KSK Kontent Klearinghouse: Pacman’s new teammate, Ricky Williams retirement plans and more
After signing perennial ne’er-do-well Pacman Jones, Winnipeg of the CFL is negotiating to add former Lions first-round bust Charles Rogers to their roster. Rogers will be sorely disappointed when he realizes a Blue Bomber is not a 3-foot bong.
Ice Cube is making a documentary about the Los Angeles Raiders. The old Oakland Raiders were like the original Friday. The L.A. Raiders were like “Straight Outta Compton”. The current Oakland Raiders are like Are We There Yet?
Ricky Williams is going to retire after next season. He’s going to finally do what’s he talked about for years– really get out and see America. He’s saved up for a Winnebago. He and Barbara are counting down the days. Driving west and to spend two weeks with the grandkids in Downer’s Grove, Illinois before making their way out to the Grand Canyon. Maybe stop a night or two in Branson, who knows? They’re gonna see how many Cracker Barrels they can visit along the way. Bar is just crazy for those Goo Goo Cluster they sell there, don’t you know.
Could Jamal Lewis be on the verge of Dumpsville in Cleveland? Wonder which was worse: four months in prison or two seasons in Cleveland?
[ via Winnipeg Sun, NBC Chicago, Fox Sports, Waiting For Next Year ]
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September 2nd, 2009 at 12:10 pm
Apparently the Browns have a copy of the Broncos book, Fixing What Aint’ Broke Before The Season Even Starts.
September 2nd, 2009 at 12:13 pm
You want to know how to get a free eighth eh? Just take a baby mouse and stick it in the baggie, then take it back and say “Hey! I went to go smoke this here weed and found this eh! My brother, he nearly puked!”
September 2nd, 2009 at 12:21 pm
Some highlights from the Williams trip:
“Why aren’t we flying? Because getting there is half the fun. You know that.”
“Hey, hey, easy kids. Everybody in the car. Boat leaves in two minutes… or perhaps you don’t want to see the second largest ball of twine on the face of the earth, which is only four short hours away?”
Cousin Ricky: Well, I didn’t want to ask you, Chad, you know, but could you maybe spare a little extra cash?
Chad : Sure, , how much do you need?
Cousin Ricky: About fifty-two thousand dollars.
/these retitled National Lampoon quotes doing anything for you?
September 2nd, 2009 at 12:22 pm
Were you using ‘18 Wheels and a Dozen Roses’ to crib the Ricky Williams thing from? /Nashville Network’d
September 2nd, 2009 at 12:40 pm
“Stop givin juice to the Raiders
‘Cause Al Davis never paid us
I hope he wear a vest
It’s all about the L-E-N-C-H y’all know the rest”
How soon we forget…
/has Death Certificate on his MP3 player
September 2nd, 2009 at 12:41 pm
Bar’s a whiz with cold drinks … Ricky doesn’t understand lemonade himself — not his forte.
September 2nd, 2009 at 12:50 pm
Pacman, Charles Rogers…any way the CFL can become the halfway house for the NFL?
September 2nd, 2009 at 1:29 pm
Ricky: “Shitter’s full!”
September 2nd, 2009 at 1:33 pm
L.A. Raiders documentary? This would be the first legitimate project Ice Cube has done since the original FRIDAY. I hope there’s a segment about how the bitch L.A. Kings went to silver and black specifically to sell their merchandise to gangbangers and the stupid youth element that heavily imitated them. (And by God it worked like a damn charm.)
/straight outta Staples, crazy mothafucka named Robitaille
September 2nd, 2009 at 1:35 pm
Ricky should take Vick along for the trip.
“Is this your idea of a good restaurant? DOG KILLER!”
September 2nd, 2009 at 1:44 pm
I love Ricky, if nothing else other than showing how screwed up the NFL’s drug policies are. Kill people, dogs, beat up strippers, whatever they’re fine with that, you miss a couple games at the most. Smoke some weed though, and they come down on you hard.
September 2nd, 2009 at 1:47 pm
Chronic Felon League
/gives bong new nickname ‘Blue Bomber’
September 2nd, 2009 at 2:16 pm
so what is worse, the CFL or whatever the hell league J P Losman signed with?
September 2nd, 2009 at 2:24 pm
There was so much pot in this post I have the munchies.
September 2nd, 2009 at 2:28 pm
All I have to say is ummm, shit forgot ……. Dam put away the Blue Bomer
September 2nd, 2009 at 2:37 pm
/straight outta Staples, crazy mothafucka named Robitaille
All I know about the NHL: You can’t be more gangsta than Claude Lemieux. Or more pimp than Patrick Roy.
September 2nd, 2009 at 2:38 pm
The latest of Rogers:
‘Former first-round draft pick Charles Rogers remains under suspension by the NFL and, as a result, cannot sign with any Canadian Football League club. The CFL has a policy that honours NFL suspensions.’
September 2nd, 2009 at 3:54 pm
Pacman and Rogers should add colour and flavour to any neighbourhood in Winnepeg they move to. They’ll be the centre of attention! They’ll be (metric) tonnes of amusement at the next Bonspiel!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EMz_XwbJ8l8
September 2nd, 2009 at 6:00 pm
guess the free trial expired on your photoshop.
September 2nd, 2009 at 9:32 pm
hes not goin
September 2nd, 2009 at 11:11 pm
No apostrophe in Downers.
/west suburban conferenced
September 2nd, 2009 at 11:47 pm
Pacman wants to play in Buffalo
Jones also talks about his desire to get back to the NFL, saying he’d like to play in Buffalo but not Tennessee.
“I wouldn’t mind for it to be the Titans, but I doubt it. Buffalo, that’s where it’s at baby.”
http://www.winnipegsun.com/sports/football/2009/09/02/10721171.html
September 3rd, 2009 at 1:25 am
shit be off.
September 3rd, 2009 at 8:35 am
SafetyDan: To say nothing of how the press treats such things. Kill somebody while driving drunk, beat up strippers, electrocute dogs — bygones! Smoke pot, and it’s attached to every story about you forever.
September 3rd, 2009 at 10:48 am
He’s not going to Winnipeg,
http://www.winnipegfreepress.com/sports/football/bombers/blue-pull-plug-on-pacman-56872137.html
September 3rd, 2009 at 11:30 am
“I’m going to the strip club, I’m taking YOU to the Looney Bin, eh?”
September 3rd, 2009 at 11:05 pm
I guess PacMan NOT gonna drank.
Huhc Huhc.
September 5th, 2009 at 2:02 am
I was at a bar tonight and saw a Pacman CLONE. It took all of my might not to yell at him (and his Colt 45) that PACMAN GON DRANK.