Scott Green Will Slap The Sulk Off Your Face
Cutlerf*cker and the Bears defeated the Steelers (THANKS SKIPPY REED!) so he doesn’t really have much reason to sulk, but that doesn’t mean that Cutler can look good even in victory. That’s a decent behind the back helmet save though.
Friendly unsolicited .gif submitter Rafael sent in a few choice oddball moments from yesterday’s action. And we’re all to happy to pass them off as easy post fodder for us. I’ll try to remember that readers sometimes make our lives easier when I’m being bombarded with angry messages during the live blog tonight.
Hiiiiiiiiii guyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy!
One of these tards is doing something different.
YEEEEE HAAAAWWWW I’M DOING JUST LIKE THAT BIZ MARKIE SONG! NEXT WEEK I MAKE THE MUSIC WITH MY MOUTH! YOU LAUGH, BUT THERE’S REAL GOLD LODGED IN THESE NOSTRILS! I HAD THEM SURGICALLY INSERTED IN THERE TO KEEP ME FROM GETTING BORED IN MY DOWNTIME!
It takes a special brand of cluelessness to think that on the debut night of your billion dollar stadium that the camera will be off you long enough to go digging up your nose and it not be caught.
[Vid courtesy Sports Rubbish]
Tags: cutlerfucker, Double J, TOASTY!, xmas ape
September 21st, 2009 at 10:59 am
IT’S TIPPED IN THE AIR! AND CAUGHT!! HE CAUGHT IT BEHIND HIS BACK! CUTLER!!! WOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
September 21st, 2009 at 11:03 am
Bob Costas is a fucking muppet. I knew it.
September 21st, 2009 at 11:05 am
In my head, Cutlerfucker’s voice sounds like Foghorn Leghorn. I SAY I WILL BE POUTING, I SAY!
September 21st, 2009 at 11:12 am
He had to pawn off his Romo jersey to help pay for the seats.
September 21st, 2009 at 11:12 am
about a second or two after that first gif ends, Sulkface actually smiles. Egad!
September 21st, 2009 at 11:15 am
The only thing that would have made last night classier would have been a bunch of drunk rednecks in flannel shirts and John Deere hats sitting around those whore dance cages holding dollar bills.
What a tacky fucking dump.
September 21st, 2009 at 11:16 am
Dear Diary,
Pfft.. Even the referees are picking on me and knocking my hat off at school, errr work. Oh well, whatever, nevermind.
//Cranks Nirvana, puts on Mudhoney t-shirt over long-sleeve-long-john-shirt.
September 21st, 2009 at 11:16 am
No mention of the cage dancers at the new Cowboys stadium? Seriously, their existence is beyond absurd.
September 21st, 2009 at 11:19 am
I built the most beeeeyutiful stadium in the world, and dammit, I’ll pick my nose when I want. Yeehaw! I am one crazy motherfucker!
September 21st, 2009 at 11:20 am
Right after the Sulkface gif ends he smiles and mouths “nice catch”. Why don’t you just pat yourself on the back on national TV.
September 21st, 2009 at 11:20 am
@Mo Charlo, just think if PacMan still played for the ‘Boys.
September 21st, 2009 at 11:21 am
Wait, so more slutty dancers is bad? Hmm.
September 21st, 2009 at 11:26 am
What I learned last night…..Romo still sucks balls
September 21st, 2009 at 11:28 am
Well,
I say slut-whore dance cages is tacky, but in my heart …. YEEEEHAWWWWW @!@!
September 21st, 2009 at 11:29 am
The douche from the PS3 and Applebee’s ads is looking for mouthy little pricks who prefer baseball. He finds one and then he’s off to look for Lupica hiding inside a sippy cup.
September 21st, 2009 at 11:31 am
That stadium looks like the second coming of the Roman Coliseum – and Jones can play Nero while Romo burns down his house.
September 21st, 2009 at 11:34 am
+1 Fatality for the TOASTY call.
September 21st, 2009 at 11:43 am
Am I tripping or did I hear soundclips from Mastodons’ new record during the games?
September 21st, 2009 at 11:48 am
The ref has a smirk on his face after slapping the Incredible Sulk.
And look at all those retards sporting Romo jerseys. I’ll bet after watching yet another debacle from the limp-wristed “franchise” QB, those fans were wondering where their Drew Bledsoe or even Quincy Carter jerseys were…
September 21st, 2009 at 12:07 pm
When I saw JJ pick hs nose last night I said out loud, “That’ll be on KSK tomorrow”.
September 21st, 2009 at 12:27 pm
FUCK ALL Y’ALL
/goes back to cutting myself
September 21st, 2009 at 12:32 pm
I need a gus johnson call of the cuntlerfuck bitch slap . . .
September 21st, 2009 at 1:08 pm
I live in Dallas, and I watched this game with a bunch of friends who are all Cowboys fanatics. Needless to say they were more entertaining than the game. I just sat there and pretended I wasn’t having the time of my life.
Oh ya, 2 other friends paid $150 for 2 of those ridiculous party passes. They couldn’t even get inside the stadium. They were amongst those clowns watching the tv’s outside each endzone. Poor retarded cowboys fans.
September 21st, 2009 at 1:11 pm
Romo is so bad one day his jersey will be on http://straightcashhomey.net/
September 21st, 2009 at 1:22 pm
@UU. Stay the hell out of my fantasies.
September 21st, 2009 at 1:24 pm
I really need to remember to watermark my animated GIFs.
September 21st, 2009 at 1:47 pm
@ richard fitzwell…actually he mouths “lucky save” while smiling…but keep ripping on the guy.
September 21st, 2009 at 2:02 pm
I went to the Cowboys game, and if you have the opportunity you really need to check it out. It’s worth the price of a ticket just to see the sweat glistening off of the cheerleaders’ breasts on a HD screen bigger than my backyard.
September 21st, 2009 at 2:11 pm
Newman!
September 21st, 2009 at 2:28 pm
I think that guy was just seeing if Costas was delivering highlights about the Milwaukee Beers.
September 21st, 2009 at 2:32 pm
JJ was looking for a new quarterback up there, just a guess
September 21st, 2009 at 6:22 pm
In spite of the stadium Jerry Jones will always be known for his incredible facelift.
September 21st, 2009 at 6:35 pm
Needs more “YEEHAH! WOOHOO! I AM FUCKING CRAZY!!!!!”
September 22nd, 2009 at 4:29 am
@Gross Rexman — I actually have a Quincy Carter jersey. They were selling it on the bargain rack WHILE HE WAS STILL ON THE TEAM!
/gave it to my girlfriend
//she wears it when I’m nailing her during the pre-game
///Freudian payback: Quincy gave it to Cowboys fans enough