Comments on: Shawne Merriman Gets a Shot at Assault with Tila Tequila

By: Mike D

Mike D — Wed, 09 Sep 2009 16:08:40 +0000

This never would have happened if Ryan Jenkins was still alive

By: Raymond

Raymond — Wed, 09 Sep 2009 07:15:03 +0000

I would choke the life out of Tila Tequila because she is nothing but a dirty ass dyke bitch with HIV, STDs, and gonorrhea. I’d Latrell Sprewell that ho. Matter of fact I would change my first name to Latrell.

By: Tomlinson's Pain Tolerance

Tomlinson's Pain Tolerance — Tue, 08 Sep 2009 01:17:00 +0000

Really? Tila Tequilla would over-react and cause some drama? Did this asshole never catch an episode of her show?

By: Christmas Ape

Christmas Ape — Mon, 07 Sep 2009 23:59:25 +0000

Yeah, it sounds like Merriman didn’t do anything wrong. Man, between he and (the) Ben, it’s an offseason fraught with bogus assault claims. C’mon NFL, you’re getting way too consensual.

By: Gino Tourettsa

Gino Tourettsa — Mon, 07 Sep 2009 23:24:01 +0000

Tila Tequila is 4’11, weighs all of 95 lbs and is Vietnamese- so give her a couple thimbles of Midori and she’s chattering-monkey-drunk. She’s also a spoiled, vapid SoCal attention whore, so I can totally see how she’d be wanting to drive herself to a club even though she’s hammered and the 6’4 270 lbs Merriman says no and gets in her way. Then she throws a hysterical tantrum loud enough that a neighbor calls the police and Merriman’s instantly the bad guy.

Not that I know how these domestic disturbance calls go.

By: Rape Tackle

Rape Tackle — Mon, 07 Sep 2009 22:46:07 +0000

I guess according to the DA’s office they didn’t see that Tila was hurt at all (Not even slightly, AT ALL) and that she appeared drunk. Gigantosaur’s claim was that she was trying to leave the house and drive in her intoxicated state. Tila seems like the ‘crazy’ breed of girlfriend anyway. Anybody listen to that song she has on Youtube?

By: Dankus

Dankus — Mon, 07 Sep 2009 20:35:35 +0000

waitaminute Shawne Merriman was dating Tila Tequila? He wasn’t on shot at love! What gives?

By: SoulFunkJesus

SoulFunkJesus — Mon, 07 Sep 2009 19:03:14 +0000

My nephew was there. said they were both a$$hole$. He described Tila as a shaved monkey, sez she’s really small. And chatters constantly.

By: JW

JW — Mon, 07 Sep 2009 17:01:49 +0000

Open hand, open mind, Shawne…

By: Rikadyn

Rikadyn — Mon, 07 Sep 2009 14:19:33 +0000

Can ya really blame him for wanting to choke that bitch? I mean seriously, he was trying to do us all a favor and make her shut the fuck up…