Comments on: Nobody Wants To Live In A World Without Cheerleaders

By: RoMa

RoMa — Wed, 09 Sep 2009 14:51:29 +0000

besides, who needs to see cheerleaders on the sidelines when there is all this free porn I can watch on the internet between snaps.

By: RoMa

RoMa — Wed, 09 Sep 2009 14:49:41 +0000

“Steelers fans prefer a world without cheerleaders. They’re more than happy to beat it to alllllll their Super Bowl trophies that nobody else gives a shit about.”

seems to me like a lot of people give a shit about winning. It’s probably why ‘fans’ watch football and root for their favorite team. Unless your team is the Raiders that is. Sounds like someone is a fan of and NFC team where Superbowl championships have become non existent.

By: Needs More Cheerleaders

Needs More Cheerleaders — Fri, 04 Sep 2009 06:33:13 +0000

Cheerleaders are worthless at every level, but they get more and more worthless the higher up you go.

Ouch. A cheerleader turn you down for a date in high school, buddy?

The question of “Should we get rid of cheerleaders?” should be fucking unconstitutional, and the person who asked banned from the country.

Cheerleaders make everything better.

EVERYTHING.

By: Bubby Brister's Mop

Bubby Brister's Mop — Thu, 03 Sep 2009 20:49:09 +0000

High school cheerleading is for girls with low self-esteem to work through their daddy issues until they’re old enough to work legally work the pole. Pro cheerleading is for girls to work through their high school popularity issues.

College cheerleaders are just concubines for the recruiters.

And since this site loves lists and ranks, I propose the hottest NFL cheer squads are as follows:

1: San Diego
2: Tampa Bay
3: Atlanta

While the worst are a tie between Buffalo and Philadelphia. Buffalo has an excuse (slim pickens) but for some reason Philly decided skeezy big-haired crackwhores are who should represent their city. Oh, wait…

By: Slash

Slash — Thu, 03 Sep 2009 20:38:14 +0000

“like asking Oprah’s audience” is what I meant to type.

By: Slash

Slash — Thu, 03 Sep 2009 20:37:46 +0000

I could easily live in a world without cheerleaders, but I wouldn’t take them away from anyone else. Just because I’m not into silicone-enhanced women wearing ridiculous costumes doesn’t mean someone else shouldn’t enjoy them. To each his own.

Asking football fans whether or not to get rid of cheerleaders in the NFL is liking asking Oprah’s audience if ice cream and self-pity should be outlawed.

By: Mike From Stumptown

Mike From Stumptown — Thu, 03 Sep 2009 20:16:57 +0000

High school cheerleaders are stupid and pointless. College and pro, however, are welcome eye candy.

/graduated from HS with FUGLY cheerleaders

By: CobraCommander

CobraCommander — Thu, 03 Sep 2009 19:40:07 +0000

In college we had a cheerleader who looked exactly like Chris Farley. And I mean exactly.
All the other cheerleaders were pretty cute, but felt awful and ugly after a couple of hours next to that monster.
You could see them, kicking extra high, tumbling like chinese acrobats, all in an effort to distance themselves from that pig.
And at parties? they went all out to show that they were not in any way whatsoever ugly, boring or non-flexible.
It was awesome.

By: Ryno

Ryno — Thu, 03 Sep 2009 19:28:16 +0000

BabySexCannon +1

It’s all fun and games till you call them cumdumpster (in a playfull manner) and then get your head ripped off for your troubles.

By: C-Student

C-Student — Thu, 03 Sep 2009 19:21:37 +0000

El Dub Says:
September 3rd, 2009 at 1:57 pm

Cheerleaders are worthless at every level, but they get more and more worthless the higher up you go. They’re pretty worthless in high school, and even more so in college. But once you’re talking professional sports, they have to just disappear all together. They could be naked and on fire while creating a hot lesbian love pyramid, and I would never notice because I’m there to watch the fucking GAME.

ok vince young, you enjoy your sausage fests, us straight guys will be over here with the half-naked whores.