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September 22nd, 2009 at 2:34 pm
PLAX’S KID IS WATCHING YOU MASTURBATE
September 22nd, 2009 at 3:03 pm
Somebody tell Plax lawyers don’t charge by the pound?
September 22nd, 2009 at 3:08 pm
I once traded some Bronco to the Reid kids for some Rowdy. Lets just say they were none too pleased when they received this.
September 22nd, 2009 at 3:14 pm
It was nice of Andy Samberg to take his mom to a Viking’s game.
September 22nd, 2009 at 3:23 pm
“Don’t worry, Baby Plax. You’ll grow into my suits. Now wipe that alien look off your face!”
September 22nd, 2009 at 3:28 pm
at this point, the Browns couldn’t do worse than putting LeBron James as their new QB.
September 22nd, 2009 at 3:32 pm
[INCOPMREHENSIBLE EQUINE SOUNDS] Maybe? Inaudible means it can’t be heard. And the way those two asses bray inaudible is unpossible! Just sayin’.
/runs, no, gallops away
September 22nd, 2009 at 3:35 pm
Why does Plax think that it’s a good idea to dress your KID in a suit, and wear a sweatshirt yourself.
September 22nd, 2009 at 3:50 pm
Grimey, that last one may be your finest yet.
September 22nd, 2009 at 3:58 pm
Spanky- I was imagining them nuzzling each other in an equine manner. While such actions would certainly produce a sound, it would be the kind of sound that would be inaudible to onlookers.
September 22nd, 2009 at 4:05 pm
Understood Maj.
*sigh* What a tender, horsefaced moment. *sigh*
September 22nd, 2009 at 4:12 pm
Yes, but at least a bystander could understand what Elway was saying.
September 22nd, 2009 at 4:22 pm
That Vikings fan’s sign = Punctuation FAIL
Peezy doesn’t think the Wildcat is that revolutionary. Gruden, you now have the floor to retort.
September 22nd, 2009 at 4:22 pm
you got dolphin in my parrot!
you got parrot in my dolphin!
oh, you!
September 22nd, 2009 at 4:33 pm
“Daddy’s going away for a while, little Plax. You have to wear the sweatpants in the family now.”
September 22nd, 2009 at 5:29 pm
Shouldn’t that be “chill chain, bro”?
September 22nd, 2009 at 5:45 pm
Where the fuck do you even buy a suit for a person under 5 years old?
September 22nd, 2009 at 5:55 pm
“Fall in line, below-average looking cheerleader” might be my favorite LOLNFL yet. Good work.
September 22nd, 2009 at 6:31 pm
equine sounds one is killing me. bravo.
September 22nd, 2009 at 6:37 pm
Emo boy and his mom seem a little too fixated on Bronco mascot’s shoe size …
September 22nd, 2009 at 6:59 pm
Corporate Peezy Showing us how to kick it.
September 22nd, 2009 at 7:33 pm
The exclamation point on the Brett Favre sign looks like a pussy and an asshole. I’m just saying.
September 22nd, 2009 at 10:14 pm
/wonders if there’s a tiny gun in the pocket of the suit Emanuel Lewis–er, baby Plax– is wearing.
September 22nd, 2009 at 10:27 pm
Equine sound translation – Shannon, I don’t know how to quit you.
September 22nd, 2009 at 10:32 pm
In her defense, the Minnesota Mom had just come from a Godspeed You! Black Emperor concert. It was! not very good.
September 22nd, 2009 at 11:36 pm
I have a lot of sympathy for Plax. Seriously. He is being persecuted by the lunatic dwarf mayor of NYC who supports laws that are clearly in violation of the 2nd Amendment.
September 22nd, 2009 at 11:51 pm
I’m commenting only to say I can’t fucking believe no-one has yet praised the last one.
September 23rd, 2009 at 1:12 am
@ Reggie, Yes the sentence is retardedly high, and yes the city’s laws should be illegal themselves.
But shooting your dumb black ass in the leg when you are a millionaire? Sorry, not a drop of sympathy from me.
September 23rd, 2009 at 1:54 am
Matt Jones agrees with jim
September 23rd, 2009 at 2:07 am
What part of the Second Amendment guarantees your right to bring a gun to a nightclub and have it go off? If he had a Glock (which I heard he did) there’s no way it “accidentally” went off. On that gun you have to fully pull the trigger to discharge it. He’s an idiot. Enjoy your time Plax.
September 23rd, 2009 at 2:57 am
@ Gern
Finally some sense! You may have the right to own guns, but not the right to be a complete and totally fucking rube to carry one into a nightclub, and then have it discharge into your scrotum.
On second though… More right to Plax! Maybe those eediots won’t reproduce!
September 23rd, 2009 at 3:15 am
@Andy the racist- You could leave the black part out I think. We know what he looks like, his picture is in the thread. Thanks though.
September 23rd, 2009 at 12:46 pm
Elway has aged faster that anyone I’ve ever seen. The guy looks like Robert Redford.
September 23rd, 2009 at 1:14 pm
Your right to own a firearm (which can be vacated if say you are a felon) does not trump a businesses right to disallow firearms on their premises. The big stink in Washington DC (2008) was the Constitutionality of a district forbidding firearms. DC is a strange animal however.
On the state level, well I assume most follow the Federal guidelines (own et al).
Vis-a-vis Plax, yeah, he’s an idiot for a couple of reasons: one, you get a license for that thing. Two, you don’t carry, your ” posse ” carries, three, wtf were you doing fiddling around with it? (the handgun) as was mentioned prior – if he was carrying a Baretta, they not only have a double-safety, but the trigger pull on the first round out is not a simple flick of the finger. Even if you rotate the hammer back, that itself is not the same as say rotating your mouse.
/rant off
Oh, for anyone so inclined, two books on handgun control: More Guns, Less Crime and Why Everything You Know About Gun Control is Wrong. Both by John Lott.