Matt Schaub adopts Undertaker gimmick in hopes of revitalizing struggling career…

…so far it’s not working.

 

[ Shaub image via F Juice ]

Tags: bad MS Paint, No one cares about the Texans, quick hits

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18 Responses to “Matt Schaub adopts Undertaker gimmick in hopes of revitalizing struggling career…”

1. Upstate Underdog Says:
   September 1st, 2009 at 1:38 pm

   Is that Matt Schaub’s music?

2. Slideshow Bob Says:
   September 1st, 2009 at 1:56 pm

   whatever it takes to work, MR. Glass is my FF QB.

3. porky1 Says:
   September 1st, 2009 at 2:02 pm

   Any word on when Gary Kubiak starts carrying an urn?

4. Frank GORE! GORE! GORE! Says:
   September 1st, 2009 at 2:09 pm

   Rest…
   in…
   PEEEEEAAAACE…

5. Old Gregg Says:
   September 1st, 2009 at 2:17 pm

   I AM AMERICAN BADASS

6. DaydreamBilliever Says:
   September 1st, 2009 at 2:33 pm

   @ slideshow bob, ouch, you couldn’t have picked up someone else to start like hasslebeck?

7. Reggie Bush's Pimp Says:
   September 1st, 2009 at 2:35 pm

   Is that…is that DAN ORLOVSKY’S MUSIC?!

   OH NOT! NOT THAT SUMMBITCH!!!

   /love JR.

8. G.G. Says:
   September 1st, 2009 at 2:44 pm

   John Madden’s been adopting the role of the Gobbledegooker for years.

9. Mayo Says:
   September 1st, 2009 at 3:11 pm

   Slow Tuesday eh?

   /not kannidian

10. Gross Rexman Says:
    September 1st, 2009 at 3:18 pm

    ¡Viva el cumslinger!

    Oh wait, he’s hurt too?

    /not Mexican

11. Punch Rockgroin Says:
    September 1st, 2009 at 3:26 pm

    Sweet. Down goes my first string FF QB. My backup is Garrard.

    Purple Jesus better have like 6 TD’s a game.

12. El Duke Says:
    September 1st, 2009 at 3:53 pm

    Joke’s on him, he’d totally get over with the Eugene gimmick.

13. Sham Says:
    September 1st, 2009 at 4:09 pm

    Schaub is petitioning the league so he can wear his purple tie during games.

14. JayBear Says:
    September 1st, 2009 at 4:24 pm

    DaydreamBillever, you’ve just about killed me with that post. I’m in a 2-qb league, my team starts Schaub and Hasselbeck.

15. Frank GORE! GORE! GORE! Says:
    September 1st, 2009 at 4:57 pm

    It’d only work if Schaub attempted to choke-slam the referee on a bad call.

16. Gunner Says:
    September 1st, 2009 at 6:11 pm

    Schaub will never lose a game at Summerslam.

    /calls bookie

17. Gunner Says:
    September 1st, 2009 at 6:11 pm

    And by Summerslam I mean Wrestlemania, obv

18. Mike D Says:
    September 2nd, 2009 at 11:44 am

    I would pay some serious money to have SEX CANNON dress up as Pall Bearer…

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