For this Very Special Finale of Sexy Friday, I thought we’d roll out the mysterious amateur web model that so many of you have admired a few times before. Below, see the full gallery of li’l miss Tits McGee, read how this came to be the final episode of Sexy Friday, and learn what brand new feature we’ll be introducing that could possibly replace attractive women.
Sexy Friday was supposed to be a celebration: hooray, the week’s over! Football’s on the way! AND there’s an attractive woman! Instead, it’s become a chore — and a painfully unoriginal one at that. We won’t rule out the possibility of the occasional cheerleader post, and we’ll still find excuses to post pictures of girls we like, but there are already thousands upon thousands of websites where you can see more T&A than your penis can handle. This has never really been our specialty, and we’re going to leave it to the people who do it better.
Moving forward, the last post on Friday will include an image of the week — a picture, a Photoshop, something a reader sent in that amused us — with a list of five things we hope to see during the weekend’s games. We like it because we’ll be able to keep it fresh and humorous without putting in too much effort. And that’s what this blog is all about: doing things half-assed and getting laughs.
Note: this new feature is as-yet unnamed; we’ll accept suggestions in the comments. Hey, it worked for Peter King and his Friday column!
(images via Dirty Rotten Whore – very NSFW ads – h/t: 289)
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So wait…where do I get this girls webcam from DAMN
I think it would be very droll if we all looked at etchings.
How bout just posting pictures of this chick every Friday?
i love sexy friday
How about you call it ‘Nobody will bother to read our stupid blog anymore’, since, well, the only reason anyone ever came to this shit site was for Sexy Fridays.
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Seriously ?
Tommy from Quinzee isn’t comic gold?
You’ve never gotten a laugh out of {door flies open} followed by Rivers yelling “YOU BETTER ASK SOMEBODYYYY”!!!
OchoCinco v Marvin / Carlton Palmer et al doesn’t make you at least chuckle ?
The old Tom Coughlin rants?
The new Rex Ryan rants?
C’mon. Growup, get a sense of humour and realize not everything in this world revolves around your hand and your d!ck.
How about you call it ‘Nobody will bother to read our stupid blog anymore’, since, well, the only reason anyone ever came to this shit site was for Sexy Fridays. Quite possibly the dumbest decision in the history of decisions.
Let’s call it “Crowdsourced, Dicking Off Friday”.
Truth in advertising and all that.
I’m another vote to get the fictional cheerleader biographies back.
The best Sexy Friday post ever was the “leave the shirt on” one.
I hope the writers enjoy doing the new column; the site is better when they are enjoying themselves.
How about “KSK’s Blue Balls Special”?
The walls of the 53rd Precinct were bleeding.
That would be a change from my usual cocktail, which is two parts “self-loathing” and one part “masturbation.”
FLIP-FLOPS clearly knows about being a bitchy diva. OMG, what’s next? Human sacrifice, dogs and cats living together… mass hysteria?!
Seriously, why don’t we all mix ourselves a cocktail (equal parts “settle the fuck down”, and “have some self-respect”) and wait to check out next week’s feature.
btw-
What’s next? Moderated commenting??
Wow.
Way to punish the many for the sins of the few. I know if I had a major-league, super-popular website like this that I would *definitely* get all bitchy, diva and lazy on my most dedicated readers just because a couple piss me off. Yup- that’s what I’D do, boy….
Thanks for nothin’, KSK.
Lazy assholes.
dont we get a say in this? i need my sexy friday you bastards! soft-porn at work rules. i hate you fuckers
/depressed
No mole Fliday Smire time? This is outlage!! Absorutery Ledicurous!!! Now how numbel one smire time leceivel get to rook at polnoglaphy without convenient excuse of “It onry footbarr website”?? YOU LOTTEN, EVIR MOTHELFUCKELS… I vely upset. No smile fol rong time now!
I have the perfect name for your new Friday “feature”: THE REACH-AROUND!
…You know, since you guys are totally fucking us in the ass by dropping sexy friday, and this is all we’ll be getting in return?!? A random image & 5 wishes? Extremely gay.
Sad. Just sad.
How about Happy Hour Hunches? Friday Night Forecasts??
Why don’t you just come over my house and kill my new puppy while you’re at it?
gay…super gay…liberachi gay
Don’t mind me, just dropping to my knees and screaming at the heavens in anguish for vengeance. Or in vengeance for anguish. Whichever way around it goes.
I was like um… I was just reading right.
Shit Sandwich
So wait, does her hair go to the left, or to the right? I’ve been looking at this for 20 minutes now. How do mirrors work again?
/This is so not the point of Sexy Friday
RIP
Friday without sexy Friday would be like a playoff game that Tomlinson doesn’t bitch out of. You just wouldn’t know what to do if it happened.
Friday’s Pussyfart Brigade
does anyone even look at the pics? shame to see ‘em go, but she does appear to have sharted herself in the A, of the t&a genus, pic.
/wanks harder to prevent onset of limpness
Also on the comment of webfilters; my company blocks kissingsuzykolber.com but not kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com. Root domains ftw!
BigRedEd made me guffaw…I heartily endorse this event or product.
Wow, you guys do some incredible work here. All the comic vignettes that you produce with Wade, Jerry, Hines, Marmatard and the others. You somehow have the intestinal fortitude to not only read the pure unadulterated shit that PK writes, but to digest it and then make fun of it.
You wade through countless emails in the Fantasy/Sex mailbag from asshats who are to lazy to clean up their own spooge, or too dumb to figure out that they probably shouldn’t reproduce, let alone consider deviant sexual activity and yet you just can’t be bothered to google up some hot ass to post on Friday afternoon so I can start the weekend with some titties???
That’s just sad.
Here’s a suggestion. Call it Lazy Ass Friday – ‘Cause We Just Don’t Care Anymore!!!
This is the beginning of the end – NO ONE DENIES THIS!!!!!
/sad
//somewhat drunk
///how you guys managed to bypass my company’s web filter I’ll NEVER figure out
////I’ll miss the sexxxay!!!!
A name?
How about:
Tits
Tits
Tits
Tits
…and More F-ing Tits.
What about “Friday Football Wish List” or “Football Weekend Wish List”, or something pertaining to praying to the Football Gods? Not necessarily disgusting or off-colour, but it gets the point across.
quitters
Those are definitely shit stains…but she looks more like the type that is worried about a crack pipe or a needle so I’ll give her a break. Maybe it happened while she was giving someone a plumpkin.
Maybe you could call it….Leave Me The Fuck Alone It’s Friday.
you should kill off popular features more often. worked for the sopranos.
good luck tomorrow cc
Big Red Ed for the win
Five Duller Footlongs.
“The Friday Post That’s Loyal To James Harrison”
5 Tards and a Cloud of Dust…
“more T&A than your penis can handle”
I understand each of the words, but ….?
Rest In Peace, Sexy Friday.
How about: Five unsexy things “we” think.
lazy married fags!
If Rocco would stick to darts and hockey leagues at the 24K the rest of us wouldn’t have to leave the house to see tits. I’m with DannyNoonan but with 2 kids instead of 3.
/Friday’s Five Fackin’ Fancies
Does finale mean “end”? Because that would piss me off.
NOOOOO!
Have to say, a little disappointed at no more sexy Friday as I thought you guys performed more than adequately in your role as sexual/FF mediators, giving very reasonable and appropriate takes.
The mailbag option is one that you should think about bringing back in some form. Think the interaction with the peeps is good and gives you the option for easy pickings as well!
Yeah, dudes bitching about not seeing yet another pair of tits on the Internet gets old real fucking fast.
Sorry, I’m not too good at naming things.
I “bitched” about the mailbag not Sexy Friday. Get it right.
Well, way to go out with a bang… Nice chick there.
Personally Im all for it. Sexy Friday is hardly my favorite part of the week. Not to belittle your efforts, but its the truth, I can find boobs and ass much easier with the google machine. And it shows up before 5 PM.
I get a much better kick from your KSKharacters and Mailbags and other things than I do SF.
Sucksy Friday
Corporate Peezy says if you don’t name yo’ column this, THAT’S DISRESPECT: “Fix Yo’ Friday!”
just call it 5 injuries we wish upon Tom Brady and save us all the time of clicking the jump
Merkin Friday. Come on, who doesn’t love pubic wigs?
title: Ksk’s Kickoff-Kake?
Man! this sucks worse than…. wait a minute!
/goes to redtube
Fuck sexy friday, good riddance you cocktease!
Make ‘em say UNNNHHHH na na na na
Rikers talk
blame Rocco
Oh, Rocco, will you ever win?
/gratuitous Simpsons referenced
Menndoozzzaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!!
/falls to knees and screams up at the sky
How about “The Footsteps Falco Fresh Five?”
I know nothing about alliteration. I wonder where I’ll get my T&A fix on the intarwebs now?
/Thanks Rocco
We can only hope that this will lead to a global anti-discrimination movement spearheaded solely by naked, sexy sluts. When naked, sexy sluts work as a team, they get results- and we all win.
How about the “Five Cade, Daunte, Donovan, Akili, and Tim Moments of Expected Awesomeness” in honor of everyone’s favorite draft class full of expected awesomeness and sort of lacking in actual awesomeness.
I’m sorry to see Sexy Friday go, especially as one of those who never complained about it’s timing, but I don’t blame you guys. Onward and upward. Thanks for the sexiness.
@ Ron Dayne’s Strict Diet
Amen. I miss the cheerleader biographies, especially the one for the Long Island girl that was not made up.
If not for this post, the one two weeks ago would have been the last Sexy Friday.
friday fotoshop funfest for football fags
…fuck
I think we should name it “doing things half-assed and getting laughs”
“Tits McGee” works for me as the new title. If not, how about Five for Flatulence?
Might I suggest “5 things not as awesome as Sexy Friday”?
It wasn’t just the tits man. Sexy Friday was a state of mind. I don’t know if I can go back to regular old Fridays. Sexy Friday was bigger than you or me or any ol’ website. Mostly because of the tits though.
Well, time to use spit since the Jergens has been poured out.
/wish me luck
Tbf, Sexy Friday often came too late in the workday to be the proper kick-off to the weekend that it was meant to be. Yes, I know coming late is better than not coming at all.
As for a name for the new piece, what about “Five To Go with Alcohol” because when you got football, humor and cheerleaders, the only thing missing from the cycle is alcohol.
Captain Caveman speaks truth…..
We can call it “5 Bitchin’ Things We’d Like to See this Weekend”
It’s not fancy, but it’ll work just fine….just like your mom. Huh? What? Huh?
*plays taps*
*hopes Caveman dosen’t get offended*
*Don’t want a SABOT round in my apartment tonight*
FIVE THINGS I THINK I FUCKED is available, from my now-defunct blog.
Thanks a lot Rocco… asshole.
Again, I don’t mind losing this too much, but really would like to see fictional cheerleader biographies back at some point.
Five for Friday…. sounds ridiculously gay, and likely yo get syndicated. Win-win-win.
Fucking Rocco. “Can I have my free web stuff at a more convenient time for me please?”
GhostsoftheUpcountry Says…
Ah the Deadspin purge. Brings back memories. Like the time I was banned for Threadjacking every half hour on the hour about how another celebrity was dead right on the heels of Farrah and Jacko. It was so much fun. I killed Swayze (before he was actually dead, mind you) then I offed the Shamwow guy and Mike Ditka back to back. What a shitstorm.
Needless to say those were my last DS comments, but I sure went out in a blaze of glory.
Can’t say I see it with her — but she does have that crystal meth pursed lips thing going.
We will miss you, sexy friday. You taught us the wonders of Red Tube and the glory of Tumblr. And also that the answer to “is she dirty” is always, always, “Yes. Yes she is.”
ta.
good-bye Suzy Kolber hello Suze Randall.
Perhaps a weekly discussion on a specific team’s uniforms will do, eh, old bean? We shall focus on cut, style and fit, but we shan’t deride the occasional foray into color combination, shall we, old, uh, spice?