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	<title>Comments on: Peter King Drinks Heineken Light, Mashes Keyboard</title>
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		<title>By: kek</title>
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		<dc:creator>kek</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 30 Sep 2009 00:04:04 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Peter King&#039;s book, coming to a Dollar Tree near you.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Peter King&#8217;s book, coming to a Dollar Tree near you.</p>
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		<title>By: Skylar</title>
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		<dc:creator>Skylar</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 29 Sep 2009 14:20:39 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Phillip Rivers would make an awesome Joker.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Phillip Rivers would make an awesome Joker.</p>
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		<title>By: The New Adventures of Old Chris Snee</title>
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		<dc:creator>The New Adventures of Old Chris Snee</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 29 Sep 2009 14:18:47 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>I&#039;m a little confused by the train timeline (and not sure why I care), but does that mean that PK pre-writes parts of the column on Saturday night? He was traveling by train between Bos-NY at sunset, but the SNF game he&#039;s on television in NY for starts well after dark this time of year.

How the hell do you prewrite the column, aside from the Travel Note, the non-NFL stuff, the Tweet of the Week, The Prediction of the MNF game....? Nevermind, just answered my own question. Jesus, half of MMQB has nothing to do with Sunday&#039;s games. He&#039;s actually the Saturday Evening Quarterback.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I&#8217;m a little confused by the train timeline (and not sure why I care), but does that mean that PK pre-writes parts of the column on Saturday night? He was traveling by train between Bos-NY at sunset, but the SNF game he&#8217;s on television in NY for starts well after dark this time of year.</p>
<p>How the hell do you prewrite the column, aside from the Travel Note, the non-NFL stuff, the Tweet of the Week, The Prediction of the MNF game&#8230;.? Nevermind, just answered my own question. Jesus, half of MMQB has nothing to do with Sunday&#8217;s games. He&#8217;s actually the Saturday Evening Quarterback.</p>
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		<title>By: Ron Mexico's Pet Wildcat</title>
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		<dc:creator>Ron Mexico's Pet Wildcat</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 29 Sep 2009 08:57:13 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>@chareth cutestory, to be fair, he&#039;s probably including the extra time at the airport, usually 60 minutes or so, that would make sense that he&#039;d save that, much, time, BTW +1 for the AD reference in the name, have I added enough commas yet, I&#039;m trying to get a PK internship.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>@chareth cutestory, to be fair, he&#8217;s probably including the extra time at the airport, usually 60 minutes or so, that would make sense that he&#8217;d save that, much, time, BTW +1 for the AD reference in the name, have I added enough commas yet, I&#8217;m trying to get a PK internship.</p>
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		<title>By: Kevin in ABQ</title>
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		<dc:creator>Kevin in ABQ</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 29 Sep 2009 05:31:02 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Blasted formatting. One mo time:

RT @SI_PeterKing: Sure does. 
RT @IronMikeSharpe: Does your 
new book contain the hilarious tale of you jobbing 
a little kid out of a souveneir ball?</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Blasted formatting. One mo time:</p>
<p>RT @SI_PeterKing: Sure does. <br />
RT @IronMikeSharpe: Does your <br />
new book contain the hilarious tale of you jobbing <br />
a little kid out of a souveneir ball?</p>
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		<title>By: Kevin in ABQ</title>
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		<dc:creator>Kevin in ABQ</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 29 Sep 2009 05:29:13 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>You want Tweet of the Week? I give you Tweet of the Week:

RT @SI_PeterKing: Sure does. RT @IronMikeSharpe: Does your new book contain the hilarious tale of you jobbing a little kid out of a souveneir ball?

Comedy gold in 140 characters or less.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>You want Tweet of the Week? I give you Tweet of the Week:</p>
<p>RT @SI_PeterKing: Sure does. RT @IronMikeSharpe: Does your new book contain the hilarious tale of you jobbing a little kid out of a souveneir ball?</p>
<p>Comedy gold in 140 characters or less.</p>
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		<title>By: fox dancing robot</title>
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		<dc:creator>fox dancing robot</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 29 Sep 2009 04:59:59 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>as annoying as the &quot;that&#039;s not a misprint&quot; joke? how about the &quot;don&#039;t adjust your television&quot; joke? (see: this weekend&#039;s seahawk game, every oregon game)</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>as annoying as the &#8220;that&#8217;s not a misprint&#8221; joke? how about the &#8220;don&#8217;t adjust your television&#8221; joke? (see: this weekend&#8217;s seahawk game, every oregon game)</p>
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		<title>By: JaysonAych</title>
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		<dc:creator>JaysonAych</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 29 Sep 2009 03:54:47 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>&lt;i&gt;Courtney Cox must bury her head in her hands when she realizes how her career is being dragged through the mud by this idiotic show about picking up younger men.&lt;/i&gt;

But the series premiere of &quot;Family Guy&quot; made at least three different poop jokes!  Now THAT&#039;s television!</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><i>Courtney Cox must bury her head in her hands when she realizes how her career is being dragged through the mud by this idiotic show about picking up younger men.</i></p>
<p>But the series premiere of &#8220;Family Guy&#8221; made at least three different poop jokes!  Now THAT&#8217;s television!</p>
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		<title>By: joejoejoe</title>
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		<dc:creator>joejoejoe</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 28 Sep 2009 23:32:03 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>My local hot dog place Jake&#039;s in Chicago has the newspaper out for people to read. You read it, you put it back when you are done. Or you buy it and leave. I didn&#039;t know any of this was worth sharing. Most diners work the same way. Is Peter King on the same planet as the rest of us? Jets QB Johnny Damon has the guts of a Starbucks paper thief.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>My local hot dog place Jake&#8217;s in Chicago has the newspaper out for people to read. You read it, you put it back when you are done. Or you buy it and leave. I didn&#8217;t know any of this was worth sharing. Most diners work the same way. Is Peter King on the same planet as the rest of us? Jets QB Johnny Damon has the guts of a Starbucks paper thief.</p>
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		<title>By: the_butler</title>
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		<dc:creator>the_butler</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 28 Sep 2009 22:26:54 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>I can see PK now....staring at each sentence he writes for about 10 minutes....thinking......

Can I put ONE MORE COMMA in this sentence?  I only have nine in this one....</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I can see PK now&#8230;.staring at each sentence he writes for about 10 minutes&#8230;.thinking&#8230;&#8230;</p>
<p>Can I put ONE MORE COMMA in this sentence?  I only have nine in this one&#8230;.</p>
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