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Peezy don’t pay no mind. Peezy spends he offseason handling he business. Raising up the Junior Peezys to pillars of the community and respect they elders. That’s what Corporate Peezy do now that he made full transition from Gully Peezy. Gully Peezy a thing of the past. Outmoded business model and shit.

Like all corporations, we here at Corporate Peezy, LLC like to set timetables and spreadsheets, ’cause that’s what the game spreads go on. Last year, we made gains. This year, we lookin’ for more gains.

Gains is to the Peezy business model like yo mouf is to fixin’. Inevitably, they be coming together like brand synergy ‘n’ shit.

This the way it go: Peezy shows up to offsite training seminar, he listen to the new plays, then he set out on making the league the Huckleberry. We made a lot teams into Huckleberries last year, but this year we finish the job of full marketplace Hucklebefication. We gotta match our Hucklebefication Yields for Physical Year 2009.

So Corporate Peezy, LLC getting itself ready for its IPO: Initial Peezy Offering.

Before that can happen, he gotsta check where he portfolio be trading at, see where the market forecast be forecastin’.

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THAT’S UNFAIR

DEVALUING OF STOCK!

Don’t when it got to be in the offseason that disrespect came to be standard business practice, but Peezy crushing this trend before it has sweeping effects on he patience.

First, I send a message to stockholders:

“Hey stockholders, we gonna get that ass. It be a return on your ass investment.”

Second, Peezy do a rookie haze on Pat White.

“Hey Pat White, wear this funny sailor hat and dance around for Peezy.”

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Yeah, yeah, swab the deck! Swab that shit!

THAT’S HILARITY!

See, Peezy show true leadership skills in fording Corporate Peezy, LLC through a tough corporate climate. That way, when we take on other emerging venture THEM ATLANTA FAWLKINS on Sunday, you gonna see who the big riser is in bidness.

Trade secret – IT’S US, BITCH!

CORPORATE PEEZY, LLC, BIG RISER IN BIDNESS! WE RUN THIS SHIT!