DID YOU SEE THAT?
TIPPED OUT THE AIR AND CAUGHT!
HE’S GONNA RUN IT IN!
AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!
Ahem.
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What I find really funny is that the whole thing could’ve been prevented if Roy Williams and Chris Crocker hadn’t both decided to go at Marshall for the late hit.
Brandon Stokley has this odd habit of somehow popping up on big plays. He’s won two Super Bowls with two different teams, caught Peyton Manning’s record-breaking 49th season TD, was the third in the first trio of receivers in history to have 1000 yards receiving and 10 TDs each and I wouldn’t recognize him if he was walking around wearing a Stokley jersey.
Broncos fans have exactly one week to think they got a better deal than the Bears. The poor fools.
@marmatard And if you’re a Bronco-game watcher (as I am)….there will be plenty of chances I feel to hear Harlan call games this year.
Solomon Wilcots?
The Bengals won’t recover from this loss. You can take whoever is playing the Bengals in your suicide pools until their bye in week 8. That is if you didn’t take them in week 1 and are already out.
While I’m thrilled that the Broncos pulled victory from the jaws of defeat, the only reason I keep watching this over and over and over is because of Gus Johnson’s call. Kevin Harlan is probably the only other person who could match it.
I could watch Carson Palmer’s reaction on an endless loop.
As a Cowboys fan, I can only laugh. Then I remember that game against the skins a few years back and I cry.
Freak occurence aside…who was ultimately responsible for the defensive breakdown on that play? Why, none other than coverage specialist Roy Williams. Instead of playing off a bit in case shit happens, you just couldn’t resist going for the hit on Marshall could you, numbnuts?
Who knew Dieter was such a sandy vagina! OH NOES HE SAID FUCK!
Wait, I thought Buck thought only Baseball was boring. You mean he leans wayyy back in his chair while calling football games as well?
I only wish Joe Buck was around to call the Cal Stanford game in ’82.
“The bears are in their last minute mode. There goes a lateral. There’s another lateral. Rodgers pitches it. It’s a touchdown. Game over. The band is on the field.”
Wow, Gus Johnson i think can make anything sound exciting.
He sounds like Stan’s dad on South Park when Obama won the election. “He’s so perfect and awesome!”
That’s why we practice the tip drill
here is one with better picture quality and the same Gus Johnson call.
c’mon Ape, don’t you read WL?
http://withleather.uproxx.com/2009/09/nfl-recaps-your-mother-would-love#more-22094
Cinci in week 1 suicide pool here. Figures.
Between this and last year’s Hochuli blow job fiasco, the Donkeys have gotten some pretty ridiculous early wins the last two years.
Gus Johnson usually gets his animation wrong. Usually it’s “and MICHAEL TURNER with a POWERFUL run off the right side, BOWLING over defenders left and right, WOW what an athlete, what a FANTASTIC show this man puts on every time he touches the ball. Gain of 3, it’ll be 2nd and 7.”
And then later in the game “and there goes Michael Turner up the middle, breaks a tackle, and…. he’s gone. 50 yard touchdown. /monotone.”
GUS: Benson takes the handoff, bounces outside, TURNS IT UP FIELD!!!! Gain of four.
He’s irritating.
@trest: Not only that, but Neckbeard was trying to force the ball to B-Marsh, who was…Not. Open. So he essentially got away with throwing consecutive picks on the last possession.
And yes, it’s beyond awesome that the Gusgasm was in the booth for this one.
I”m pretty sure he screamed “Oh, caught!” not “Oh God!” Gus Johnson at his most delightfully unhinged.
AHHHH DROPPIN’ FUCKIN’ STOKLEY LOADSSSSSS AHHHH DIRTY DIRTY TIPPED PASS!!!!!!!!
God hates marvin lewis. I think we can all agree on this
“The best part was Stokely running in front of the end zone to run some more time off the clock.”
Are we sure he wasn’t just debating whether or not Orton deserved a TD stat on that abortion?
It was kind of like something you’d see in Madden. Including the part where he runs across the endzone to run time off.
Tip o’ the hat to DarkstarCP for uploading that to YouTube.
Wag o’ the finger to DarkstarCP for dropping an F bomb in the description. I wanted to share the Gusgasm on Facebook but I try to avoid fucking vulgarity over there, what with the relatives, former high school teachers, and professional associates and such.
Would have been sooo much better if Joe Buck had been making the call.
[monotone]Ball tipped aaaaand caught by Stokley. Down the sideline. Touchdown.[/monotone]
(cue Aikman with “You’re absolutely right, Joe….”)
Damn I just watched the Broncos 2010 1st round pick they traded to the Seahawks drop down a spot because of a fluke.
Off topic: I loved the coaching segment with Dungy breaking down the Wayne TD catch…but get Dan Patrick and his Smug Juice the fuck out of there. Save your weak jokes for your donut-punching buddy Olbermann.
that gus really is the best at going “bezerk”
Cleveland. Cincinnati. The Broncos just can’t help themselves from shitting on football teams from Ohio.
The best part was Stokely running in front of the end zone to run some more time off the clock.
I enjoyed Gus’s screamin. Made the play more exciting to me.
The awesomeness of that play is undercut when you realize that it was the one highlight of a shit sandwich of a game.
the sickest part is that the play actually counts for 87 passing yards for neckbeard…did u see him running down the field at the end, probably a career long TD, can we somehow take that 87 yards out of the books please, i couldve thrown that pass into triple coverage
I did, of course… And had a four-team parlay which hit for all except Cincy…
/deserved it
Ah shit I forgot about the suicide pool.
Show of hands from the people who picked Cinci for their week one suicide pool.
That was Gus Johnson? Dear God, I should’ve known.