Your right to own a firearm (which can be vacated if say you are a felon) does not trump a businesses right to disallow firearms on their premises. The big stink in Washington DC (2008) was the Constitutionality of a district forbidding firearms. DC is a strange animal however.
On the state level, well I assume most follow the Federal guidelines (own et al).
Vis-a-vis Plax, yeah, he’s an idiot for a couple of reasons: one, you get a license for that thing. Two, you don’t carry, your ” posse ” carries, three, wtf were you doing fiddling around with it? (the handgun) as was mentioned prior – if he was carrying a Baretta, they not only have a double-safety, but the trigger pull on the first round out is not a simple flick of the finger. Even if you rotate the hammer back, that itself is not the same as say rotating your mouse.
/rant off
Oh, for anyone so inclined, two books on handgun control: More Guns, Less Crime and Why Everything You Know About Gun Control is Wrong. Both by John Lott.
09.23.09 at 12:46 pm
Drave
Elway has aged faster that anyone I’ve ever seen. The guy looks like Robert Redford.
09.23.09 at 3:15 am
Starscream
@Andy the racist- You could leave the black part out I think. We know what he looks like, his picture is in the thread. Thanks though.
09.23.09 at 2:57 am
Paul-God
@ Gern
Finally some sense! You may have the right to own guns, but not the right to be a complete and totally fucking rube to carry one into a nightclub, and then have it discharge into your scrotum.
On second though… More right to Plax! Maybe those eediots won’t reproduce!
09.23.09 at 2:07 am
Gern
What part of the Second Amendment guarantees your right to bring a gun to a nightclub and have it go off? If he had a Glock (which I heard he did) there’s no way it “accidentally” went off. On that gun you have to fully pull the trigger to discharge it. He’s an idiot. Enjoy your time Plax.
09.23.09 at 1:54 am
Ron Mexico's Pet Wildcat
Matt Jones agrees with jim
09.23.09 at 1:12 am
Andy
@ Reggie, Yes the sentence is retardedly high, and yes the city’s laws should be illegal themselves.
But shooting your dumb black ass in the leg when you are a millionaire? Sorry, not a drop of sympathy from me.
09.22.09 at 11:51 pm
jim
I’m commenting only to say I can’t fucking believe no-one has yet praised the last one.
09.22.09 at 11:36 pm
Reggie
I have a lot of sympathy for Plax. Seriously. He is being persecuted by the lunatic dwarf mayor of NYC who supports laws that are clearly in violation of the 2nd Amendment.
09.22.09 at 10:32 pm
synapticmisfires
In her defense, the Minnesota Mom had just come from a Godspeed You! Black Emperor concert. It was! not very good.
09.22.09 at 10:27 pm
Ron Mexico's Pet Wildcat
Equine sound translation – Shannon, I don’t know how to quit you.
09.22.09 at 10:14 pm
rodgers_neighborhood
/wonders if there’s a tiny gun in the pocket of the suit Emanuel Lewis–er, baby Plax– is wearing.
09.22.09 at 7:33 pm
stinkpalm
The exclamation point on the Brett Favre sign looks like a pussy and an asshole. I’m just saying.
09.22.09 at 6:59 pm
Andy
Corporate Peezy Showing us how to kick it.
09.22.09 at 6:37 pm
Jayhawk Marley
Emo boy and his mom seem a little too fixated on Bronco mascot’s shoe size …
09.22.09 at 6:31 pm
dougery
equine sounds one is killing me. bravo.
09.22.09 at 5:55 pm
anthonytx42
“Fall in line, below-average looking cheerleader” might be my favorite LOLNFL yet. Good work.
09.22.09 at 5:45 pm
H.C. Prick
Where the fuck do you even buy a suit for a person under 5 years old?
09.22.09 at 5:29 pm
LI Matt
Shouldn’t that be “chill chain, bro”?
09.22.09 at 4:33 pm
Clockwork Orange
“Daddy’s going away for a while, little Plax. You have to wear the sweatpants in the family now.”
09.22.09 at 4:22 pm
MenaceIISobriety
you got dolphin in my parrot!
you got parrot in my dolphin!
oh, you!
09.22.09 at 4:22 pm
jackin'4beats
That Vikings fan’s sign = Punctuation FAIL
Peezy doesn’t think the Wildcat is that revolutionary. Gruden, you now have the floor to retort.
09.22.09 at 4:12 pm
PirateSloth
Yes, but at least a bystander could understand what Elway was saying.
09.22.09 at 4:05 pm
spanky datass
Understood Maj.
*sigh* What a tender, horsefaced moment. *sigh*
09.22.09 at 3:58 pm
Unsilent Majority
Spanky- I was imagining them nuzzling each other in an equine manner. While such actions would certainly produce a sound, it would be the kind of sound that would be inaudible to onlookers.
09.22.09 at 3:50 pm
Otto Man
Grimey, that last one may be your finest yet.
09.22.09 at 3:35 pm
Danish
Why does Plax think that it’s a good idea to dress your KID in a suit, and wear a sweatshirt yourself.
09.22.09 at 3:32 pm
spanky datass
[INCOPMREHENSIBLE EQUINE SOUNDS] Maybe? Inaudible means it can’t be heard. And the way those two asses bray inaudible is unpossible! Just sayin’.
/runs, no, gallops away
09.22.09 at 3:28 pm
Reggie Bush's Pimp
at this point, the Browns couldn’t do worse than putting LeBron James as their new QB.
09.22.09 at 3:23 pm
StuScottBooyahs
“Don’t worry, Baby Plax. You’ll grow into my suits. Now wipe that alien look off your face!”
09.22.09 at 3:14 pm
H.C. Prick
It was nice of Andy Samberg to take his mom to a Viking’s game.
09.22.09 at 3:08 pm
BG
I once traded some Bronco to the Reid kids for some Rowdy. Lets just say they were none too pleased when they received this.
09.22.09 at 3:03 pm
G.G.
Somebody tell Plax lawyers don’t charge by the pound?
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Your right to own a firearm (which can be vacated if say you are a felon) does not trump a businesses right to disallow firearms on their premises. The big stink in Washington DC (2008) was the Constitutionality of a district forbidding firearms. DC is a strange animal however.
On the state level, well I assume most follow the Federal guidelines (own et al).
Vis-a-vis Plax, yeah, he’s an idiot for a couple of reasons: one, you get a license for that thing. Two, you don’t carry, your ” posse ” carries, three, wtf were you doing fiddling around with it? (the handgun) as was mentioned prior – if he was carrying a Baretta, they not only have a double-safety, but the trigger pull on the first round out is not a simple flick of the finger. Even if you rotate the hammer back, that itself is not the same as say rotating your mouse.
/rant off
Oh, for anyone so inclined, two books on handgun control: More Guns, Less Crime and Why Everything You Know About Gun Control is Wrong. Both by John Lott.
Elway has aged faster that anyone I’ve ever seen. The guy looks like Robert Redford.
@Andy the racist- You could leave the black part out I think. We know what he looks like, his picture is in the thread. Thanks though.
@ Gern
Finally some sense! You may have the right to own guns, but not the right to be a complete and totally fucking rube to carry one into a nightclub, and then have it discharge into your scrotum.
On second though… More right to Plax! Maybe those eediots won’t reproduce!
What part of the Second Amendment guarantees your right to bring a gun to a nightclub and have it go off? If he had a Glock (which I heard he did) there’s no way it “accidentally” went off. On that gun you have to fully pull the trigger to discharge it. He’s an idiot. Enjoy your time Plax.
Matt Jones agrees with jim
@ Reggie, Yes the sentence is retardedly high, and yes the city’s laws should be illegal themselves.
But shooting your dumb black ass in the leg when you are a millionaire? Sorry, not a drop of sympathy from me.
I’m commenting only to say I can’t fucking believe no-one has yet praised the last one.
I have a lot of sympathy for Plax. Seriously. He is being persecuted by the lunatic dwarf mayor of NYC who supports laws that are clearly in violation of the 2nd Amendment.
In her defense, the Minnesota Mom had just come from a Godspeed You! Black Emperor concert. It was! not very good.
Equine sound translation – Shannon, I don’t know how to quit you.
/wonders if there’s a tiny gun in the pocket of the suit Emanuel Lewis–er, baby Plax– is wearing.
The exclamation point on the Brett Favre sign looks like a pussy and an asshole. I’m just saying.
Corporate Peezy Showing us how to kick it.
Emo boy and his mom seem a little too fixated on Bronco mascot’s shoe size …
equine sounds one is killing me. bravo.
“Fall in line, below-average looking cheerleader” might be my favorite LOLNFL yet. Good work.
Where the fuck do you even buy a suit for a person under 5 years old?
Shouldn’t that be “chill chain, bro”?
“Daddy’s going away for a while, little Plax. You have to wear the sweatpants in the family now.”
you got dolphin in my parrot!
you got parrot in my dolphin!
oh, you!
That Vikings fan’s sign = Punctuation FAIL
Peezy doesn’t think the Wildcat is that revolutionary. Gruden, you now have the floor to retort.
Yes, but at least a bystander could understand what Elway was saying.
Understood Maj.
*sigh* What a tender, horsefaced moment. *sigh*
Spanky- I was imagining them nuzzling each other in an equine manner. While such actions would certainly produce a sound, it would be the kind of sound that would be inaudible to onlookers.
Grimey, that last one may be your finest yet.
Why does Plax think that it’s a good idea to dress your KID in a suit, and wear a sweatshirt yourself.
[INCOPMREHENSIBLE EQUINE SOUNDS] Maybe? Inaudible means it can’t be heard. And the way those two asses bray inaudible is unpossible! Just sayin’.
/runs, no, gallops away
at this point, the Browns couldn’t do worse than putting LeBron James as their new QB.
“Don’t worry, Baby Plax. You’ll grow into my suits. Now wipe that alien look off your face!”
It was nice of Andy Samberg to take his mom to a Viking’s game.
I once traded some Bronco to the Reid kids for some Rowdy. Lets just say they were none too pleased when they received this.
Somebody tell Plax lawyers don’t charge by the pound?
PLAX’S KID IS WATCHING YOU MASTURBATE