Comments on: Late Preseason Transactions Send Bill Simmons in Murder Spasms of Doucheiosity http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2009/09/late-preseason-transactions-send-bill-simmons-in-murder-spasms-of-doucheiosity.html KSK is a humor site dedicated solely to the NFL. Sat, 11 Feb 2012 03:53:48 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.3.1 By: Mike D http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2009/09/late-preseason-transactions-send-bill-simmons-in-murder-spasms-of-doucheiosity.html/comment-page-1#comment-145317 Mike D Wed, 09 Sep 2009 16:04:11 +0000 http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/?p=18437#comment-145317 /doesnt' understand all the Simmons hatred If you don't like him, don't read him. /doesnt’ understand all the Simmons hatred

If you don’t like him, don’t read him.

]]> By: petarded king http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2009/09/late-preseason-transactions-send-bill-simmons-in-murder-spasms-of-doucheiosity.html/comment-page-1#comment-145158 petarded king Tue, 08 Sep 2009 15:22:02 +0000 http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/?p=18437#comment-145158 his current vegas column is first grade fuckfacery 101 at its quasi-annoyingest. "my friends and I use nicknames for one another? Does anyone else in the whole facking warld do that? and our craziness doesn't end there--we get rowdy when in large groups!" this is the same guy that complains about entourage being stupid. his current vegas column is first grade fuckfacery 101 at its quasi-annoyingest. “my friends and I use nicknames for one another? Does anyone else in the whole facking warld do that? and our craziness doesn’t end there–we get rowdy when in large groups!” this is the same guy that complains about entourage being stupid.

]]> By: Landru http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2009/09/late-preseason-transactions-send-bill-simmons-in-murder-spasms-of-doucheiosity.html/comment-page-1#comment-145129 Landru Tue, 08 Sep 2009 12:38:55 +0000 http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/?p=18437#comment-145129 Y'know, just because a guy is made of vinegar and water and comes in a little plastic bottle with a nozzle on the end doesn't mean he's a douche. Oh, wait. Never mind. Y’know, just because a guy is made of vinegar and water and comes in a little plastic bottle with a nozzle on the end doesn’t mean he’s a douche.

Oh, wait. Never mind.

]]> By: the_butler http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2009/09/late-preseason-transactions-send-bill-simmons-in-murder-spasms-of-doucheiosity.html/comment-page-1#comment-145083 the_butler Mon, 07 Sep 2009 22:38:34 +0000 http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/?p=18437#comment-145083 The Pats know Al Davis is crazy 'cause they've set up a SECRET CAMERA in his house. The Pats know Al Davis is crazy ’cause they’ve set up a SECRET CAMERA in his house.

]]> By: Ismael http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2009/09/late-preseason-transactions-send-bill-simmons-in-murder-spasms-of-doucheiosity.html/comment-page-1#comment-145080 Ismael Mon, 07 Sep 2009 21:39:49 +0000 http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/?p=18437#comment-145080 I thought Simmons was a little overboard with the whole FLUKE tweet. Sad to say, I made a twitter just to follow him though....D'oh! I thought Simmons was a little overboard with the whole FLUKE tweet. Sad to say, I made a twitter just to follow him though….D’oh!

]]> By: Argive http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2009/09/late-preseason-transactions-send-bill-simmons-in-murder-spasms-of-doucheiosity.html/comment-page-1#comment-145066 Argive Mon, 07 Sep 2009 19:45:55 +0000 http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/?p=18437#comment-145066 Hey Simmons, how 'bout that Bill Buckner? Now THAT was a fluky play. Hey Simmons, how ’bout that Bill Buckner? Now THAT was a fluky play.

]]> By: Simmons Must Die http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2009/09/late-preseason-transactions-send-bill-simmons-in-murder-spasms-of-doucheiosity.html/comment-page-1#comment-145056 Simmons Must Die Mon, 07 Sep 2009 17:05:10 +0000 http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/?p=18437#comment-145056 Fuck Bill fucking Simmons. He's a witless hack, the kind of subsonic douchegasm who's just begging for a right cross to the chin. Beating the shot out of that smug little cocksucker in the lobby of a Vegas hotel, in front of all his douchey Vegas pals, is my fondest dream. Fuck Bill fucking Simmons. He’s a witless hack, the kind of subsonic douchegasm who’s just begging for a right cross to the chin. Beating the shot out of that smug little cocksucker in the lobby of a Vegas hotel, in front of all his douchey Vegas pals, is my fondest dream.

]]> By: Ocho Cinco Fan Club http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2009/09/late-preseason-transactions-send-bill-simmons-in-murder-spasms-of-doucheiosity.html/comment-page-1#comment-145053 Ocho Cinco Fan Club Mon, 07 Sep 2009 16:52:46 +0000 http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/?p=18437#comment-145053 @Philly Jim <i>Going to Bill Simmons for legit sports info is like watching the Daily Show as nightly news.</i> Erroneous. The Daily Show has some pretty good social commentary, and their parody does a pretty good job of counteracting the radical right wing slant of Fox News. @Philly Jim

Going to Bill Simmons for legit sports info is like watching the Daily Show as nightly news.

Erroneous. The Daily Show has some pretty good social commentary, and their parody does a pretty good job of counteracting the radical right wing slant of Fox News.

]]> By: IrishCream http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2009/09/late-preseason-transactions-send-bill-simmons-in-murder-spasms-of-doucheiosity.html/comment-page-1#comment-145052 IrishCream Mon, 07 Sep 2009 16:30:44 +0000 http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/?p=18437#comment-145052 "Al, I'll trade you this delicious door stop for that crusty old danish." “Al, I’ll trade you this delicious door stop for that crusty old danish.”

]]> By: Westbrook Is My Anti-Drug http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2009/09/late-preseason-transactions-send-bill-simmons-in-murder-spasms-of-doucheiosity.html/comment-page-1#comment-145050 Westbrook Is My Anti-Drug Mon, 07 Sep 2009 15:56:33 +0000 http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/?p=18437#comment-145050 Wow, so that's why Scott Norton became a professional wrestler. Wow, so that’s why Scott Norton became a professional wrestler.

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