NBC’s four-hour architechtural panel discussion might disrupt your NFL viewing
It cost a billion dollars. It will stand for centuries. It will inspire children to grow into succesful adults. It will cure your erectile dysfunction. It will make you a sandwich while you watch reruns of Night Court.
NBC wasn’t satisfied with their preseason mouth-party for the Cowboy’s new stadium, so we get round two tonight. What the networks haven’t figured out yet is that no one outside of fans of Latin America’s team gives a rat’s ass about a new stadium. So prepare yourself for the onslaught of useless information about Jerral Jones’ monument to his own ego. (”Y’know Al, this stadium has enough square footage to hold 4.5 trillion extra-wide magenta neckties. That’s enough to keep Keyshawn Johnson looking like a foppish prick until the sun collapses into a singularity.”)
A crowd of over 100,000 is expected tonight, however most of them will be so far away that the echos of the cheers aren’t expected to reach the field until sometime Tuesday morning. That’s not to say that Dallas won’t enjoy a home-field advantage, as Eli Manning is known to be distracted by shiny objects.
Feel free to put all of your insightful observations in the comments below. Unless, of course, you’d rather spend the evening preparing baked goods.
Tags: bad MS Paint, open threads, taj mahyeehaw
September 20th, 2009 at 7:03 pm
I disagree with that tag. That’s some sweet Dr. Funkenstein/Star Child MS Paint.
September 20th, 2009 at 7:37 pm
Umm. yea. Cupcakes.
September 20th, 2009 at 7:37 pm
YEEEEEHAAAAAW MY BOY ROMO’S A STAR!!!!
September 20th, 2009 at 7:39 pm
FWIW, The sun does not have enough mass to collapse into a singularity. At the end of its life cycle, the sun will baloon into a red giant, before settling into old age as a white dwarf.
/shows self door
September 20th, 2009 at 7:41 pm
I like cupcakes…
September 20th, 2009 at 7:45 pm
Holy smokes. Actual, useful analysis from a pregame show. Dungy’s 2 minutes of analysis of the Jets D is the best I’ve heard/seen on tv, maybe ever.
September 20th, 2009 at 7:46 pm
What makes you think we people in Latin America care about the new stadium… the cowboys suck anyway.
September 20th, 2009 at 7:47 pm
What the hell, the Broncos won big.
September 20th, 2009 at 7:49 pm
My gawd! That’s a big ass stadium! It almost fits Jerrah’s ego AND the soon-to-come crushed dreams of Cowboys fans.
September 20th, 2009 at 7:50 pm
@ Slothrop:
yeah, I agree. Feels like watching game tape with a position coach.
I could live without the weirdness of the NBC studio camera being pointed at an in-studio bank of eight monitors showing one image from Dungy’s telestrator. Why am I watching a tv in my front room showing a camera shot of a set of tvs in their studio showing video from the telestrator? Why am I not, instead, watching a TV in my front room showing video of the telestrator? It helps my understanding to have my view of the playing field broken into eight boxes? I blame Wolf Blitzer’s Situation Room for this.
September 20th, 2009 at 7:51 pm
Tiny Darren’s thighs might just be wider than he is tall. How does he shop for pants?
September 20th, 2009 at 7:52 pm
That Bellicheat fellow is much more talkative with suburban housefraus with daddy issues than he is after a loss.
Is Tiki Barber not active for this evening’s telecast?
September 20th, 2009 at 7:53 pm
Those cupcakes looked delicious.
September 20th, 2009 at 7:53 pm
@YinzJumboReddUpN’at?: Yeah. Where he showed Brady’s blitz protection call to KFaulk and how he moved off his line and therefore fouled up his throw to Galloway were better than anything I’ve gotten from any gameday show ever.
September 20th, 2009 at 7:54 pm
@redright88: You’re looking for Kissing Stephen Hawking.
September 20th, 2009 at 7:58 pm
HUNNERT ELEBM THOUASN COWBO-AY FANS
September 20th, 2009 at 7:59 pm
I’m always looking to start kissing Steven Hawking.
HAWT.
September 20th, 2009 at 7:59 pm
Poor bastards 60,000 – 111,000 may as well have just stayed at home instead of going to Dallas to watch a TV from 200 feet away.
September 20th, 2009 at 8:00 pm
YEE-HAWW!!! I’M FUCKIN’ CRAZY WITH MY LOW-ASS PRICES FOR SEATS!! GIT YOR ASSES DOWN TO JERRAH’S TIXAS TITTIES AND FOOTBALL IMPORIUM!!!!
September 20th, 2009 at 8:01 pm
HOLLLLEEEE SHEEE-IT I AM CRAZY . . .
. . . for CNBC!
September 20th, 2009 at 8:01 pm
The Coliseum? Jerry fucking Jones are one stupit sumbitch!
September 20th, 2009 at 8:01 pm
“I think our players will preform up to the stadium’s level” What a prick
September 20th, 2009 at 8:02 pm
@YinzJumboReddUpN’at?: Well, go for it. It’s not like he can fight you off.
September 20th, 2009 at 8:02 pm
Madden: There comes a point when the flab on your face gets too heavy, and a job that involves a lot of talking becomes damn near impossible.
September 20th, 2009 at 8:03 pm
Most cadaverous biped in HD-Madden, Jerry Jones, or a hairy animal residing on top of Bob Costas’ skull?
September 20th, 2009 at 8:05 pm
I was shocked that the Bears defense was so stout against Pit. Yes, they allowed quite a few yards on the ground despite coming into this year with a pretty good run defense (though losing Urlacher hurts that run defense), but they limited Ben to a meh 5.8 yrds per attempt.
At the very least, it was impressive the Bears kept it close.
Say what you want about Reed going all shankapotomus and the Bears certainly had some big strokes of luck, but they found a way to beat a better team.
September 20th, 2009 at 8:05 pm
The real story here is how Tiki Backstabber talks like he has a mouthful of marbles.
September 20th, 2009 at 8:08 pm
As nice a man as Dungy is, if he just once said “He SUCKS BALLS!” it would be a ratings bonanza.
Tiki gets a starring role mopping up at Soldier Field. Back to Palookaville for you!
September 20th, 2009 at 8:09 pm
@ocho cinco fan club- Madden: There comes a point when the desire for turducken outweighs your desire for calling football games. Who can resist a turk stuffed in a duck stuffed in a chicken?
/fixed
September 20th, 2009 at 8:11 pm
A Turk in a duck? I much prefer a fine Serb.
September 20th, 2009 at 8:13 pm
Anyone have a razor blade? I’m new at this. Is it across the wrist or up the arm?
September 20th, 2009 at 8:14 pm
Remember kids, it’s down the rails, not across the street!
September 20th, 2009 at 8:15 pm
Its week two and it still baffles me how I broke 110 points twice in fantasy with 3 Jets on my team in a 16 team shallow on talent league. And Beef Moe Marshawn isn’t even back from suspension yet.
/Seahawks’ shitty defense vs. Gore may be part of the reason.
//Still has shitty receivers. Fuck your knee Anthony Gonzalez.
September 20th, 2009 at 8:15 pm
I, too, enjoy the analysis from the Dunge. Too bad the douchiness of Harrison/Olbermann is tarnishing it.
/too liberal even for me
September 20th, 2009 at 8:16 pm
Wow, did Rodney Harrison just call Rex Ryan arrogant? I mean, really, Rodney?!?!?
September 20th, 2009 at 8:19 pm
Old NFL broadcasters with video game franchises don’t fade away; they eat themselves to death.
September 20th, 2009 at 8:19 pm
AHAHA! cut player in a slow mo commercial fail.
September 20th, 2009 at 8:19 pm
“Wow, did Rodney Harrison just call Rex Ryan arrogant? I mean, really, Rodney?!?!?”
————-
Yeah that’s bad. Pot meet Kettle.
September 20th, 2009 at 8:20 pm
YEEHAW IT’S THE EIFTH WUNDER OF THE WURLD OF TIXAS!!! PERFECT FOR MY BOY RO-MO! YEEHAW I AM FUCKING CRAZY!
/Go Cowboys
September 20th, 2009 at 8:20 pm
Did they seriously put the new stadium on the same level as architectural masterpieces like the Taj Mahal?
Dear Lord.
September 20th, 2009 at 8:20 pm
Yo dawg! We heard you like TV, so we put a TV in your TV so you could watch the game while you watch the game!
September 20th, 2009 at 8:20 pm
What was it that Ozimandias said?
September 20th, 2009 at 8:21 pm
what? we’ve just got this thread?
Yes, they just said the Cowboys Stadium is the Roman Coliseum of the 21st Century. Yes they did. With very noble, epic sounding John Williams music in the background.
September 20th, 2009 at 8:22 pm
YEEEE-HAWWW! LOOK UPON MY WORKS, YE COCKWALLETS, AND DEEEE-SPAIR!
September 20th, 2009 at 8:23 pm
If this is the Roman Coliseum of the 21st century, then throw in some live lions and give us a mauling!
September 20th, 2009 at 8:23 pm
Godammit, the Mothership will not make a Connection with the fucking Cowboys.
September 20th, 2009 at 8:24 pm
@ Man Bear Pig:
I believe you forgot
/fires pistols in the air.
September 20th, 2009 at 8:25 pm
@Gino:
What Philip A. S. Franklin said in April 1912 is more applicable.
September 20th, 2009 at 8:26 pm
Faith Hill? I guess Jess Simson was off eating a side of beef somewhere.
September 20th, 2009 at 8:26 pm
Faith Hill…I would hit that so hard, whoever could pull me out would be named King of England.
September 20th, 2009 at 8:26 pm
Q: Why is there a hole in the roof of Cowboys Stadium?
A: So the architectural integrity of the stadium is unaffected by Jerry Jones’ pistol fire.
(happy?)
September 20th, 2009 at 8:27 pm
Does the person who writes the lyrics for these Faith Hill openings have no shame? Do you think he drinks himself to sleep every Sunday night, or that he revels in what he’s produced?
September 20th, 2009 at 8:27 pm
Seriously. DIAF Tixas. You are not that important.
September 20th, 2009 at 8:30 pm
It’s disrupting Eli’s milk & cookies time too
September 20th, 2009 at 8:30 pm
if we put live Lions in the stadium, i dont think there would be much mauling. just a lot of shitty play calling.
September 20th, 2009 at 8:31 pm
Mission Accomplished. The coin got flipped.
September 20th, 2009 at 8:31 pm
HOLY SHIT! THE FIELD LOOKS JUST LIKE THE OLD TIXAS STADIUM!
September 20th, 2009 at 8:33 pm
Did Laura Bush get drafted in the KSK Kommenter Sex Tape Draft?
September 20th, 2009 at 8:33 pm
Is this stadium the pinnacle of Jerry Jones’ descent into madness, or merely its latest step?
September 20th, 2009 at 8:36 pm
“get that crowd into it! yeah, that’s right” – SMACK! – “oops, sorry”
September 20th, 2009 at 8:36 pm
I hope Dallas loses by 40 and Jessica Simpson shows up and flashes her titties.
September 20th, 2009 at 8:37 pm
Jacobs and Whitten plz.
September 20th, 2009 at 8:38 pm
Wow, has it really been a year since the Tampa Bay game? Seems like only a week ago… how the time flies…
September 20th, 2009 at 8:38 pm
Now that’s a cupcake recipe I can…
/sunglasses on
…get behind.
YEEEAAAAHHHHHH!!!
September 20th, 2009 at 8:39 pm
Wade looks like he’s unsure where he left his cupcakes.
September 20th, 2009 at 8:41 pm
The Giants joining the Pats and the Chargers in Red Zone crapulence.
September 20th, 2009 at 8:42 pm
I’ll gladly give up the Night Court reruns as soon as someone presents me with a Rack that is equal or superior to Markie Post’s.
September 20th, 2009 at 9:01 pm
Hey, I liked the log in page. I was THIS CLOSE to guessing the password. I tried purplejesus4eva, hineswald86, donkeypornlvr, semperfi, and whoisflubby.
September 20th, 2009 at 9:04 pm
my boy Romo is a star! he gives up the first taint in the new stadium!
September 20th, 2009 at 9:05 pm
That throw was the most offensive thing I have ever seen.
September 20th, 2009 at 9:06 pm
How do you play “Start Me Up” after you throw an interception?
September 20th, 2009 at 9:06 pm
It is a rare a beautiful thing when you get to see a millionaire pick his nose on national television. If Double J had eaten the booger I might have died of happiness.
September 20th, 2009 at 9:07 pm
@Sloth
I tried those too… but was about to try rigginsFTW and joegibbsisgod
September 20th, 2009 at 9:07 pm
Did anyone get a screen grab of Double J digging for gold after the taint?
September 20th, 2009 at 9:08 pm
The password is New England Clam Chowder
September 20th, 2009 at 9:09 pm
If only they got Madden digging in W’s nose.
September 20th, 2009 at 9:11 pm
@Farthammer Is that the red or the white?
September 20th, 2009 at 9:15 pm
Damn it, I always forget this one. Uh…white!
September 20th, 2009 at 9:17 pm
Can we have the river wash it out now please?
September 20th, 2009 at 9:21 pm
Major facemask?
September 20th, 2009 at 9:23 pm
Did Collinsworth just throw out a “Ruh-roh!”
September 20th, 2009 at 9:28 pm
Collinsworth + soul patch = Shaggy
September 20th, 2009 at 9:29 pm
@ Math
Indeed he did.
Er…
Rindeed, re rid.
September 20th, 2009 at 9:34 pm
@Farthammer
/door opens
September 20th, 2009 at 9:38 pm
Oh D.A. McCoy, I’d let you sell me anything.
September 20th, 2009 at 9:41 pm
Jerry Jones’ wife, the woman who inspired this monstrosity of a stadium with an ill-timed joke about Lil’ Jerry…
September 20th, 2009 at 9:41 pm
Sweet Tixas titty, I wouldn’t mind giving Jerry Jones’ daughter Charlotte the Susan Skaggs treatment. She’s cougarrific. PURRRRR-OWWW
September 20th, 2009 at 9:43 pm
“that horse (Brandon Jacobs) has been just a pony to this point”
September 20th, 2009 at 9:44 pm
Just thought that myself, diesel. My wife looked at me in disgust. But fuck her, right?
September 20th, 2009 at 9:46 pm
your wife reads minds Farthammer? wow, sucks to be your sex fantasy life.
September 20th, 2009 at 9:46 pm
Agreed, Farthammer. Charlotte’s got ‘tie me up to the bedpost and do as you please’ written all over her
September 20th, 2009 at 9:50 pm
Coughlin will make Flozell make his bed 1000 times while PK watches….
September 20th, 2009 at 9:53 pm
ahahahahahaha – funny, whether it’s a TD or not
September 20th, 2009 at 9:54 pm
Oh Wade Wade Wade. There’s a bucket of sadness with a failure pile in it for halftime, isn’t there.
September 20th, 2009 at 9:55 pm
heelerception!
September 20th, 2009 at 9:57 pm
I need Bradshaw to cherry pick a td here.
September 20th, 2009 at 9:59 pm
best TD of the day – this game is pretty awesome actually
September 20th, 2009 at 10:00 pm
Just awesome. Jerry is going to tear Wade a new one at the half.
September 20th, 2009 at 10:02 pm
they don’t want to overdo it on their lavish praise for the stadium – i’ts not breathtaking, it’s just … breathtaking
September 20th, 2009 at 10:03 pm
“We don’t want to overdo it, but it really is awesome.”
WE KNOW. God, enough new stadium fellatio already. That’s the kind of quality broadcasting I expect from the fourth place network.
September 20th, 2009 at 10:05 pm
My greatest fear in life: the Double J’s squad wins it all this year and repeats IN THE DOUBLE J-MAHAL next year.
YEEEEEE-HAW!!!
September 20th, 2009 at 10:06 pm
Happy to see Michael Irvin attempting to buy hookers on the sideline there.
September 20th, 2009 at 10:06 pm
Dick Ebersol warned Al to stop giving the stadium a reach around. Suggestion noted.
September 20th, 2009 at 10:08 pm
I’d love it if NBC could somehow get Rodney Harrison to call the Jets/Pats highlights.
September 20th, 2009 at 10:14 pm
The second most exciting part of this game is watching to see if a kick will hit the jumbotron. I’m still waiting for the first exciting thing.
September 20th, 2009 at 10:16 pm
I like the fact that Irvin had his hand up the ass of some Cowboy cheerleader. That made me chuckle.
September 20th, 2009 at 10:21 pm
……And yet more stadium fellatio on the bump back to the second half. Way to not overdo it Al.
September 20th, 2009 at 10:23 pm
Oh, Michael Irvin, you and your shenanigans make me smile.
September 20th, 2009 at 10:28 pm
God, please let the Cowboys lose the stadium opener, and give all those losers who shelled all that money out for those seat what they deserve?
Please? I don’t ask for much (well, anything really. Help me out, big guy!)
September 20th, 2009 at 10:29 pm
E-Cry Face! Yaaaaaaaaayyyyyyyyyyyy!
September 20th, 2009 at 10:30 pm
The crowd made Tynes miss that FG.
September 20th, 2009 at 10:30 pm
you scottish fuck
September 20th, 2009 at 10:30 pm
When did pouting become acceptable in football?
September 20th, 2009 at 10:30 pm
@Paul-God:
Fuck you and everyone you’ve ever known, loved or cared for.
/spite-full Cowboys fan
September 20th, 2009 at 10:31 pm
@arbman Fucking funny!
September 20th, 2009 at 10:32 pm
@ Man Bear Pig
Fuck you for being a Cowgirls fan.
September 20th, 2009 at 10:33 pm
@Paul-God: Meh.
(I’m lazy and not witty).
September 20th, 2009 at 10:33 pm
I am so very confused by the Levi’s ads. Should I, like, storm the barricades now? Or go to the beach or something? Sing “God Bless America” in the nude? TELL ME WHAT TO DO, MYSTERY PREACHER ADVERTISING MAN!
September 20th, 2009 at 10:34 pm
JACKSONVILLE proved it? They’re a couple seasons away from losing their team. Nice call, Al.
September 20th, 2009 at 10:34 pm
MY STADIUM IS A GODDAMN TIXAS SIZED STAR!!! YEEHAW I AM FUCKING CRAZY!!
September 20th, 2009 at 10:34 pm
The attendance graphic was funny just to hear Al say “well people say Los Angeles won’t support football but blah blah blah,” all while talking about a game from 52 years ago.
September 20th, 2009 at 10:40 pm
JAY LENO SHOW
September 20th, 2009 at 10:41 pm
the look on Wade’s face was priceless
September 20th, 2009 at 10:43 pm
Wade looked so upset over that call, you would have thought someone raided his stash of deep fried Twinkies.
September 20th, 2009 at 10:54 pm
The goddamn superstar scored. Hot newswomen around DFW came.
September 20th, 2009 at 11:03 pm
Tony Delhomo!
September 20th, 2009 at 11:04 pm
Must… murder… babies…
September 20th, 2009 at 11:09 pm
MANNINGHAM! SMITH! Good God, we have wide receivers!!!!
/Giants fan
//needs to change pants
September 20th, 2009 at 11:09 pm
The E-Trade baby commercials need to be stopped. Now. They have never been funny and never will be.
September 20th, 2009 at 11:11 pm
Chris Collinsworth REALLY likes those dancers. Proof that he’s not gay.
September 20th, 2009 at 11:14 pm
“That’s the tiniest hole Romo has seen all night.”
I’m sure he’ll see a smaller one later tonight…
September 20th, 2009 at 11:21 pm
@miami: as a Giants fan, and because of literally no depth at WR, i went all homer and picked up manningham this past weekend, only to hold out hope and start Hixon. Fuck this! Next week i’m gonna start Manningham, and Hixon will get throw to every goddamn down. To be honest, its only a difference between winning big and winning bigger right now, but I can smell the fucked-overness happening in a week I really need it.
/I blame Plax.
//I still miss Plax.
September 20th, 2009 at 11:24 pm
@ocho: on its face, a sound theory, but you’re forgetting one important fact – Hixon sucks as a WR. Can the Giants coaching staff fuck this up? It’s clear right now G-Men have to roll with Smith and Manningham 1-2. Keep Hixon as a return man where’s he’s best used, and because Sinorice Moss sucks dick at football and needs to be put out to pasture rather than wasting a roster spot. Seriously, I prefer taking touchbacks on kick-offs because it’s better field position than Moss would get for the Giants
September 20th, 2009 at 11:24 pm
Speaking of dumb commercials-does anyone want run out to Subway and be saturated with soda by imbeciles ?
September 20th, 2009 at 11:25 pm
And I also still blame (and kinda miss) Plax
September 20th, 2009 at 11:25 pm
My God, that is a vast wasteland of parking lots. It’s like they paved New Hampshire.
September 20th, 2009 at 11:26 pm
Is Miller trying to serve me beer in a fucking Gatorade bottle now?
September 20th, 2009 at 11:28 pm
@Bugg
I would be fucking pissed off if that happened to me. But then I’d just sulksulksulk my way out of there.
September 20th, 2009 at 11:29 pm
Now Eli, this is why you need to score FUCKING TOUCHDOWNS! I don’t want our fate lying on the shoulders of such a luminary as Lawrence GODDAMN Tynes!
September 20th, 2009 at 11:30 pm
FUCK. This is why sucking ass in the red zone comes back to bite the Giants in the, err uhh, ass
September 20th, 2009 at 11:32 pm
Cowboys defense… the fate of many, many thus so far unchoked babies rests in your hands.
September 20th, 2009 at 11:35 pm
Worst holding call ever? Or worstest?
September 20th, 2009 at 11:37 pm
@Farthammer Perhaps almost as bad as the phantom Terence Newman PI call…
September 20th, 2009 at 11:39 pm
yes man bear pig, because directly cutting off a receiver’s route is not PI.
September 20th, 2009 at 11:42 pm
I am satisfied that we agree. Good to see ticky-tack BS PI calls are not tolerated by NFL fans of any affiliation.
September 20th, 2009 at 11:43 pm
I am in full on Manning to Manningham man-crush mode.
/3x fast.
September 20th, 2009 at 11:45 pm
I hate Tynes with all the blood in my veins. Make this or I find out where you live.
September 20th, 2009 at 11:46 pm
Must………. kill……… babies…….
September 20th, 2009 at 11:46 pm
God damn it, are you kidding me with this timeout right before the snap bullshit?
September 20th, 2009 at 11:47 pm
Must… continue… to… kill… babies….
September 20th, 2009 at 11:47 pm
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
September 20th, 2009 at 11:47 pm
“Mr. Jones, would you like us to release the lions?”
September 20th, 2009 at 11:47 pm
@mbp: get those babies ready…
September 20th, 2009 at 11:48 pm
Ummm…I mean, both team’s defenses could use some work. Also, nice stadium, Mr. Jones.
September 20th, 2009 at 11:48 pm
God, I loved how Wade started running on the field and yelling as the guy kicked it the second time. What a fucktard.
September 20th, 2009 at 11:48 pm
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!
AND Wade jumped up to celebrate it!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!
I think we’ll see Double-J way-lay into Wade this week…and without Marion the Barbarian to protect him, what will Wade do to protect his stash of deep fried sugar bombs?
September 20th, 2009 at 11:49 pm
YEEHAW I AM FUCKING DEPRESSED
September 20th, 2009 at 11:49 pm
Jerrah Jones, you mad?
September 20th, 2009 at 11:50 pm
This totally ruined Jerry Jones’ Rosh Hashanah.
September 20th, 2009 at 11:50 pm
Oh, they’re ready. [Mr. Burns laugh]
September 20th, 2009 at 11:50 pm
Why Giants? Why does every single Cowboys game have to end in some grand dramatic fashion that sends me on a trip to the cardiologist?
September 20th, 2009 at 11:52 pm
@Ocho Cinco Fan Club
Seriously, every game between these two practically gives me diabetes. I think my life flashed before my eyes on that tipped pass, thank goodness Steve Smith caught that.
September 20th, 2009 at 11:52 pm
Costas: “What does it feel like to silence 100,000 plus? Ask Eli Manning and Lawrence Tynes.”
YEE-HAW THE COWBOYS ARE MEDIOCRE AGAIN!!!
@Leigh: not to nitpick with a huge division win, but I will point out that the Giants have a bunch of injuries in the secondary and along the defensive line (plus Tuck went down during the game), so that defense is better than it looked
September 20th, 2009 at 11:52 pm
Andrea Kremer: What was your plan for the fourth quarter?
Eli: I WANT MY JUICE BOX SO LET’S END THE GAME ALREADY.
September 20th, 2009 at 11:56 pm
HOW ‘BOUT DEM COWBOYS!?
September 20th, 2009 at 11:57 pm
Romo screws the pooch, the cat and the coffee machine again in a divisional game. YEEEHHHHHAAAAWWWW!
Hd no idea Eli had married Clemens’ road beef.
September 20th, 2009 at 11:59 pm
Giants destroy dreams, Jerry.
September 21st, 2009 at 12:08 am
The good news is I picked up Mario off of the free agent market for my fantasy team. I look like a damn genius right now.
September 21st, 2009 at 12:13 am
better news is I started Mario Manningham today
how do you like me now?
September 21st, 2009 at 12:33 am
I may be a cowboys fan, but I want nothing more than to bludgeon DelRomo with Tynes’ leg. How do you blow a game like that? After the second pick I thought I accidentally started cheering for the Bengals.
September 21st, 2009 at 12:42 am
Also, W and John Madden were both at the new stadium at the same time. Now we have to tear it down and get a new one.
September 21st, 2009 at 12:57 am
“Woo-hoo! Top bunk all week!!!” -Eli
September 21st, 2009 at 1:17 am
The only thing that could have made this weekend more enjoyable as a Bears fan is for the land barron to have been jacked in the face.
September 21st, 2009 at 4:56 am
MMM Cupcakes!
Vikings win + Packers loss + NE loss + 87 beers in the fridge = Me passing out at kickoff time of Cowboys/Giants game.
Good thing I’m on vacation. Vegas baby!
Hey we’re all gonna get laid!
September 21st, 2009 at 5:13 am
Hey, Maj? Have you ever tried White Widow? Spicy with some citrus undertones followed quickly by a hammer meeting the underside of your brainpan. 5 leaves!
/high
Fantastic week 2
September 21st, 2009 at 5:17 am
Still alive in the suicide pool. Sweated bullets taking the Skins.
September 21st, 2009 at 10:39 am
Quite an interesting morning you’re having, yeah, right?
September 21st, 2009 at 12:22 pm
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK!
September 22nd, 2009 at 12:20 am
Fuck me. What happened last night?