SNF Open Thread – Colts vs. Cardinals: It’s the Edgerrin Bowl!!!
Sorry Bob, coffee is for closers and Gatorade is for players.
I’m taking a break from calling all Las Vegas area hospitals in a search for a presumably suicidal Unsilent Majority to bring you the SNF open thread. Tonight the Colts are making their first trip to Arizona since 1990 (Jeff George! Timm Rosenbach!).
Both teams are coming off noteworthy victories. The Colts came from behind in Miami Monday night (ZOMG TIME OF POSSESSION MEANS NOTHING TO PEY PEY!!). While Kurt Warner set an NFL record for QB accuracy by completing over 92 percent of his passes against Jacksonville. That record, like Warner’s record for blandness, may never be broken.
On a personal note, I’m hoping that second-year player Early Doucet can somehow distinguish himself among the deeply talented Cardinal wide receiver corps. Not because I’m a fan, but because there’s an untapped goldmine in “Early Doucet” jokes.
Tags: apey kissed the baby, open threads, Peyton is getting points? Take that shiz, the buzzsaw that is the arizona cardinals
September 27th, 2009 at 7:32 pm
Make sure you Doucet Early, and often.
September 27th, 2009 at 7:32 pm
but but but… edgerrin james is on the seahawks…
September 27th, 2009 at 7:44 pm
if this blog concerned itself with facts then none of us would read it.
September 27th, 2009 at 7:53 pm
Tashard Choice tomorrow or Addai tonight? Who should I start?
September 27th, 2009 at 7:56 pm
My fantasy team has that not so fresh feeling and odor. Prescription: Fitty. Early and often, Mr. Warner.
September 27th, 2009 at 7:57 pm
I rolled the dice with Donald Brown instead of Addai tonight, and Drew Brees did me a favor by not going (cups his hands over his mouth) DREW BREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEES all over Buffalo.
September 27th, 2009 at 8:06 pm
I’ve been on a goddamn boat in the middle of the ocean and just now got to my suicide pick. So I picked the Colts (I already picked the Cowboys, and I’m not picking the Panthers, so it was a coinflip between Colts and Cards).
September 27th, 2009 at 8:09 pm
Choice, Addai will watch the game on the sidelines in the fourth again.
September 27th, 2009 at 8:17 pm
Go Pey-pey… Dan Patrick just stole my gimmick!!
September 27th, 2009 at 8:23 pm
Faith Hill is football.
September 27th, 2009 at 8:24 pm
Gotta love those boots.
September 27th, 2009 at 8:25 pm
@ farthammer What kind of league lets you adjust the lineup after early Sunday kickoff? Communist. But yeah, Choice is the correct play.
September 27th, 2009 at 8:34 pm
@ahieahiehi
But where are the Affliction t-shirts?
September 27th, 2009 at 8:34 pm
Yahoo. It only locks individual players as their games come up. And I went with Choice. If he fails and Addai goes off, Paul Newman’s gonna have m’legs broke.
September 27th, 2009 at 8:38 pm
That tackle broke more tackles than Gerald Wilhite did in his career.
September 27th, 2009 at 9:05 pm
Laser, rocket… FLOOOOOOOOATER!
September 27th, 2009 at 9:07 pm
Al, you’ve been a professional sportscaster for what? 40 years? Birds on the field aren’t that novel.
September 27th, 2009 at 9:11 pm
I really want to see Kurt’s robot hands just once
September 27th, 2009 at 9:23 pm
My god that catch was sick.
September 27th, 2009 at 9:30 pm
How does Peyton get away with staring down that pass the whole way?
September 27th, 2009 at 9:37 pm
@punch, I think that everyone just assumes that if Pey-Pey is staring at someone he’s gonna throw it somewhere else
September 27th, 2009 at 9:38 pm
bonus points for hitting the goalpost camera?
September 27th, 2009 at 9:41 pm
indy’s d-line looks pretty fierce tonight, considering they played a game and a half last monday.
September 27th, 2009 at 9:41 pm
If Peterson– as per this week’s Jamboroo– sacrifices everything to constantly move forward, Tim Hightower is like the Anti-Purple J.
September 27th, 2009 at 9:47 pm
nice catch, froggy garcon!
September 27th, 2009 at 9:48 pm
Pey-Pey is making DRC his personal bitch tonight.
September 27th, 2009 at 9:50 pm
Hey where’s all the shit about Jay Cutler? Are you sulking, fuckfaces?
September 27th, 2009 at 9:50 pm
This makes me feel so much better after all those douchey ‘Skins fans took over the goddamn HOF ceremony last year. I mean, a free trip is a free trip, but never in my life have I seen such a large congregation of assholes all in one place.
/except maybe in Congress
September 27th, 2009 at 10:04 pm
He’s spouting the same old cliches but his eyes shout “PUSSY TUBING”.
September 27th, 2009 at 10:04 pm
Pussy tubing for all! on NBC!
September 27th, 2009 at 10:04 pm
As a Jet fan, Rex Ryan gives me big, big happy in pants.
September 27th, 2009 at 10:07 pm
Rex Ryan is a fucking badass.
September 27th, 2009 at 10:09 pm
What I wouldn’t give to hear ol Rex, on national TV, say, “I’ve been reading the Kissing Suzy Kolber website, and I just wanna say two things: One, all you Jets fans go fek your wives – RIGHT NOW. Two, I’ll be here eating this sub”.
September 27th, 2009 at 10:16 pm
Rex, isn’t the reason why the J-E-T-S, Jets are doing good. Its the fact that Favre is gone, oh and Bart Scott and Jim Leonard.
September 27th, 2009 at 10:19 pm
Belated offensive competence! I will twirl flaming sticks in hot celebration!
September 27th, 2009 at 10:19 pm
LOL. Collinsworth drooling over fire twirler and talking about going to HS football games every Friday on National TV. Where’s Chris Hansen?
September 27th, 2009 at 10:26 pm
@ Anonymous: With all due respect, sir, you are an asshole.
And you are partially correct.
September 27th, 2009 at 10:27 pm
Denis Leary: “You have family commitments? GET A REAL WEEKEND, YOU GAPING PUSSY! Oh, and try Direct TV.”
September 27th, 2009 at 10:33 pm
@SavetoFavorites: I may be off on the Jim Leonard part, but I thats probably it.
We all know Ray Ray is the real defensive coordinator in Baltimore, Marvin Lewis is proof of this.
September 27th, 2009 at 10:42 pm
pedobear approves of Cockworth’s commentary
“doing that every weekend”, indeed
September 27th, 2009 at 10:43 pm
meanwhile, i approve of the hot, sneering jailbait on the skateboard in the geico commercial
September 27th, 2009 at 10:52 pm
Old Man Warner pickerated there. The future pornstars in AZ get sad.
September 27th, 2009 at 10:52 pm
Thanks for the advice on sitting Addai. Paul Newman had m’legs broke.
September 27th, 2009 at 10:56 pm
“Get your fingers out of my facemask!”
“YOU get YOUR facemask out of my fingers!”
September 27th, 2009 at 11:13 pm
So… over/under for picks tomorrow from Delhomme and Romo: 6.5?
The Cowboys might not have an interception yet, but Delhomme will find a way to make them look good.
September 27th, 2009 at 11:21 pm
@samerochocinco:
A BIT high, I think. 4.5 might actually be realistic, though.