Jay Glazer: Son Of Anarchy
09.17.09
This man will lay down a Harley and STILL get you injury updates for your fantasy team faster than Peter King. He’s just like Ghost Rider.
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This man will lay down a Harley and STILL get you injury updates for your fantasy team faster than Peter King. He’s just like Ghost Rider.
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So what’s Glazer’s status for standing behind a table and awkwardly fumbling with a non-functional cell phone on Sunday?
By comparison: Steve McNair didn’t need to take pictures of his injury to prove how tough he is
/Still on PUP list
//Might still be better than Joke DelLostanotherone (Did we pick a nickname yet?)
That wound is much cooler than a tattoo.
i hope it hurts like a bitch.. since when do reporters report on themselves? who gives a shit?
This just in, Chris Mortenson is reporting that he also had an accident.
But it was just in his pants.
that forearm was weak anyways…Glazer’s glad it’s gone
Knowing Glazer, he’ll rub some hgh and steroids on it.
Ugh, reporters as the story. This is all your fault, ESPN!
SoA, great show. Lofty show.
Neosporin isn’t going to help that shit, but a truckload of iodine will.
Pour some tussin on it.
Rub some dirt in it.
That’s going to sting if he gets bald head wax in that gash.
“Check it out – my wound looks like Turducken!”
i guarantee he didnt get that road rash diving after a fresh kit-kat before it melted on the sidewalk.
thats the only way pk would get it.
either that or when i tie him to my truck and drag his fat ass down the street.
Drew, speaking of PK. Steve Czaban mentioned your PK posts this morning and how he is a regular reader of them
I’d like to see Glazer reenact other Nic Cage movies. Who wouldn’t want to see him punch Bill Belichick while wearing a bear suit?
Delicious Road Rash… if he’s just got it on his arms, he’s a lucky man!
And where are the flames around his head?
/Ghost Rider Reference
//I know, I suck