So Long, F-ckface
09.05.09
The Seahawks cut useless-ass Brian Russell today to make room on their roster for Lawyer Milloy. The joy that this gives me is beyond measure. Two sacks and ONE interception in 32 games. As a FREE SAFETY. Good riddance to bad tackling, bad ball skills, bad physical ability, and late hits. I will hate you forever, jackass.
On the plus side for Russell, I no longer hope he gets cancer. I hope he gets playing time for the Cardinals.
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C’mon Brian, get to work. This insurance policy isnt’ gonna sell itself ya know
/breathes sigh of relief
We’ll take him back in Cleveland. At least he dosen’t get concussions like Pool and he always had the secondary in the proper position. Besides, he can knock Chad Johnson’s head off again two times a year here.
I think Lawyer will be able to provide the same type of coverage as Russell.
I’ll bet Chilly and the rest of the Vikings staff are giving Russell the once over as I write this. And let me say, for the record, that I think he’d look fantastic in purple!
/Crosses fingers
//Crosses toes
@Dr. Brule
I’d think choking Tile Tequila counts as cruetly to animals at worst, and a public service at best.
/giddy with anticipation
as a Chargers’ D owner I hate to see him peaking this early
http://sports.espn.go.com/nfl/news/story?id=4450962
Rapey McRaperson accused of choking his reality-star GF.
/giddy with anticipation
Can we at least get a moment of silence for Bernard Pollard, who was cut by the Chiefs?
If Russell’s mom is cougarific Belichik will clear a spot on his roster for her, I mean Brian.
(And by ‘clear a spot on his roster’ I meant ‘make room in his pants’.)
I’m sure the Patriots can find a spot on their roster for him. I mean it’s not like Tawmmy and crew don’t think he can become a “stah undah thah best head coach evah!!!”
/No one denies this?
And the Pats send Richard Seymour to Raiders in exchange for Oakland’s 2011 1st rounder.
holy shit! i heard last night during the UW game that seattle signed Milloy, but they didn’t mention (FUCKING AMAZING) part about cutting russell (yeah, that’s right, i’m not even gonna capitalize your last name. bitch)
FINALLY, and all-black secondary…
from an article on espn:
Russell provided what the Seahawks asked him to provide when they signed him two years ago: assignment-correct football designed to prevent big plays by the opposition.
…. eek!
Milloy is going to improve their secondary? What is he going to do to tackle people, swing his cane at them?
Better that than flail at them for a moment before deciding it’s not worth your effort.
Milloy is going to improve their secondary? What is he going to do to tackle people, swing his cane at them?
Wow…This poster is a very good candidate for suicide. Sad.
Change we can believe in.
Looks like Brian Russell is gonna have to go back to being a volunteer firefighter and amateur tattoo artist
What, no animated .gif’s of Russel whiffing? Please, how about a best of BR animated .gif post for old times sakes. Lets hope Big Play Babs can Big Play more than once a season.
I like how Russell’s Wikipedia page says he signed his first contract “through white man hustle.”
/ is awaiting a Gay Zorro post
He was a QB at San Diego State…whaddya expect?
No matter how many times I look at that tag I always see Brian Fried Russell.
/is fat
Harsh. But yet fair…
Agreed. Milloy is going to improve their secondary immensely.
What’s really chilling about this story is they may have kept him were it not for Lawyer Milloy
@Jay I don’t think his 40 is nearly fast enough.
C’mon Oakland, cement your reputation as the most clueless franchise in the league today, you know you want a useless and possibly mentally retarded white man for your secondary.
At least unemployed Gay Zorro can console him.
After getting a pale & physically unimposing tumor removed, the Seahawks are now in Brian Russell Remission.
When I saw on PFT that sack of shit got cut, I knew this post was coming.