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	<title>Comments on: &#8216;My Teenage Stepdaughter Is Masturbating to Me&#8217;: the KSK Sex/Fantasy Football Mailbag</title>
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		<title>By: Achowat</title>
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		<dc:creator>Achowat</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 26 Aug 2011 14:14:03 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Rugby-buddy (sorry this is so late, just found KSK a few weeks ago):
Maybe you should focus on your own confusion on what the shirt is called (you said Jersey, Sweater, and Jumper) before worrying about your fine step-daughter&#039;s sexual confusions</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Rugby-buddy (sorry this is so late, just found KSK a few weeks ago):<br />
Maybe you should focus on your own confusion on what the shirt is called (you said Jersey, Sweater, and Jumper) before worrying about your fine step-daughter&#8217;s sexual confusions</p>
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		<title>By: dave</title>
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		<dc:creator>dave</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 31 Dec 2010 13:46:57 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Dude by all means next time just walk in ask if she help!  Hell my niece and cousin use to masturbate to my clothes all the time . Trust me when I caught them I was naked quick!!  Best sex I ever had was with my niece!  Unforgettable!!!</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Dude by all means next time just walk in ask if she help!  Hell my niece and cousin use to masturbate to my clothes all the time . Trust me when I caught them I was naked quick!!  Best sex I ever had was with my niece!  Unforgettable!!!</p>
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		<title>By: HOTTY</title>
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		<dc:creator>HOTTY</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 11 May 2010 15:03:49 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>That no joke is the hottest girl ever. I would do pretty much anything for her lol.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>That no joke is the hottest girl ever. I would do pretty much anything for her lol.</p>
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		<title>By: Acigarman1</title>
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		<dc:creator>Acigarman1</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 24 Sep 2009 20:14:12 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>STEPDAD - From another stepdad. Ask yourself one question. Is there any benefit to telling anyone (other than a counselor) what you saw? The obvious answer is NO! Telling your wife will make for a strange situation. Picture this, &quot;Honey, I caught Lisa masturbating with my rugby jersey on. I&#039;m not sure what it means if anything but it creeped me out a bit&quot;. If she does not flip out it will still make for a strange situation. God forbid Mom feels the need to talk to the daughter. OH JEEZ that&#039;ll go over well!
@ HOTHOTPOT I disagree with you whole heatedly. Like I said what good would come from him telling anyone ever!</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>STEPDAD &#8211; From another stepdad. Ask yourself one question. Is there any benefit to telling anyone (other than a counselor) what you saw? The obvious answer is NO! Telling your wife will make for a strange situation. Picture this, &#8220;Honey, I caught Lisa masturbating with my rugby jersey on. I&#8217;m not sure what it means if anything but it creeped me out a bit&#8221;. If she does not flip out it will still make for a strange situation. God forbid Mom feels the need to talk to the daughter. OH JEEZ that&#8217;ll go over well!<br />
@ HOTHOTPOT I disagree with you whole heatedly. Like I said what good would come from him telling anyone ever!</p>
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		<title>By: 50andstillfly</title>
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		<dc:creator>50andstillfly</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 21 Sep 2009 20:31:32 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>I garon - effing - T that the reason he married her was NOT so that he could tell her that he saw her daughter pleasurig herself.  I also lay strong odds on the wife not accepting his explanation as to how he came to observe said circumstances.  Dude, do not tell your wife.  Or anyone.  Ever.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I garon &#8211; effing &#8211; T that the reason he married her was NOT so that he could tell her that he saw her daughter pleasurig herself.  I also lay strong odds on the wife not accepting his explanation as to how he came to observe said circumstances.  Dude, do not tell your wife.  Or anyone.  Ever.</p>
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		<title>By: hothotpot</title>
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		<dc:creator>hothotpot</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 21 Sep 2009 19:05:32 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>RE: Bobman

&quot;Seriously, for all the people telling the step-dad to talk to his wife about it, because they “dont’ see how she could be upset”…. Have you met women? Ever? Are you aware of their imperviousness to logic and reason? There is no way that ends well for anyone. Keep it to yourself and hope it was nothing, and try your damnedest to forget it.&quot;

As a matter of fact, I AM a woman. And I have met quite a few more. And all I know is if I was the wife in this situation, I would appreciate my husband telling me. I&#039;m not even suggesting that there&#039;s anything they need to do about it. It just seems to me that it was bothering step-dad enough that he wanted to talk about it here and get some advice, so it seems logical to me that he should be able to tell his wife without her flipping her lid. 

Oh, and by the by, I just LOVE when men complain that women are impervious to logic and reason. It shows such a total and deep understanding of the way the female mind works and completely makes me (and others) believe that you truly know what you&#039;re talking about in any situation, especially those relating to women.

One last thing - Step-dad, seriously try talking to your wife instead of a bunch of moronic internet strangers. After all, there has to be a reason you married her in the first place, right?</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>RE: Bobman</p>
<p>&#8220;Seriously, for all the people telling the step-dad to talk to his wife about it, because they “dont’ see how she could be upset”…. Have you met women? Ever? Are you aware of their imperviousness to logic and reason? There is no way that ends well for anyone. Keep it to yourself and hope it was nothing, and try your damnedest to forget it.&#8221;</p>
<p>As a matter of fact, I AM a woman. And I have met quite a few more. And all I know is if I was the wife in this situation, I would appreciate my husband telling me. I&#8217;m not even suggesting that there&#8217;s anything they need to do about it. It just seems to me that it was bothering step-dad enough that he wanted to talk about it here and get some advice, so it seems logical to me that he should be able to tell his wife without her flipping her lid. </p>
<p>Oh, and by the by, I just LOVE when men complain that women are impervious to logic and reason. It shows such a total and deep understanding of the way the female mind works and completely makes me (and others) believe that you truly know what you&#8217;re talking about in any situation, especially those relating to women.</p>
<p>One last thing &#8211; Step-dad, seriously try talking to your wife instead of a bunch of moronic internet strangers. After all, there has to be a reason you married her in the first place, right?</p>
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		<title>By: Michael</title>
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		<dc:creator>Michael</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sun, 20 Sep 2009 19:00:48 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Everyone here that wrote in saying that stepdad should not tell the wife is insanity personified. The real clue here came from the one comment that suggested that women are immune to logic and reason. Imagine this senario with the wife.

Stepdad&#039;s wife goes around the house and collects all kinds of laundry around the house. She picks up the rugby shirt and takes a good look at it, gives it the perfunctory &quot;does it definitely need washed&quot; sniff, but instead of it smelling like man-sweat it smells like sex and va-gine. She will then realize that she did not wear this nor he during any recent lovemaking - therefore wrongfully assume that Stepdad is having an affair. 

So.... I strongly suggest to Stepdad that he must go to the wife in a preemptive strike so that she doesn&#039;t assume the worst.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Everyone here that wrote in saying that stepdad should not tell the wife is insanity personified. The real clue here came from the one comment that suggested that women are immune to logic and reason. Imagine this senario with the wife.</p>
<p>Stepdad&#8217;s wife goes around the house and collects all kinds of laundry around the house. She picks up the rugby shirt and takes a good look at it, gives it the perfunctory &#8220;does it definitely need washed&#8221; sniff, but instead of it smelling like man-sweat it smells like sex and va-gine. She will then realize that she did not wear this nor he during any recent lovemaking &#8211; therefore wrongfully assume that Stepdad is having an affair. </p>
<p>So&#8230;. I strongly suggest to Stepdad that he must go to the wife in a preemptive strike so that she doesn&#8217;t assume the worst.</p>
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		<title>By: bulldog24</title>
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		<dc:creator>bulldog24</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sat, 19 Sep 2009 16:52:54 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Why would you even consider telling your wife or &quot;announce&quot; that your giving your jersey to goodwill?  That would just decrease the chances of you catching her again.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Why would you even consider telling your wife or &#8220;announce&#8221; that your giving your jersey to goodwill?  That would just decrease the chances of you catching her again.</p>
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		<title>By: yeah, right?</title>
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		<dc:creator>yeah, right?</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sat, 19 Sep 2009 06:27:27 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>For those of you who have never read the words of &quot;Big Black Richard&quot;, Heed the words. Heed them very well.
BBR is dropping wisdom. Wisdom, I say.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>For those of you who have never read the words of &#8220;Big Black Richard&#8221;, Heed the words. Heed them very well.<br />
BBR is dropping wisdom. Wisdom, I say.</p>
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		<title>By: Ismael</title>
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		<dc:creator>Ismael</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 18 Sep 2009 22:22:40 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>RE: Blowjobs,

I gotta say that i love a good BJ, i mean really, really love it but I too, cannot bust my load on pure mouth to penis stimulation. Nope I need a sloppy spitting and shoe shine (if you know what I mean) to launch my ballistic pearl attack. So I wouldn&#039;t worry about it. As for your masturbating to much with the computer, I would try to slow down, lest you end up sneaking the computer into the room with you as you have sex and then sneak glances at it to help you finish. Or writing Ctrl-Alt-Delete on your woman&#039;s ass as bang her.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>RE: Blowjobs,</p>
<p>I gotta say that i love a good BJ, i mean really, really love it but I too, cannot bust my load on pure mouth to penis stimulation. Nope I need a sloppy spitting and shoe shine (if you know what I mean) to launch my ballistic pearl attack. So I wouldn&#8217;t worry about it. As for your masturbating to much with the computer, I would try to slow down, lest you end up sneaking the computer into the room with you as you have sex and then sneak glances at it to help you finish. Or writing Ctrl-Alt-Delete on your woman&#8217;s ass as bang her.</p>
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