Comments on: KSK Kontent Klearinghouse: Hopping on a Meme While It’s Only Slightly Old

By: Big Jeezy

Big Jeezy — Thu, 17 Sep 2009 15:18:12 +0000

The fact that you didn’t automatically give this To DelHomme makes me doubt that you’ve ever watched a football game in your life. I’ve never seen a QB so prolifically distribute suck all over the field as efficiently as Jake did. When you get benched for Josh McCown, you’re done.

By: Paroxysmic

Paroxysmic — Wed, 16 Sep 2009 18:15:06 +0000

God I’m going to miss Emmitt this year, both in the booth and in KSK posts. Both made me laugh without fail every time they showed up.

That being said, Carolina needs to resize that they must masturbate the ball down the feel if theyre going to have any Chancy Stuckey at winning at this professionalism revel. Delhomme throws too many misconceptions right into the deer fence.

By: synapticmisfires

synapticmisfires — Wed, 16 Sep 2009 17:15:34 +0000

What a strong, diverse field of candidates this week though. Definitely a good week for bad football. How are there not some Bengal DBs on that list though? Maybe Leon Hall and Roy Williams could run as a ticket?

By: synapticmisfires

synapticmisfires — Wed, 16 Sep 2009 17:11:31 +0000

Delhomme is the obvious pick, but I sort of have to go with McKelvin. Delhomme was just awful, horrible, pathetic all game long but McKelvin deliberately ran the ball directly into a situation that everyone in America knew was going to end badly. Delhomme might not be able to help sucking ass, whereas McKelvin definitely chose to suck ass.

By: Spatula

Spatula — Wed, 16 Sep 2009 14:43:07 +0000

For running down his douchiness, the matron saint defines “clutch.” For asking, “How does it feel to win the game?” she decided to channel PK and become concrete cyanide.

/Who can’t create a KSK mashup?

By: Vince Wilspork

Vince Wilspork — Wed, 16 Sep 2009 14:36:25 +0000

I’m a Patriots fan and even I had to vote for Delhomme over McKelvin.

Delhommes last two professional football games: 24 completions, 9 interceptions, 1 touchdown.

Yikes. Good job Carolina. That’s 20 million in guaranteed money well spent.

By: Sea Otter

Sea Otter — Wed, 16 Sep 2009 14:08:39 +0000

Delhomme in a walk. John Fox is going to get his ass fired because he couldn’t admit that Delhomme was done as an NFL starting QB. They could have brought in Vick for nothing, for Christ’s sake.

By: DaydreamBilliever

DaydreamBilliever — Wed, 16 Sep 2009 12:19:28 +0000

i had to vote McKelvin on principle, but Delhomme’s gotta be the weiner here. did like Fox get drunk and hit on him and now Delhomme has some sort of blackmail thing going? he should’ve been cut after his playoff showing, but here he goes showing it wasn’t a fluke like all the Panthers fans hoped.

By: Tecmo Bowl Bo Jackson

Tecmo Bowl Bo Jackson — Wed, 16 Sep 2009 04:42:48 +0000

I also went with Delhomme. Frankly I’m baffled he’s been the starting QB for six years now in Carolina. His days have got to be numbered after his performance on Sunday.

By: JaysonAych

JaysonAych — Wed, 16 Sep 2009 04:31:47 +0000

I voted for Delhomme, but I wanted to vote for the entire Carolina organization for letting that happen. They needed to dump Delhomme’s ass two or three years ago, but for some reason the Panthers keep bullshitting themselves that they’re just hunky-dory at QB.