After signing perennial ne’er-do-well Pacman Jones, Winnipeg of the CFL is negotiating to add former Lions first-round bust Charles Rogers to their roster. Rogers will be sorely disappointed when he realizes a Blue Bomber is not a 3-foot bong.
Ice Cube is making a documentary about the Los Angeles Raiders. The old Oakland Raiders were like the original Friday. The L.A. Raiders were like “Straight Outta Compton”. The current Oakland Raiders are like Are We There Yet?
Ricky Williams is going to retire after next season. He’s going to finally do what’s he talked about for years– really get out and see America. He’s saved up for a Winnebago. He and Barbara are counting down the days. Driving west and to spend two weeks with the grandkids in Downer’s Grove, Illinois before making their way out to the Grand Canyon. Maybe stop a night or two in Branson, who knows? They’re gonna see how many Cracker Barrels they can visit along the way. Bar is just crazy for those Goo Goo Cluster they sell there, don’t you know.
Could Jamal Lewis be on the verge of Dumpsville in Cleveland? Wonder which was worse: four months in prison or two seasons in Cleveland?
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