts-had-the-ball-for-under-15-minutes-and-won-gtfo.html/comment-page-1#comment-148235 Phelptron9000 Wed, 23 Sep 2009 04:31:39 +0000 http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/?p=19050#comment-148235 God, those announcers making a big deal out of Peyton Manning putting up 27 points and winning the game despite having the ball under 15 minutes are so insufferable! Where in the hell do those jizzbags in the sports media get the idea that identifying, analyzing, and praising extraordinary performances is part of their jobs? They should be making as many jokes as humanly possible about how Hines Ward is Asian instead. God, those announcers making a big deal out of Peyton Manning putting up 27 points and winning the game despite having the ball under 15 minutes are so insufferable! Where in the hell do those jizzbags in the sports media get the idea that identifying, analyzing, and praising extraordinary performances is part of their jobs? They should be making as many jokes as humanly possible about how Hines Ward is Asian instead.

]]> By: Gross Rexman http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2009/09/the-colts-had-the-ball-for-under-15-minutes-and-won-gtfo.html/comment-page-1#comment-148175 Gross Rexman Tue, 22 Sep 2009 20:47:09 +0000 http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/?p=19050#comment-148175 Sweet bluetooth on the dork holding the MNF sign. As a matter of fact, all the crowd shots display some real "trailer park" Americans. This post needs more Miami cheerleader pics. And a larger image of the Romo-bashing poll. Fuck the Cowboys. Sweet bluetooth on the dork holding the MNF sign. As a matter of fact, all the crowd shots display some real “trailer park” Americans. This post needs more Miami cheerleader pics. And a larger image of the Romo-bashing poll. Fuck the Cowboys.

]]> By: Mike D http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2009/09/the-colts-had-the-ball-for-under-15-minutes-and-won-gtfo.html/comment-page-1#comment-148154 Mike D Tue, 22 Sep 2009 19:40:07 +0000 http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/?p=19050#comment-148154 I bet my friend 20 bucks the Fins wouldn't get that play off before the 2:00 minute warning and then went to the bathroom as they lined up. When I came back he said "dude, how did you know they wouldn't get the play off in time?" and I pointed to Chad Pennington. Thanks for lunch today Dolphins! I bet my friend 20 bucks the Fins wouldn’t get that play off before the 2:00 minute warning and then went to the bathroom as they lined up. When I came back he said “dude, how did you know they wouldn’t get the play off in time?” and I pointed to Chad Pennington.

Thanks for lunch today Dolphins!

]]> By: Shmohawk http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2009/09/the-colts-had-the-ball-for-under-15-minutes-and-won-gtfo.html/comment-page-1#comment-148130 Shmohawk Tue, 22 Sep 2009 18:26:43 +0000 http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/?p=19050#comment-148130 did you all hear skip bayless today saying this game was the greatest performance of peyton manning's career? lolz.. what an incredible douche. did you all hear skip bayless today saying this game was the greatest performance of peyton manning’s career? lolz.. what an incredible douche.

]]> By: James Harrison will taste manflesh! http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2009/09/the-colts-had-the-ball-for-under-15-minutes-and-won-gtfo.html/comment-page-1#comment-148111 James Harrison will taste manflesh! Tue, 22 Sep 2009 17:45:24 +0000 http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/?p=19050#comment-148111 "And it was kind of amusing to watch, this Dolphin failure, if you could block out the forthcoming analyst pant-moistening at Pey-Pey winning DESPITE HIS OFFENSE HAVING THE BALL FEWER THAN 15 MINUTES!" I'd rather have the analysts gushing over Manning, who is a big fucking deal, and who has been getting it done in all situations for over a decade, than have them gushing over the Wildcat, which is some gimmicky bullshit and probably the reason the Dolphins forgot how to play offense in non-running situations. “And it was kind of amusing to watch, this Dolphin failure, if you could block out the forthcoming analyst pant-moistening at Pey-Pey winning DESPITE HIS OFFENSE HAVING THE BALL FEWER THAN 15 MINUTES!”

I’d rather have the analysts gushing over Manning, who is a big fucking deal, and who has been getting it done in all situations for over a decade, than have them gushing over the Wildcat, which is some gimmicky bullshit and probably the reason the Dolphins forgot how to play offense in non-running situations.

]]> By: TheImpossibleMan http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2009/09/the-colts-had-the-ball-for-under-15-minutes-and-won-gtfo.html/comment-page-1#comment-148109 TheImpossibleMan Tue, 22 Sep 2009 17:42:55 +0000 http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/?p=19050#comment-148109 Idiot! There's no such thing as +6 slowness! Bonuses stop at +5! Idiot! There’s no such thing as +6 slowness! Bonuses stop at +5!

]]> By: Tecmo Bowl Bo Jackson http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2009/09/the-colts-had-the-ball-for-under-15-minutes-and-won-gtfo.html/comment-page-1#comment-148097 Tecmo Bowl Bo Jackson Tue, 22 Sep 2009 17:10:28 +0000 http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/?p=19050#comment-148097 At least Peyton had the courtesy to grant the Matron Saint an interview after the game, unlike a certain QB who shall go unnamed..... At least Peyton had the courtesy to grant the Matron Saint an interview after the game, unlike a certain QB who shall go unnamed…..

]]> By: flubby http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2009/09/the-colts-had-the-ball-for-under-15-minutes-and-won-gtfo.html/comment-page-1#comment-148089 flubby Tue, 22 Sep 2009 16:47:22 +0000 http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/?p=19050#comment-148089 Corporate Peezy.... http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2009/04/fix-yo-brand-persona.html Corporate Peezy….

http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2009/04/fix-yo-brand-persona.html

]]> By: Millen's Eye For Talent http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2009/09/the-colts-had-the-ball-for-under-15-minutes-and-won-gtfo.html/comment-page-1#comment-148087 Millen's Eye For Talent Tue, 22 Sep 2009 16:41:03 +0000 http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/?p=19050#comment-148087 Who or what is Corporate Peezy? /I'm new. Get over it. Who or what is Corporate Peezy?

/I’m new. Get over it.

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