NBC’s four-hour architechtural panel discussion might disrupt your NFL viewing

no really this is Cowboys Stadium
It cost a billion dollars. It will stand for centuries. It will inspire children to grow into succesful adults. It will cure your erectile dysfunction. It will make you a sandwich while you watch reruns of Night Court.

NBC wasn’t satisfied with their preseason mouth-party for the Cowboy’s new stadium, so we get round two tonight. What the networks haven’t figured out yet is that no one outside of fans of Latin America’s team gives a rat’s ass about a new stadium. So prepare yourself for the onslaught of useless information about Jerral Jones’ monument to his own ego. (”Y’know Al, this stadium has enough square footage to hold 4.5 trillion extra-wide magenta neckties. That’s enough to keep Keyshawn Johnson looking like a foppish prick until the sun collapses into a singularity.”)

A crowd of over 100,000 is expected tonight, however most of them will be so far away that the echos of the cheers aren’t expected to reach the field until sometime Tuesday morning. That’s not to say that Dallas won’t enjoy a home-field advantage, as Eli Manning is known to be distracted by shiny objects.

Feel free to put all of your insightful observations in the comments below. Unless, of course, you’d rather spend the evening preparing baked goods.

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179 Responses to “NBC’s four-hour architechtural panel discussion might disrupt your NFL viewing”

  1. Slothrop Says:

    I disagree with that tag. That’s some sweet Dr. Funkenstein/Star Child MS Paint.

  2. Boatdrinks Says:

    Umm. yea. Cupcakes.

  3. Sex Cannon and the City Says:

    YEEEEEHAAAAAW MY BOY ROMO’S A STAR!!!!

  4. redright88 Says:

    FWIW, The sun does not have enough mass to collapse into a singularity. At the end of its life cycle, the sun will baloon into a red giant, before settling into old age as a white dwarf.

    /shows self door

  5. Paul-God Says:

    I like cupcakes…

  6. Slothrop Says:

    Holy smokes. Actual, useful analysis from a pregame show. Dungy’s 2 minutes of analysis of the Jets D is the best I’ve heard/seen on tv, maybe ever.

  7. Omar Says:

    What makes you think we people in Latin America care about the new stadium… the cowboys suck anyway.

  8. Boatdrinks Says:

    What the hell, the Broncos won big.

  9. Reggie Bush's Pimp Says:

    My gawd! That’s a big ass stadium! It almost fits Jerrah’s ego AND the soon-to-come crushed dreams of Cowboys fans.

  10. YinzJumboReddUpN'at? Says:

    @ Slothrop:

    yeah, I agree. Feels like watching game tape with a position coach.

    I could live without the weirdness of the NBC studio camera being pointed at an in-studio bank of eight monitors showing one image from Dungy’s telestrator. Why am I watching a tv in my front room showing a camera shot of a set of tvs in their studio showing video from the telestrator? Why am I not, instead, watching a TV in my front room showing video of the telestrator? It helps my understanding to have my view of the playing field broken into eight boxes? I blame Wolf Blitzer’s Situation Room for this.

  11. Slothrop Says:

    Tiny Darren’s thighs might just be wider than he is tall. How does he shop for pants?

  12. Bugg Says:

    That Bellicheat fellow is much more talkative with suburban housefraus with daddy issues than he is after a loss.

    Is Tiki Barber not active for this evening’s telecast?

  13. Cutlerfucker Says:

    Those cupcakes looked delicious.

  14. Slothrop Says:

    @YinzJumboReddUpN’at?: Yeah. Where he showed Brady’s blitz protection call to KFaulk and how he moved off his line and therefore fouled up his throw to Galloway were better than anything I’ve gotten from any gameday show ever.

  15. long time listener Says:

    @redright88: You’re looking for Kissing Stephen Hawking.

  16. MightyMightyMitzu Says:

    HUNNERT ELEBM THOUASN COWBO-AY FANS

  17. YinzJumboReddUpN'at? Says:

    I’m always looking to start kissing Steven Hawking.

    HAWT.

  18. Ocho Cinco Fan Club Says:

    Poor bastards 60,000 – 111,000 may as well have just stayed at home instead of going to Dallas to watch a TV from 200 feet away.

  19. Reggie Bush's Pimp Says:

    YEE-HAWW!!! I’M FUCKIN’ CRAZY WITH MY LOW-ASS PRICES FOR SEATS!! GIT YOR ASSES DOWN TO JERRAH’S TIXAS TITTIES AND FOOTBALL IMPORIUM!!!!

  20. YinzJumboReddUpN'at? Says:

    HOLLLLEEEE SHEEE-IT I AM CRAZY . . .

    . . . for CNBC!

  21. Ocho Cinco Fan Club Says:

    The Coliseum? Jerry fucking Jones are one stupit sumbitch!

  22. MightyMightyMitzu Says:

    “I think our players will preform up to the stadium’s level” What a prick

  23. long time listener Says:

    @YinzJumboReddUpN’at?: Well, go for it. It’s not like he can fight you off.

  24. Ocho Cinco Fan Club Says:

    Madden: There comes a point when the flab on your face gets too heavy, and a job that involves a lot of talking becomes damn near impossible.

  25. Bugg Says:

    Most cadaverous biped in HD-Madden, Jerry Jones, or a hairy animal residing on top of Bob Costas’ skull?

  26. Captain Cutlerfucker Says:

    I was shocked that the Bears defense was so stout against Pit. Yes, they allowed quite a few yards on the ground despite coming into this year with a pretty good run defense (though losing Urlacher hurts that run defense), but they limited Ben to a meh 5.8 yrds per attempt.

    At the very least, it was impressive the Bears kept it close.
    Say what you want about Reed going all shankapotomus and the Bears certainly had some big strokes of luck, but they found a way to beat a better team.

  27. Ocho Cinco Fan Club Says:

    The real story here is how Tiki Backstabber talks like he has a mouthful of marbles.

  28. Bugg Says:

    As nice a man as Dungy is, if he just once said “He SUCKS BALLS!” it would be a ratings bonanza.

    Tiki gets a starring role mopping up at Soldier Field. Back to Palookaville for you!

  29. Captain Cutlerfucker Says:

    @ocho cinco fan club- Madden: There comes a point when the desire for turducken outweighs your desire for calling football games. Who can resist a turk stuffed in a duck stuffed in a chicken?

    /fixed

  30. Ocho Cinco Fan Club Says:

    A Turk in a duck? I much prefer a fine Serb.

  31. LaFavre's Next Interception Says:

    Anyone have a razor blade? I’m new at this. Is it across the wrist or up the arm?

  32. Outshined_One Says:

    Remember kids, it’s down the rails, not across the street!

  33. Ocho Cinco Fan Club Says:

    Its week two and it still baffles me how I broke 110 points twice in fantasy with 3 Jets on my team in a 16 team shallow on talent league. And Beef Moe Marshawn isn’t even back from suspension yet.

    /Seahawks’ shitty defense vs. Gore may be part of the reason.
    //Still has shitty receivers. Fuck your knee Anthony Gonzalez.

  34. Man Bear Pig Says:

    I, too, enjoy the analysis from the Dunge. Too bad the douchiness of Harrison/Olbermann is tarnishing it.

    /too liberal even for me

  35. dm72 Says:

    Wow, did Rodney Harrison just call Rex Ryan arrogant? I mean, really, Rodney?!?!?

  36. Bugg Says:

    Old NFL broadcasters with video game franchises don’t fade away; they eat themselves to death.

  37. Ocho Cinco Fan Club Says:

    AHAHA! cut player in a slow mo commercial fail.

  38. Captain Cutlerfucker Says:

    “Wow, did Rodney Harrison just call Rex Ryan arrogant? I mean, really, Rodney?!?!?”
    ————-

    Yeah that’s bad. Pot meet Kettle.

  39. Man Bear Pig Says:

    YEEHAW IT’S THE EIFTH WUNDER OF THE WURLD OF TIXAS!!! PERFECT FOR MY BOY RO-MO! YEEHAW I AM FUCKING CRAZY!

    /Go Cowboys

  40. Outshined_One Says:

    Did they seriously put the new stadium on the same level as architectural masterpieces like the Taj Mahal?

    Dear Lord.

  41. Ocho Cinco Fan Club Says:

    Yo dawg! We heard you like TV, so we put a TV in your TV so you could watch the game while you watch the game!

  42. Gino Tourettsa Says:

    What was it that Ozimandias said?

  43. Persiflage Says:

    what? we’ve just got this thread?

    Yes, they just said the Cowboys Stadium is the Roman Coliseum of the 21st Century. Yes they did. With very noble, epic sounding John Williams music in the background.

  44. YinzJumboReddUpN'at? Says:

    YEEEE-HAWWW! LOOK UPON MY WORKS, YE COCKWALLETS, AND DEEEE-SPAIR!

  45. Reggie Bush's Pimp Says:

    If this is the Roman Coliseum of the 21st century, then throw in some live lions and give us a mauling!

  46. Gino Tourettsa Says:

    Godammit, the Mothership will not make a Connection with the fucking Cowboys.

  47. Captain Cutlerfucker Says:

    @ Man Bear Pig:

    I believe you forgot
    /fires pistols in the air.

  48. Slothrop Says:

    @Gino:
    What Philip A. S. Franklin said in April 1912 is more applicable.

  49. Male_Chauvinist _Pigskin Says:

    Faith Hill? I guess Jess Simson was off eating a side of beef somewhere.

  50. Harry Pelotas Says:

    Faith Hill…I would hit that so hard, whoever could pull me out would be named King of England.

  51. Man Bear Pig Says:

    Q: Why is there a hole in the roof of Cowboys Stadium?

    A: So the architectural integrity of the stadium is unaffected by Jerry Jones’ pistol fire.

    (happy?)

  52. long time listener Says:

    Does the person who writes the lyrics for these Faith Hill openings have no shame? Do you think he drinks himself to sleep every Sunday night, or that he revels in what he’s produced?

  53. Slothrop Says:

    Seriously. DIAF Tixas. You are not that important.

  54. Evil Eli Says:

    It’s disrupting Eli’s milk & cookies time too

  55. Required Name Here Says:

    if we put live Lions in the stadium, i dont think there would be much mauling. just a lot of shitty play calling.

  56. Male_Chauvinist _Pigskin Says:

    Mission Accomplished. The coin got flipped.

  57. Slothrop Says:

    HOLY SHIT! THE FIELD LOOKS JUST LIKE THE OLD TIXAS STADIUM!

  58. Gino Tourettsa Says:

    Did Laura Bush get drafted in the KSK Kommenter Sex Tape Draft?

  59. Outshined_One Says:

    Is this stadium the pinnacle of Jerry Jones’ descent into madness, or merely its latest step?

  60. Persiflage Says:

    “get that crowd into it! yeah, that’s right” – SMACK! – “oops, sorry”

  61. Farthammer Says:

    I hope Dallas loses by 40 and Jessica Simpson shows up and flashes her titties.

  62. Slothrop Says:

    Jacobs and Whitten plz.

  63. Man Bear Pig Says:

    Wow, has it really been a year since the Tampa Bay game? Seems like only a week ago… how the time flies…

  64. Danger Guerrero Says:

    Now that’s a cupcake recipe I can…

    /sunglasses on

    …get behind.

    YEEEAAAAHHHHHH!!!

  65. Reggie Bush's Pimp Says:

    Wade looks like he’s unsure where he left his cupcakes.

  66. Slothrop Says:

    The Giants joining the Pats and the Chargers in Red Zone crapulence.

  67. BigRedEd Says:

    I’ll gladly give up the Night Court reruns as soon as someone presents me with a Rack that is equal or superior to Markie Post’s.

  68. Slothrop Says:

    Hey, I liked the log in page. I was THIS CLOSE to guessing the password. I tried purplejesus4eva, hineswald86, donkeypornlvr, semperfi, and whoisflubby.

  69. Slothrop Says:

    my boy Romo is a star! he gives up the first taint in the new stadium!

  70. Farthammer Says:

    That throw was the most offensive thing I have ever seen.

  71. jmac_the_man Says:

    How do you play “Start Me Up” after you throw an interception?

  72. Charlie Sweatpants Says:

    It is a rare a beautiful thing when you get to see a millionaire pick his nose on national television. If Double J had eaten the booger I might have died of happiness.

  73. Rob in WI Says:

    @Sloth

    I tried those too… but was about to try rigginsFTW and joegibbsisgod

  74. Outshined_One Says:

    Did anyone get a screen grab of Double J digging for gold after the taint?

  75. Farthammer Says:

    The password is New England Clam Chowder

  76. Slothrop Says:

    If only they got Madden digging in W’s nose.

  77. Man Bear Pig Says:

    @Farthammer Is that the red or the white?

  78. Farthammer Says:

    Damn it, I always forget this one. Uh…white!

  79. Slothrop Says:

    Can we have the river wash it out now please?

  80. Slothrop Says:

    Major facemask?

  81. Mathemagician Says:

    Did Collinsworth just throw out a “Ruh-roh!”

  82. YinzJumboReddUpN'at? Says:

    Collinsworth + soul patch = Shaggy

  83. ProfessorPher Says:

    @ Math

    Indeed he did.

    Er…

    Rindeed, re rid.

  84. Man Bear Pig Says:

    @Farthammer

    /door opens

  85. Farthammer Says:

    Oh D.A. McCoy, I’d let you sell me anything.

  86. Mathemagician Says:

    Jerry Jones’ wife, the woman who inspired this monstrosity of a stadium with an ill-timed joke about Lil’ Jerry…

  87. miamidiesel Says:

    Sweet Tixas titty, I wouldn’t mind giving Jerry Jones’ daughter Charlotte the Susan Skaggs treatment. She’s cougarrific. PURRRRR-OWWW

  88. Persiflage Says:

    “that horse (Brandon Jacobs) has been just a pony to this point”

  89. Farthammer Says:

    Just thought that myself, diesel. My wife looked at me in disgust. But fuck her, right?

  90. Slothrop Says:

    your wife reads minds Farthammer? wow, sucks to be your sex fantasy life.

  91. miamidiesel Says:

    Agreed, Farthammer. Charlotte’s got ‘tie me up to the bedpost and do as you please’ written all over her

  92. OokiesPuppyPound Says:

    Coughlin will make Flozell make his bed 1000 times while PK watches….

  93. Persiflage Says:

    ahahahahahaha – funny, whether it’s a TD or not

  94. Slothrop Says:

    Oh Wade Wade Wade. There’s a bucket of sadness with a failure pile in it for halftime, isn’t there.

  95. YinzJumboReddUpN'at? Says:

    heelerception!

  96. Slothrop Says:

    I need Bradshaw to cherry pick a td here.

  97. Persiflage Says:

    best TD of the day – this game is pretty awesome actually

  98. Karl Says:

    Just awesome. Jerry is going to tear Wade a new one at the half.

  99. Persiflage Says:

    they don’t want to overdo it on their lavish praise for the stadium – i’ts not breathtaking, it’s just … breathtaking

  100. Tecmo Bowl Bo Jackson Says:

    “We don’t want to overdo it, but it really is awesome.”

    WE KNOW. God, enough new stadium fellatio already. That’s the kind of quality broadcasting I expect from the fourth place network.

  101. OokiesPuppyPound Says:

    My greatest fear in life: the Double J’s squad wins it all this year and repeats IN THE DOUBLE J-MAHAL next year.

    YEEEEEE-HAW!!!

  102. Seisto Says:

    Happy to see Michael Irvin attempting to buy hookers on the sideline there.

  103. Slothrop Says:

    Dick Ebersol warned Al to stop giving the stadium a reach around. Suggestion noted.

  104. Tecmo Bowl Bo Jackson Says:

    I’d love it if NBC could somehow get Rodney Harrison to call the Jets/Pats highlights.

  105. Whipperwil Says:

    The second most exciting part of this game is watching to see if a kick will hit the jumbotron. I’m still waiting for the first exciting thing.

  106. Paul-God Says:

    I like the fact that Irvin had his hand up the ass of some Cowboy cheerleader. That made me chuckle.

  107. Tecmo Bowl Bo Jackson Says:

    ……And yet more stadium fellatio on the bump back to the second half. Way to not overdo it Al.

  108. Cutlerfucker Says:

    Oh, Michael Irvin, you and your shenanigans make me smile.

  109. Paul-God Says:

    God, please let the Cowboys lose the stadium opener, and give all those losers who shelled all that money out for those seat what they deserve?

    Please? I don’t ask for much (well, anything really. Help me out, big guy!)

  110. Man Bear Pig Says:

    E-Cry Face! Yaaaaaaaaayyyyyyyyyyyy!

  111. Farthammer Says:

    The crowd made Tynes miss that FG.

  112. arbman Says:

    you scottish fuck

  113. Paul-God Says:

    When did pouting become acceptable in football?

  114. Man Bear Pig Says:

    @Paul-God:

    Fuck you and everyone you’ve ever known, loved or cared for.

    /spite-full Cowboys fan

  115. Paul-God Says:

    @arbman Fucking funny!

  116. Paul-God Says:

    @ Man Bear Pig

    Fuck you for being a Cowgirls fan.

  117. Man Bear Pig Says:

    @Paul-God: Meh.

    (I’m lazy and not witty).

  118. YinzJumboReddUpN'at? Says:

    I am so very confused by the Levi’s ads. Should I, like, storm the barricades now? Or go to the beach or something? Sing “God Bless America” in the nude? TELL ME WHAT TO DO, MYSTERY PREACHER ADVERTISING MAN!

  119. Man Bear Pig Says:

    JACKSONVILLE proved it? They’re a couple seasons away from losing their team. Nice call, Al.

  120. Mathemagician Says:

    MY STADIUM IS A GODDAMN TIXAS SIZED STAR!!! YEEHAW I AM FUCKING CRAZY!!

  121. Tecmo Bowl Bo Jackson Says:

    The attendance graphic was funny just to hear Al say “well people say Los Angeles won’t support football but blah blah blah,” all while talking about a game from 52 years ago.

  122. Cutlerfucker Says:

    JAY LENO SHOW

  123. Cutlerfucker Says:

    the look on Wade’s face was priceless

  124. Tecmo Bowl Bo Jackson Says:

    Wade looked so upset over that call, you would have thought someone raided his stash of deep fried Twinkies.

  125. Reggie Bush's Pimp Says:

    The goddamn superstar scored. Hot newswomen around DFW came.

  126. Ocho Cinco Fan Club Says:

    Tony Delhomo!

  127. Man Bear Pig Says:

    Must… murder… babies…

  128. miamidiesel Says:

    MANNINGHAM! SMITH! Good God, we have wide receivers!!!!

    /Giants fan
    //needs to change pants

  129. Tecmo Bowl Bo Jackson Says:

    The E-Trade baby commercials need to be stopped. Now. They have never been funny and never will be.

  130. Cutlerfucker Says:

    Chris Collinsworth REALLY likes those dancers. Proof that he’s not gay.

  131. Cutlerfucker Says:

    “That’s the tiniest hole Romo has seen all night.”

    I’m sure he’ll see a smaller one later tonight…

  132. Ocho Cinco Fan Club Says:

    @miami: as a Giants fan, and because of literally no depth at WR, i went all homer and picked up manningham this past weekend, only to hold out hope and start Hixon. Fuck this! Next week i’m gonna start Manningham, and Hixon will get throw to every goddamn down. To be honest, its only a difference between winning big and winning bigger right now, but I can smell the fucked-overness happening in a week I really need it.

    /I blame Plax.
    //I still miss Plax.

  133. miamidiesel Says:

    @ocho: on its face, a sound theory, but you’re forgetting one important fact – Hixon sucks as a WR. Can the Giants coaching staff fuck this up? It’s clear right now G-Men have to roll with Smith and Manningham 1-2. Keep Hixon as a return man where’s he’s best used, and because Sinorice Moss sucks dick at football and needs to be put out to pasture rather than wasting a roster spot. Seriously, I prefer taking touchbacks on kick-offs because it’s better field position than Moss would get for the Giants

  134. Bugg Says:

    Speaking of dumb commercials-does anyone want run out to Subway and be saturated with soda by imbeciles ?

  135. miamidiesel Says:

    And I also still blame (and kinda miss) Plax

  136. make it snow Says:

    My God, that is a vast wasteland of parking lots. It’s like they paved New Hampshire.

  137. Ocho Cinco Fan Club Says:

    Is Miller trying to serve me beer in a fucking Gatorade bottle now?

  138. Cutlerfucker Says:

    @Bugg

    I would be fucking pissed off if that happened to me. But then I’d just sulksulksulk my way out of there.

  139. Ocho Cinco Fan Club Says:

    Now Eli, this is why you need to score FUCKING TOUCHDOWNS! I don’t want our fate lying on the shoulders of such a luminary as Lawrence GODDAMN Tynes!

  140. miamidiesel Says:

    FUCK. This is why sucking ass in the red zone comes back to bite the Giants in the, err uhh, ass

  141. Man Bear Pig Says:

    Cowboys defense… the fate of many, many thus so far unchoked babies rests in your hands.

  142. Farthammer Says:

    Worst holding call ever? Or worstest?

  143. Man Bear Pig Says:

    @Farthammer Perhaps almost as bad as the phantom Terence Newman PI call…

  144. Ocho Cinco Fan Club Says:

    yes man bear pig, because directly cutting off a receiver’s route is not PI.

  145. Man Bear Pig Says:

    I am satisfied that we agree. Good to see ticky-tack BS PI calls are not tolerated by NFL fans of any affiliation.

  146. Ocho Cinco Fan Club Says:

    I am in full on Manning to Manningham man-crush mode.

    /3x fast.

  147. Ocho Cinco Fan Club Says:

    I hate Tynes with all the blood in my veins. Make this or I find out where you live.

  148. Man Bear Pig Says:

    Must………. kill……… babies…….

  149. Tecmo Bowl Bo Jackson Says:

    God damn it, are you kidding me with this timeout right before the snap bullshit?

  150. Man Bear Pig Says:

    Must… continue… to… kill… babies….

  151. Leigh Says:

    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

  152. ProfessorPher Says:

    “Mr. Jones, would you like us to release the lions?”

  153. miamidiesel Says:

    @mbp: get those babies ready…

  154. Leigh Says:

    Ummm…I mean, both team’s defenses could use some work. Also, nice stadium, Mr. Jones.

  155. Monkeypox Knife Fight Says:

    God, I loved how Wade started running on the field and yelling as the guy kicked it the second time. What a fucktard.

  156. Reggie Bush's Pimp Says:

    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!

    AND Wade jumped up to celebrate it!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!

    I think we’ll see Double-J way-lay into Wade this week…and without Marion the Barbarian to protect him, what will Wade do to protect his stash of deep fried sugar bombs?

  157. Marmalard's Asking Me Says:

    YEEHAW I AM FUCKING DEPRESSED

  158. Cutlerfucker Says:

    Jerrah Jones, you mad?

  159. Gino Tourettsa Says:

    This totally ruined Jerry Jones’ Rosh Hashanah.

  160. Man Bear Pig Says:

    Oh, they’re ready. [Mr. Burns laugh]

  161. Ocho Cinco Fan Club Says:

    Why Giants? Why does every single Cowboys game have to end in some grand dramatic fashion that sends me on a trip to the cardiologist?

  162. The Curse of Aaron Heilman Says:

    @Ocho Cinco Fan Club

    Seriously, every game between these two practically gives me diabetes. I think my life flashed before my eyes on that tipped pass, thank goodness Steve Smith caught that.

  163. miamidiesel Says:

    Costas: “What does it feel like to silence 100,000 plus? Ask Eli Manning and Lawrence Tynes.”

    YEE-HAW THE COWBOYS ARE MEDIOCRE AGAIN!!!

    @Leigh: not to nitpick with a huge division win, but I will point out that the Giants have a bunch of injuries in the secondary and along the defensive line (plus Tuck went down during the game), so that defense is better than it looked

  164. Leigh Says:

    Andrea Kremer: What was your plan for the fourth quarter?

    Eli: I WANT MY JUICE BOX SO LET’S END THE GAME ALREADY.

  165. MexicanJesusNY Says:

    HOW ‘BOUT DEM COWBOYS!?

  166. Bugg Says:

    Romo screws the pooch, the cat and the coffee machine again in a divisional game. YEEEHHHHHAAAAWWWW!

    Hd no idea Eli had married Clemens’ road beef.

  167. yourmomlovesme Says:

    Giants destroy dreams, Jerry.

  168. Silverback Says:

    The good news is I picked up Mario off of the free agent market for my fantasy team. I look like a damn genius right now.

  169. yourmomlovesme Says:

    better news is I started Mario Manningham today

    how do you like me now?

  170. Asia Says:

    I may be a cowboys fan, but I want nothing more than to bludgeon DelRomo with Tynes’ leg. How do you blow a game like that? After the second pick I thought I accidentally started cheering for the Bengals.

  171. Asia Says:

    Also, W and John Madden were both at the new stadium at the same time. Now we have to tear it down and get a new one.

  172. most_impressive Says:

    “Woo-hoo! Top bunk all week!!!” -Eli

  173. Captain Cutlerfucker Says:

    The only thing that could have made this weekend more enjoyable as a Bears fan is for the land barron to have been jacked in the face.

  174. yeah, right? Says:

    MMM Cupcakes!

    Vikings win + Packers loss + NE loss + 87 beers in the fridge = Me passing out at kickoff time of Cowboys/Giants game.
    Good thing I’m on vacation. Vegas baby!
    Hey we’re all gonna get laid!

  175. yeah, right? Says:

    Hey, Maj? Have you ever tried White Widow? Spicy with some citrus undertones followed quickly by a hammer meeting the underside of your brainpan. 5 leaves!
    /high

    Fantastic week 2

  176. yeah, right? Says:

    Still alive in the suicide pool. Sweated bullets taking the Skins.

  177. Ocho Cinco Fan Club Says:

    Quite an interesting morning you’re having, yeah, right?

  178. jackin'4beats Says:

    FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK!

  179. yeah, right? Says:

    Fuck me. What happened last night?

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