Sexy Friday Says Smell Ya Later. Smell Ya Later Forever.
For this Very Special Finale of Sexy Friday, I thought we’d roll out the mysterious amateur web model that so many of you have admired a few times before. Below, see the full gallery of li’l miss Tits McGee, read how this came to be the final episode of Sexy Friday, and learn what brand new feature we’ll be introducing that could possibly replace attractive women.
Sexy Friday was supposed to be a celebration: hooray, the week’s over! Football’s on the way! AND there’s an attractive woman! Instead, it’s become a chore — and a painfully unoriginal one at that. We won’t rule out the possibility of the occasional cheerleader post, and we’ll still find excuses to post pictures of girls we like, but there are already thousands upon thousands of websites where you can see more T&A than your penis can handle. This has never really been our specialty, and we’re going to leave it to the people who do it better.
Moving forward, the last post on Friday will include an image of the week — a picture, a Photoshop, something a reader sent in that amused us — with a list of five things we hope to see during the weekend’s games. We like it because we’ll be able to keep it fresh and humorous without putting in too much effort. And that’s what this blog is all about: doing things half-assed and getting laughs.
Note: this new feature is as-yet unnamed; we’ll accept suggestions in the comments. Hey, it worked for Peter King and his Friday column!
(images via Dirty Rotten Whore – very NSFW ads – h/t: 289)
Tags: blame Rocco, captain caveman, sexy friday, wah wah wah how will I ever find girls on the Internet now?
September 25th, 2009 at 4:14 pm
FUUUUUUCK
September 25th, 2009 at 4:14 pm
How about “un-sexy friday”. Simple, but good.
September 25th, 2009 at 4:16 pm
new feature name: Friday’s Five for Fruition
fruition: the attainment of anything desired; realization
September 25th, 2009 at 4:16 pm
I suppose this gallery is a little better than a single shot of you at the Super Bowl with your Mark Twain looking dad.
September 25th, 2009 at 4:19 pm
Tits McGee?? I thought her name was Brandii Breaston!
September 25th, 2009 at 4:21 pm
/Pours Jergens out on sidewalk
September 25th, 2009 at 4:22 pm
Seriously? This is lame. It’s not the pictures that I come here for. It’s the witty comments from the gang I know and love.
September 25th, 2009 at 4:23 pm
A name, eh? How about, “Screw you guys, I’m goin’ home”? Either that or something with “cromulent” or “crapulence” in the title.
September 25th, 2009 at 4:24 pm
How about “Neither the Wife nor KSK Give Me Anything to Work With Friday”? Or “High School Cheerleaders are All 18, Right, Friday”?
/you can see where I’m at, right?
September 25th, 2009 at 4:26 pm
@ Fearsome Ravens Fan
Post of the day, in my opinion.
September 25th, 2009 at 4:27 pm
Mystery Chick’s noble tits embiggens the smallest penis.
September 25th, 2009 at 4:28 pm
“/Pours Jergens out on sidewalk”
Too awesome.
September 25th, 2009 at 4:32 pm
Funk dis.
September 25th, 2009 at 4:34 pm
Sheds single tear, ala the sad indian looking over the wasteland of America.
September 25th, 2009 at 4:36 pm
YOU BASTARDS! You killed SEXY FRIDAY!
September 25th, 2009 at 4:37 pm
I think it should be called The Five Finger Shuffle
September 25th, 2009 at 4:41 pm
I think you should call it:
“We were kidding on September 25th, here’s your weekly dose of side-boob.”
September 25th, 2009 at 4:42 pm
2 comments:
DONT KILL SEXY FRIDAY
and
Are those shit stains on her panties?
September 25th, 2009 at 4:43 pm
HOW BOUT FIVE THINGS I THINK I THINK
September 25th, 2009 at 4:43 pm
Remember all those times commenters bitched about Sexy Friday arriving too late or the girls not being hot enough?
Commenters, please learn: when you complain about something, we don’t work harder for you. We destroy something you love.
September 25th, 2009 at 4:45 pm
Googling “Tits McGee” gets 64,000 results. The more you know…
September 25th, 2009 at 4:46 pm
Man this sucks worse than when Deadspin killed all my commenter accounts in the Great Purge…
September 25th, 2009 at 4:47 pm
Can I vote that Fictional Cheerleader biographies to come back? Those were great fun, loosely based on football and it never felt like you were putting much effort into it. Plus, ya know, boobs.
/realizes “THIS SHIT AIN’T NO DEMOCRACY”
September 25th, 2009 at 4:48 pm
How about: “We’ve got five on it”
If we can’t have tits on friday, a weed reference should suffice.
September 25th, 2009 at 4:49 pm
@Captain – I love spiders, the Lions losing streak, and Ohio State Football. Why don’t you write about them more?
This is how I feel right now: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PLrTLRn8q60
September 25th, 2009 at 4:50 pm
September 25th, 2009. A date which will live in infamy.
/remembers redtube is still available
//doesn’t give a shit if you show interwhores or not
///has three kids, has to sneak jerking it on the pornbox anyway
September 25th, 2009 at 4:51 pm
I’m pretty sure I’ve seen a bunch of these pictures in the ads that call girls post on Craigslist. I guess that they don’t actually look like that. Umm, not that I would have any way of confirming that…
/seriously has never ordered a chick off Craigslist
//that’s what local immigrants are for!
September 25th, 2009 at 4:52 pm
How about calling the new feature “The Half-Assed Approach to Sexy Foundation Repair”
September 25th, 2009 at 4:54 pm
What the fuck. Blame Rocco? That’s not cool man.
September 25th, 2009 at 4:55 pm
You should continue to call it sexy friday.
Friday can be sexy on its own. Not like that skank Wednesday who has to trick you into thinking its like Friday to get any action.
September 25th, 2009 at 4:56 pm
wtf….how will I find out how Matt Stafford makes out with the plastic titted girl.
No more cleavage, guess her muff, nor is she dirty??!!
September 25th, 2009 at 4:56 pm
No more sexy friday?? Say it ain’t so……
September 25th, 2009 at 4:59 pm
Perhaps a weekly discussion on a specific team’s uniforms will do, eh, old bean? We shall focus on cut, style and fit, but we shan’t deride the occasional foray into color combination, shall we, old, uh, spice?
September 25th, 2009 at 5:02 pm
good-bye Suzy Kolber hello Suze Randall.
September 25th, 2009 at 5:09 pm
Can’t say I see it with her — but she does have that crystal meth pursed lips thing going.
We will miss you, sexy friday. You taught us the wonders of Red Tube and the glory of Tumblr. And also that the answer to “is she dirty” is always, always, “Yes. Yes she is.”
ta.
September 25th, 2009 at 5:13 pm
GhostsoftheUpcountry Says…
Ah the Deadspin purge. Brings back memories. Like the time I was banned for Threadjacking every half hour on the hour about how another celebrity was dead right on the heels of Farrah and Jacko. It was so much fun. I killed Swayze (before he was actually dead, mind you) then I offed the Shamwow guy and Mike Ditka back to back. What a shitstorm.
Needless to say those were my last DS comments, but I sure went out in a blaze of glory.
September 25th, 2009 at 5:16 pm
Thanks a lot Rocco… asshole.
Again, I don’t mind losing this too much, but really would like to see fictional cheerleader biographies back at some point.
Five for Friday…. sounds ridiculously gay, and likely yo get syndicated. Win-win-win.
Fucking Rocco. “Can I have my free web stuff at a more convenient time for me please?”
September 25th, 2009 at 5:17 pm
FIVE THINGS I THINK I FUCKED is available, from my now-defunct blog.
September 25th, 2009 at 5:18 pm
*plays taps*
*hopes Caveman dosen’t get offended*
*Don’t want a SABOT round in my apartment tonight*
September 25th, 2009 at 5:18 pm
Captain Caveman speaks truth…..
We can call it “5 Bitchin’ Things We’d Like to See this Weekend”
It’s not fancy, but it’ll work just fine….just like your mom. Huh? What? Huh?
September 25th, 2009 at 5:21 pm
Tbf, Sexy Friday often came too late in the workday to be the proper kick-off to the weekend that it was meant to be. Yes, I know coming late is better than not coming at all.
As for a name for the new piece, what about “Five To Go with Alcohol” because when you got football, humor and cheerleaders, the only thing missing from the cycle is alcohol.
September 25th, 2009 at 5:22 pm
Well, time to use spit since the Jergens has been poured out.
/wish me luck
September 25th, 2009 at 5:29 pm
Might I suggest “5 things not as awesome as Sexy Friday”?
It wasn’t just the tits man. Sexy Friday was a state of mind. I don’t know if I can go back to regular old Fridays. Sexy Friday was bigger than you or me or any ol’ website. Mostly because of the tits though.
September 25th, 2009 at 5:31 pm
“Tits McGee” works for me as the new title. If not, how about Five for Flatulence?
September 25th, 2009 at 5:32 pm
I think we should name it “doing things half-assed and getting laughs”
September 25th, 2009 at 5:35 pm
…fuck
September 25th, 2009 at 5:44 pm
friday fotoshop funfest for football fags
September 25th, 2009 at 5:48 pm
@ Ron Dayne’s Strict Diet
Amen. I miss the cheerleader biographies, especially the one for the Long Island girl that was not made up.
If not for this post, the one two weeks ago would have been the last Sexy Friday.
September 25th, 2009 at 5:49 pm
How about the “Five Cade, Daunte, Donovan, Akili, and Tim Moments of Expected Awesomeness” in honor of everyone’s favorite draft class full of expected awesomeness and sort of lacking in actual awesomeness.
I’m sorry to see Sexy Friday go, especially as one of those who never complained about it’s timing, but I don’t blame you guys. Onward and upward. Thanks for the sexiness.
September 25th, 2009 at 5:51 pm
We can only hope that this will lead to a global anti-discrimination movement spearheaded solely by naked, sexy sluts. When naked, sexy sluts work as a team, they get results- and we all win.
September 25th, 2009 at 5:56 pm
How about “The Footsteps Falco Fresh Five?”
I know nothing about alliteration. I wonder where I’ll get my T&A fix on the intarwebs now?
/Thanks Rocco
September 25th, 2009 at 5:56 pm
Menndoozzzaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!!
/falls to knees and screams up at the sky
September 25th, 2009 at 6:04 pm
blame Rocco
Oh, Rocco, will you ever win?
/gratuitous Simpsons referenced
September 25th, 2009 at 6:08 pm
Make ‘em say UNNNHHHH na na na na
Rikers talk
September 25th, 2009 at 6:09 pm
Man! this sucks worse than…. wait a minute!
/goes to redtube
Fuck sexy friday, good riddance you cocktease!
September 25th, 2009 at 6:13 pm
title: Ksk’s Kickoff-Kake?
September 25th, 2009 at 6:15 pm
Merkin Friday. Come on, who doesn’t love pubic wigs?
September 25th, 2009 at 6:16 pm
just call it 5 injuries we wish upon Tom Brady and save us all the time of clicking the jump
September 25th, 2009 at 6:19 pm
Corporate Peezy says if you don’t name yo’ column this, THAT’S DISRESPECT: “Fix Yo’ Friday!”
September 25th, 2009 at 6:20 pm
Sucksy Friday
September 25th, 2009 at 6:24 pm
Well, way to go out with a bang… Nice chick there.
Personally Im all for it. Sexy Friday is hardly my favorite part of the week. Not to belittle your efforts, but its the truth, I can find boobs and ass much easier with the google machine. And it shows up before 5 PM.
I get a much better kick from your KSKharacters and Mailbags and other things than I do SF.
September 25th, 2009 at 6:29 pm
I “bitched” about the mailbag not Sexy Friday. Get it right.
September 25th, 2009 at 6:29 pm
Yeah, dudes bitching about not seeing yet another pair of tits on the Internet gets old real fucking fast.
Sorry, I’m not too good at naming things.
September 25th, 2009 at 6:42 pm
NOOOOO!
Have to say, a little disappointed at no more sexy Friday as I thought you guys performed more than adequately in your role as sexual/FF mediators, giving very reasonable and appropriate takes.
The mailbag option is one that you should think about bringing back in some form. Think the interaction with the peeps is good and gives you the option for easy pickings as well!
September 25th, 2009 at 6:55 pm
Does finale mean “end”? Because that would piss me off.
September 25th, 2009 at 7:04 pm
If Rocco would stick to darts and hockey leagues at the 24K the rest of us wouldn’t have to leave the house to see tits. I’m with DannyNoonan but with 2 kids instead of 3.
/Friday’s Five Fackin’ Fancies
September 25th, 2009 at 7:23 pm
How about: Five unsexy things “we” think.
lazy married fags!
September 25th, 2009 at 8:07 pm
“more T&A than your penis can handle”
I understand each of the words, but ….?
Rest In Peace, Sexy Friday.
September 25th, 2009 at 8:13 pm
5 Tards and a Cloud of Dust…
September 25th, 2009 at 8:22 pm
“The Friday Post That’s Loyal To James Harrison”
September 25th, 2009 at 8:22 pm
Five Duller Footlongs.
September 25th, 2009 at 8:35 pm
Big Red Ed for the win
September 25th, 2009 at 8:38 pm
you should kill off popular features more often. worked for the sopranos.
good luck tomorrow cc
September 25th, 2009 at 8:51 pm
Those are definitely shit stains…but she looks more like the type that is worried about a crack pipe or a needle so I’ll give her a break. Maybe it happened while she was giving someone a plumpkin.
Maybe you could call it….Leave Me The Fuck Alone It’s Friday.
September 25th, 2009 at 9:14 pm
quitters
September 25th, 2009 at 9:19 pm
What about “Friday Football Wish List” or “Football Weekend Wish List”, or something pertaining to praying to the Football Gods? Not necessarily disgusting or off-colour, but it gets the point across.
September 25th, 2009 at 10:48 pm
A name?
How about:
Tits
Tits
Tits
Tits
…and More F-ing Tits.
September 25th, 2009 at 10:55 pm
Wow, you guys do some incredible work here. All the comic vignettes that you produce with Wade, Jerry, Hines, Marmatard and the others. You somehow have the intestinal fortitude to not only read the pure unadulterated shit that PK writes, but to digest it and then make fun of it.
You wade through countless emails in the Fantasy/Sex mailbag from asshats who are to lazy to clean up their own spooge, or too dumb to figure out that they probably shouldn’t reproduce, let alone consider deviant sexual activity and yet you just can’t be bothered to google up some hot ass to post on Friday afternoon so I can start the weekend with some titties???
That’s just sad.
Here’s a suggestion. Call it Lazy Ass Friday – ‘Cause We Just Don’t Care Anymore!!!
This is the beginning of the end – NO ONE DENIES THIS!!!!!
/sad
//somewhat drunk
///how you guys managed to bypass my company’s web filter I’ll NEVER figure out
////I’ll miss the sexxxay!!!!
September 25th, 2009 at 11:25 pm
BigRedEd made me guffaw…I heartily endorse this event or product.
September 25th, 2009 at 11:27 pm
Also on the comment of webfilters; my company blocks kissingsuzykolber.com but not kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com. Root domains ftw!
September 25th, 2009 at 11:48 pm
does anyone even look at the pics? shame to see ‘em go, but she does appear to have sharted herself in the A, of the t&a genus, pic.
/wanks harder to prevent onset of limpness
September 26th, 2009 at 12:02 am
Friday’s Pussyfart Brigade
September 26th, 2009 at 12:54 am
Friday without sexy Friday would be like a playoff game that Tomlinson doesn’t bitch out of. You just wouldn’t know what to do if it happened.
September 26th, 2009 at 1:43 am
So wait, does her hair go to the left, or to the right? I’ve been looking at this for 20 minutes now. How do mirrors work again?
/This is so not the point of Sexy Friday
RIP
September 26th, 2009 at 2:03 am
Shit Sandwich
September 26th, 2009 at 2:30 am
I was like um… I was just reading right.
September 26th, 2009 at 4:33 am
Don’t mind me, just dropping to my knees and screaming at the heavens in anguish for vengeance. Or in vengeance for anguish. Whichever way around it goes.
September 26th, 2009 at 4:38 am
gay…super gay…liberachi gay
September 26th, 2009 at 9:44 am
Why don’t you just come over my house and kill my new puppy while you’re at it?
September 26th, 2009 at 10:53 am
Sad. Just sad.
How about Happy Hour Hunches? Friday Night Forecasts??
September 26th, 2009 at 11:53 am
I have the perfect name for your new Friday “feature”: THE REACH-AROUND!
…You know, since you guys are totally fucking us in the ass by dropping sexy friday, and this is all we’ll be getting in return?!? A random image & 5 wishes? Extremely gay.
September 26th, 2009 at 12:00 pm
No mole Fliday Smire time? This is outlage!! Absorutery Ledicurous!!! Now how numbel one smire time leceivel get to rook at polnoglaphy without convenient excuse of “It onry footbarr website”?? YOU LOTTEN, EVIR MOTHELFUCKELS… I vely upset. No smile fol rong time now!
September 26th, 2009 at 2:43 pm
dont we get a say in this? i need my sexy friday you bastards! soft-porn at work rules. i hate you fuckers
/depressed
September 26th, 2009 at 4:44 pm
Wow.
Way to punish the many for the sins of the few. I know if I had a major-league, super-popular website like this that I would *definitely* get all bitchy, diva and lazy on my most dedicated readers just because a couple piss me off. Yup- that’s what I’D do, boy….
Thanks for nothin’, KSK.
Lazy assholes.
September 26th, 2009 at 5:24 pm
btw-
What’s next? Moderated commenting??
September 26th, 2009 at 7:23 pm
FLIP-FLOPS clearly knows about being a bitchy diva. OMG, what’s next? Human sacrifice, dogs and cats living together… mass hysteria?!
Seriously, why don’t we all mix ourselves a cocktail (equal parts “settle the fuck down”, and “have some self-respect”) and wait to check out next week’s feature.
September 26th, 2009 at 10:38 pm
That would be a change from my usual cocktail, which is two parts “self-loathing” and one part “masturbation.”
September 26th, 2009 at 11:45 pm
The walls of the 53rd Precinct were bleeding.
September 27th, 2009 at 12:48 am
How about “KSK’s Blue Balls Special”?
September 27th, 2009 at 4:35 am
I’m another vote to get the fictional cheerleader biographies back.
The best Sexy Friday post ever was the “leave the shirt on” one.
I hope the writers enjoy doing the new column; the site is better when they are enjoying themselves.
September 27th, 2009 at 9:42 am
Let’s call it “Crowdsourced, Dicking Off Friday”.
Truth in advertising and all that.
September 27th, 2009 at 10:15 am
How about you call it ‘Nobody will bother to read our stupid blog anymore’, since, well, the only reason anyone ever came to this shit site was for Sexy Fridays. Quite possibly the dumbest decision in the history of decisions.
September 27th, 2009 at 10:41 am
How about you call it ‘Nobody will bother to read our stupid blog anymore’, since, well, the only reason anyone ever came to this shit site was for Sexy Fridays.
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Seriously ?
Tommy from Quinzee isn’t comic gold?
You’ve never gotten a laugh out of {door flies open} followed by Rivers yelling “YOU BETTER ASK SOMEBODYYYY”!!!
OchoCinco v Marvin / Carlton Palmer et al doesn’t make you at least chuckle ?
The old Tom Coughlin rants?
The new Rex Ryan rants?
C’mon. Growup, get a sense of humour and realize not everything in this world revolves around your hand and your d!ck.
September 28th, 2009 at 1:33 am
i love sexy friday
September 28th, 2009 at 2:36 pm
How bout just posting pictures of this chick every Friday?
September 28th, 2009 at 6:31 pm
I think it would be very droll if we all looked at etchings.
September 29th, 2009 at 12:21 pm
So wait…where do I get this girls webcam from DAMN