Nobody Wants To Live In A World Without Cheerleaders
The Washington Redskins proudly boast one of the most visually appealing cheerleading squads in all of football, and as you can see they’re already in mid-season form. The squad has no shortage of uniform options, so head over to Ultimate Cheerleaders, look around, and vote for your favorite look (via Mr. I).
Elsewhere in the world of cheer, The League over at WaPo asks the (ridiculous) question “Should the NFL Get Rid of Cheerleaders?” Fortunately most of the panelists responded with an adamant “no”, including such notables as Dan Levy and the chick in our fantasy league who drafted Eli Manning three rounds too early.
Enjoy this bit of early sexiness, and brace yourselves for another fantastic Mailbag from the esteemed Mr. Ufford.
Tags: Cheerleaders, Homerism, sexy thursday, Unsilent Majority, Washington Redskins
September 3rd, 2009 at 1:56 pm
Steelers fans prefer a world without cheerleaders. They’re more than happy to beat it to alllllll their Super Bowl trophies that nobody else gives a shit about.
September 3rd, 2009 at 1:57 pm
Cheerleaders are worthless at every level, but they get more and more worthless the higher up you go. They’re pretty worthless in high school, and even more so in college. But once you’re talking professional sports, they have to just disappear all together. They could be naked and on fire while creating a hot lesbian love pyramid, and I would never notice because I’m there to watch the fucking GAME.
September 3rd, 2009 at 2:01 pm
Guys that don’t like cheerleaders are gay.
That’s just the way my pops made the world.
September 3rd, 2009 at 2:03 pm
They’re more than happy to beat it to alllllll their Super Bowl trophies that nobody else gives a shit about.
No one except Ravens fans with their inferiority complexes (Nest, are you boycotting this season too?). And their male cheerleaders. I’m pretty sure that destroys the whole concept, by the way.
And cheerleaders are important to Redskins fans – they need to look at something alluring as they’re being sued by Snyder.
September 3rd, 2009 at 2:08 pm
I’m there to watch the fucking GAME.
And as long as games have timeouts people will enjoy cheerleaders.
September 3rd, 2009 at 2:11 pm
Hey, Nestminder. Scoreboard.
September 3rd, 2009 at 2:17 pm
Redskins have cheerleaders, which equal marketing tools. Snyder loves marketing and making money.
September 3rd, 2009 at 2:18 pm
Ufford’s not in your FF league? That’s a little strange, no?
September 3rd, 2009 at 2:20 pm
Of course the world needs cheerleaders! How else am I supposed to jack off during “The Replacements” ???
September 3rd, 2009 at 2:30 pm
Merk- This league started back when Uff did not play fantasy football. He’s in our other league.
September 3rd, 2009 at 2:30 pm
/resists urge to join CheFaWa(?)
September 3rd, 2009 at 2:31 pm
*CheFlaWa(?)
/all sorts of typos today.
September 3rd, 2009 at 2:31 pm
Now, I like ribs just as much as the next coronary disease victim. But I’d ask to see less ribs on cheerleaders, please.
September 3rd, 2009 at 2:31 pm
Ah, yes. Ribs and cameltoe showing. God bless, cheerleaders.
September 3rd, 2009 at 2:33 pm
Without cheerleaders we wouldn’t have slutty cheerleader outfits for girls to not only wear on the football field but at halloween parties and in the bedroom.
I for one am grateful for cheerleaders, except the fat ones. No one wants to see a fat cheerleader.
September 3rd, 2009 at 2:40 pm
@UU: The ex was a “few” pounds overweight when she was a Bombshell…nothing like a beer gut from partying 7 nights a week. But damn if those slutty outfits weren’t great.
September 3rd, 2009 at 2:42 pm
If they don’t drive a big pick up truck that rips the leg of a dead horse, I’m not interested.
September 3rd, 2009 at 2:43 pm
*off
September 3rd, 2009 at 2:45 pm
And as long as games are attended by straight men people will enjoy cheerleaders.
September 3rd, 2009 at 2:46 pm
/fixed
//dammit!
September 3rd, 2009 at 2:53 pm
File this one under:
Questions one should never ask
September 3rd, 2009 at 3:00 pm
@ El Dub
Pitcher or catcher?
September 3rd, 2009 at 3:14 pm
Keep the cheerleaders, get rid of all the fucking mascots in costumes. Live animal mascots are cool, if only because they could snap and go on a rampage.
September 3rd, 2009 at 3:18 pm
“one of the most visually appealing cheerleading squads”
Don’t you mean “high-aesthetic-appeal cheer-babes”, Gregggggggg?
Also, “slutty cheerleader outfits for girls to … wear … in the bedroom”
MMM, like Maria Bello in “A History of Violence”, MILF cheerleader 69-ing FTW.
September 3rd, 2009 at 3:18 pm
Somebody tell Schorno she doesn’t have to try so hard to be “the cool chick who’s just one of the guys down to the last detail, except she has tits.”
September 3rd, 2009 at 3:21 pm
El Dub Says:
September 3rd, 2009 at 1:57 pm
Cheerleaders are worthless at every level, but they get more and more worthless the higher up you go. They’re pretty worthless in high school, and even more so in college. But once you’re talking professional sports, they have to just disappear all together. They could be naked and on fire while creating a hot lesbian love pyramid, and I would never notice because I’m there to watch the fucking GAME.
ok vince young, you enjoy your sausage fests, us straight guys will be over here with the half-naked whores.
September 3rd, 2009 at 3:28 pm
BabySexCannon +1
It’s all fun and games till you call them cumdumpster (in a playfull manner) and then get your head ripped off for your troubles.
September 3rd, 2009 at 3:40 pm
In college we had a cheerleader who looked exactly like Chris Farley. And I mean exactly.
All the other cheerleaders were pretty cute, but felt awful and ugly after a couple of hours next to that monster.
You could see them, kicking extra high, tumbling like chinese acrobats, all in an effort to distance themselves from that pig.
And at parties? they went all out to show that they were not in any way whatsoever ugly, boring or non-flexible.
It was awesome.
September 3rd, 2009 at 4:16 pm
High school cheerleaders are stupid and pointless. College and pro, however, are welcome eye candy.
/graduated from HS with FUGLY cheerleaders
September 3rd, 2009 at 4:37 pm
I could easily live in a world without cheerleaders, but I wouldn’t take them away from anyone else. Just because I’m not into silicone-enhanced women wearing ridiculous costumes doesn’t mean someone else shouldn’t enjoy them. To each his own.
Asking football fans whether or not to get rid of cheerleaders in the NFL is liking asking Oprah’s audience if ice cream and self-pity should be outlawed.
September 3rd, 2009 at 4:38 pm
“like asking Oprah’s audience” is what I meant to type.
September 3rd, 2009 at 4:49 pm
High school cheerleading is for girls with low self-esteem to work through their daddy issues until they’re old enough to work legally work the pole. Pro cheerleading is for girls to work through their high school popularity issues.
College cheerleaders are just concubines for the recruiters.
And since this site loves lists and ranks, I propose the hottest NFL cheer squads are as follows:
1: San Diego
2: Tampa Bay
3: Atlanta
While the worst are a tie between Buffalo and Philadelphia. Buffalo has an excuse (slim pickens) but for some reason Philly decided skeezy big-haired crackwhores are who should represent their city. Oh, wait…
September 4th, 2009 at 2:33 am
Cheerleaders are worthless at every level, but they get more and more worthless the higher up you go.
Ouch. A cheerleader turn you down for a date in high school, buddy?
The question of “Should we get rid of cheerleaders?” should be fucking unconstitutional, and the person who asked banned from the country.
Cheerleaders make everything better.
EVERYTHING.
September 9th, 2009 at 10:49 am
“Steelers fans prefer a world without cheerleaders. They’re more than happy to beat it to alllllll their Super Bowl trophies that nobody else gives a shit about.”
seems to me like a lot of people give a shit about winning. It’s probably why ‘fans’ watch football and root for their favorite team. Unless your team is the Raiders that is. Sounds like someone is a fan of and NFC team where Superbowl championships have become non existent.
September 9th, 2009 at 10:51 am
besides, who needs to see cheerleaders on the sidelines when there is all this free porn I can watch on the internet between snaps.