Comments on: Matt Schaub adopts Undertaker gimmick in hopes of revitalizing struggling career…

By: Mike D

Mike D — Wed, 02 Sep 2009 15:44:31 +0000

I would pay some serious money to have SEX CANNON dress up as Pall Bearer…

Gunner — Tue, 01 Sep 2009 22:11:56 +0000

And by Summerslam I mean Wrestlemania, obv

Gunner — Tue, 01 Sep 2009 22:11:31 +0000

Schaub will never lose a game at Summerslam.

/calls bookie

Frank GORE! GORE! GORE! — Tue, 01 Sep 2009 20:57:00 +0000

It’d only work if Schaub attempted to choke-slam the referee on a bad call.

JayBear — Tue, 01 Sep 2009 20:24:20 +0000

DaydreamBillever, you’ve just about killed me with that post. I’m in a 2-qb league, my team starts Schaub and Hasselbeck.

Sham — Tue, 01 Sep 2009 20:09:10 +0000

Schaub is petitioning the league so he can wear his purple tie during games.

El Duke — Tue, 01 Sep 2009 19:53:14 +0000

Joke’s on him, he’d totally get over with the Eugene gimmick.

Punch Rockgroin — Tue, 01 Sep 2009 19:26:29 +0000

Sweet. Down goes my first string FF QB. My backup is Garrard.

Purple Jesus better have like 6 TD’s a game.

Gross Rexman — Tue, 01 Sep 2009 19:18:06 +0000

¡Viva el cumslinger!

Oh wait, he’s hurt too?

/not Mexican

Mayo — Tue, 01 Sep 2009 19:11:04 +0000

Slow Tuesday eh?

/not kannidian