Comments on: It’s My Turn To Be Molested By Lee Evans

By: The Polish Rifle

The Polish Rifle — Sun, 06 Sep 2009 10:33:43 +0000

I just traded Lee Evans for Ray Rice to a guy I think wouldn’t mind being literally molested by Lee Evans

By: Snapperhead

Snapperhead — Fri, 04 Sep 2009 20:05:34 +0000

I just traded Ahmad Bradshaw for Evans,Not a bad deal as long as TO gets the coverage.

By: Big Black Richard

Big Black Richard — Fri, 04 Sep 2009 00:13:59 +0000

Congrats, Maj! I’m just happy to hear that another one of the KSK guys is finally getting laid from time to time.

With a woman, I mean.

By: Wesley

Wesley — Thu, 03 Sep 2009 23:04:51 +0000

“Yeah, right. Like Ape would EVER take me anywhere…”

Are we boring? This is so us.

By: spanky datass

spanky datass — Thu, 03 Sep 2009 19:17:31 +0000

KSK suicide pool please.

/knows requests never work here
//kries

By: Nate Newton's van

Nate Newton's van — Thu, 03 Sep 2009 18:14:48 +0000

“And so I took him in the third round”

Lee Evans has already molested you.

By: BigRedEd

BigRedEd — Thu, 03 Sep 2009 17:31:37 +0000

Lee Evans is the free dinner coupon you forgot you had on your dresser, only to take a girl out on a first date with intentions of using it. Then the bill comes and the coupon is expired and the girl is such a bitch that she WON’T dump you just so she can rub it in your face every time she has all her Oprah Book Club friends over for White Zinfandel for the rest of your miserable life…Did I say that out loud? I meant, I hate Lee Evans…

By: TF

TF — Thu, 03 Sep 2009 17:19:38 +0000

Ape has the Ravens’ DST?!

INTERNETZ ASPLODE!!!11!!

By: Merk

Merk — Thu, 03 Sep 2009 17:14:11 +0000

What fucking Engagment?

By: Tim Tebow's Girlfriend's Tits

Tim Tebow's Girlfriend's Tits — Thu, 03 Sep 2009 16:48:44 +0000

Didn’t T.O. tell Dick Jauron he was fine with an equal split of targets between himself and Evans? What is everyone worried about?

/Still waiting for T.O. to realize he is in fucking Buffalo