suzymia

Mayhap it has something to do with the Dolphins having a two-minute drill (actually, they started their final drive with 3:17 remaining) that makes Andy Reid salivate for something other than a 20-piece family meal from Popeye’s, plus two Quizno’s footlong mesquite chicken with bacon subs with extra meat, plus one large Trough O’ Lard. It’s that bad.

And it was kind of amusing to watch, this Dolphin failure, if you could block out the forthcoming analyst pant-moistening at Pey-Pey winning DESPITE HIS OFFENSE HAVING THE BALL FEWER THAN 15 MINUTES!

Or, conversely

MANNING
NURSING HOME
FROTTAGE

More wack-wack-wackiness after le jump.

MIAMI MAGE CASTS A SPELL OF MUDDLE ON YOUR HURRY-UP OFFENSE! INFLICTS +6 SLOWNESS UNDER PRESSURE!

This had nothing to do with the game but I found it most enjoyable nonetheless, as I expect you did as well.

Is this a game going against the wrestling broadcasts? Break out the luchador masks!

Submitted for your fapping pleasure.

Submitted for your rhyming edification. Riff Raff and Roadblock bow to your greatness, but not kowtow to this lame mess.