
Fear not. We’ll have the MMQB breakdown for you tomorrow. It’s Labor Day today, so piss off.
Thanks to Max for the pic.

Fear not. We’ll have the MMQB breakdown for you tomorrow. It’s Labor Day today, so piss off.
Thanks to Max for the pic.
There are 40 comments about:
Prefer the brownshirt to the pink sock. Who’s with me?
Brownshirting? That’s what Osi does with his dates, right?
How in the fuck did this comment section turn into politics? Fuck and off. Except for the guy who asked how we all feel about abortions, that was fucking funny.
What was the last thing Christa Mc Cauliff (sp?)said to her husband??
You feed the dog, I’ll feed the fish.
@flip-flops
Apparently, proper grammar is “for girls” too. When you manage fuck up your own rant, you’re pretty much done.
Follow Deeznuts’ advice, take your finger off shift button and promptly choke on the nearest bag of dicks.
@Flip-flops
If this were a political blog, I’d have a nice cogent response for you. But since it’s a football joke blog, why don’t you see yourself to the nearest bag of dicks and choke on them?
If anybody is interested in a $55 buy-in NFL survivor league(prize pool is currently over $1800), post your email and I’ll send you some info.
$25 dollar nfl pickem is also available.
oops- I miss a “P” in my “STUID”.
I must be an IGNORANT, REDNECK, WHITE *STUPID, RACIST blah, blah, blah, blah
///putting on his clean, new brownshirt and jackboots for a night of “political re-education”. What fun!!
Obamafascists: taking EVERY oppurtunity to humiliate anyone who dares disagree with their new UberFurher Obammy Hussein Barracky
/anyone opposing Obama is a RACIST and a REDNECK and WHITE and STUID and…blah, blah, blah…..
//politics is for the foolish and the naive
I agree less PoFlaWa, more suicide pool. Will there be one? If not I’ll set one up over on espn.com. However, I have nothing to offer the winner.
So anyone interested?
‘Cause if it’s not I’m not sure I need to be reading about it when I’m looking for Otto Man’s hack-job, er…witticism, lifted from last Friday nights “What’s my Zinger?”.
Stole, made up, what’s the difference?
Where were all these people when I was forced to watch a teacher get scattered over the Atlantic Ocean when I was in high school? Coulda used some redneck intervention back then, tell you what.
You mean “Pardon My Zinger”, CooperlsSuper.
Now Otto’s going to feel as low as Madonna when she found out she missed Tailhook.
Is ‘brownshirting’ the thing that Brady Quinn did to to Jeff Samarzdja? ‘Cause if it’s not I’m not sure I need to be reading about it when I’m looking for Otto Man’s hack-job, er…witticism, lifted from last Friday nights “What’s my Zinger?”.
@Robinson
the only thing funnier than abortions?
botched abortions!
I’m guessing the title tomorrow will be : “God owes Peter King a summer”. How else can he respect the Sun?
I also like:
“The truth of the matter is … somebody is going to die here in the NFL. It’s going to happen.” – Carson Palmer, also known as the life of the party. Is that a threat?
WHAT DID I TELL YOU FAGS ABOUT THE FAG TALK??
Peter is telling us how full of shit he is…
I’m in favor of retroactive abortions. Here’s my top 3 football related candidates.
Peter King
Dan Snyder
Double J
@Robinson:
Abortions for some, tiny American flags for others
So how do you guys feel about abortion?
TR– Is it true that Hugo Chavez is your fantesy team’s longsnapper?
No, I use Ethan Albright like everyone else. And Hugo Chavez can get fucked as much as you can.
TR– Is it true that Hugo Chavez is your fantesy team’s longsnapper?
PoFlaWa?
What the original lesson plan did was exactly copy what George H.W. Bush did in 1991:
“Let me know how you’re doing. Write me a letter. I’m serious about this one. Write me a letter about ways you can help us achieve our goals.”
Oooh, scary. I’m sure you were up in arms about that, too.
You want indoctrinating children for a political cause? How about George W. Bush, October 2001, asking them to join the “Freedom Agenda” and donate their money to the White House:
” I want to make a special request to the children of America. I ask you to join in a special effort to help the children of Afghanistan. Their country has been through a great deal of war and suffering. Many children there are starving and are severely malnourished. One in three Afghan children is an orphan. Almost half suffer chronic malnutrition. And we can, and must, help them.
We’ve created a special relief effort that will be supervised by the Red Cross. We are asking every child in America to earn or give a dollar that will be used to provide food and medical help for the children of Afghanistan. You can send your dollar in an envelope, marked “America’s Fund for Afghan Children,” right here to the White House, 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue, Washington, D.C.
This is an opportunity to help others, while teaching our own children a valuable lesson about service and character. I hope school classes or Boys and Girl Scout troops, other youth organizations will participate in any way to raise the money to send to the children. Wash your car. Do a yard for a neighbor. And I hope the adults will help them, as well.”
It wasn’t the “stay in school work hard” part it was the accompanying lesson plan “brownshirting” the kids.
Asking schoolkids to write the president about their schools is “brownshirting” them? Go fuck yourself, moron.
Where the hell is the KSK Suicide League?
It wasn’t the “stay in school work hard” part it was the accompanying lesson plan “brownshirting” the kids.
Look at that picture. Is it just me, or is PK slowly turning into Jay Leno?
was it a lofty bowl of pasta?
I would love to see a MMQB wrapup written by double goddamn j
Let’s leave politics out of this website…fags
Jesus Christ. If you dropped one of our State Fair hogs face-first in a vat of pancake makeup and then poured crude oil on its head, it would look something like that.
Here’s the advance text of Obama’s speech to the school kids tomorrow.
The people who have gotten their panties in a bunch over this should have their right to vote taken away on the grounds that they’re officially brain dead.
Isn’t Peter King the ultimate “Peter King” joke?
I’m pseudo-stunned that Peter didn’t voice his objection to the redneck American parents who are refusing to let their children hear the great Barack Obama’s plea tomorrow.
If you’re afraid to have the President of the United States tell your kids “stay in school, work hard,” then yes, you’re a dumbass fucking redneck and even an utter retard like Peter King would be able to see that.
Also, your fake Twitter page sucks ass. I’ve seen furniture assembly instructions with a better sense of what’s funny. Stop spamming it here.
The fucks PK doing in that pic? “I’m quasi-sure Jerra’s video board needs to be this much higher.”
I’m pseudo-stunned that Peter didn’t voice his objection to the redneck American parents who are refusing to let their children hear the great Barack Obama’s plea tomorrow. But don’t worry – PK weighs in on the subject on his fake twitter page!!!
I look forward to hearing more about the “semi-capable” Mike Bell.
“A pleasant flying experience, AirTran” is a quasi-vintage PK line. Would make a good name for his new Friday column.
Happy Bernard Pollard day, everyone!