It’s A Somewhat Meta Sexy Friday with Dan Levy
Friday. It’s a, uh, Sexy Friday. This reminds me of the time, and I shouldn’t even say that, because it happened when I was a Broncos fan, and I’m not a Broncos fan anymore. But this reminds me of the time when my mother hired a housekeeper when I was a kid, and she looked EXACTLY like Maggie Gyllenhaal. She literally looked like Maggie Gyllenhaal! Alright, let’s move on.
Uh, can I get the next slide please?
I never really went to a wedding party before. I mean I went to wedding parties before, but I never went, uh, you know, in a dress. And these ladies, uh, this one in the middle here appears to be wearing a hiney-free underpants. But the interesting thing about that is, Skeets was wearing hiney-free underpants two days ago! Now, I’m not saying that she stole those hiney-free underpants from Skeets, but I’m just saying. She literally stole them from Skeets! Literally! Why wasn’t I notified about this?
Alright, let’s move on. Next slide please?
Can you believe these tassels? It’s like that old Saturday Night Live thing. She’s topless, even though she has something on her top! She’s just literally topless! Why wasn’t I notified about this? Hey, isn’t Obama great?
Here’s Lucy Liu…uh, naked…with a–
–HEY! DOWN IN FRONT, ASSHOLE!
Full gallery at Guanabee.
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Tags: Dan Levy, MMP, sexy friday posts
September 11th, 2009 at 4:45 pm
I once sat next to Gyllenhaal and Saarsgaard at a restaurant in Nantucket. At the time, I though to myself that I’d never see her headlining Sexy Friday. This is bullshit.
September 11th, 2009 at 4:47 pm
Maggie Gyllenhaal
WTF – I’ll admit she has a penchant for taking her clothes off, but damn, that’s a butterface it there ever was one.
September 11th, 2009 at 4:49 pm
Damn, fellas. No love for “Sherrybaby?”
September 11th, 2009 at 4:53 pm
Maggie Gyllenhaal is hot as fuck, yo.
September 11th, 2009 at 4:54 pm
There’s a LOT of hate on the internet about Maggie Gyllenhall being unattractive. I never would have guessed this. I figured it would have happened to Drew Barrymore before Maggie G.
September 11th, 2009 at 4:56 pm
So, when’s the real Sexy Friday post going up?
September 11th, 2009 at 4:57 pm
No, she’s not. But to each their own. On a tangent, what about combining commercials, sexy Friday and hot red heads?
Nope, not Christina Hendricks.
Gentlemen, I present: Elizabeth Bogush
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x5dsG11Brco
September 11th, 2009 at 5:05 pm
ASIANS FTW
September 11th, 2009 at 5:05 pm
Photos 2-4 do not make up for photo 1.
Maggie Gyllenhaal, really? I figured that the stark contrast between Heath Ledger’s willingness to fuck her brother in Brokeback Mountain and his absolute insistence on killing her in Dark Knight answered any and all questions about her alleged sexiness.
September 11th, 2009 at 5:07 pm
Seriously, read Omar’s Gangster Entertainment on Slamonline. He HATES Maggie Gyllenhall.
September 11th, 2009 at 5:20 pm
Good photoshop of the dog’s face on the first bimbo, Punte.
September 11th, 2009 at 5:30 pm
Those are Tas’ hiney-free underpants. Fuck. Get it right, Levy.
September 11th, 2009 at 5:36 pm
Housekeeping
/Needs some Nick T
September 11th, 2009 at 5:42 pm
Jeez Punter, that’s just confusing.
September 11th, 2009 at 6:13 pm
In The Dark Knight, every time the Joker says, “Well hello, beautiful” to Maggie Gyllenhall, that’s when I start laughing
September 11th, 2009 at 6:15 pm
Oh, don’t be a pussy, MMP… just ’cause not all the baboons here dig your Secretary fetish, you don’t have to go and kowtow to them. Put it back….
…but keep the new one up too.
September 11th, 2009 at 6:23 pm
I would wreck Maggie Gyllenhall. I’ll admit that she has some movies where she’s not terribly hot, but I think she’s gorgeous. I would tap that like it’s the fountain of youth.
September 11th, 2009 at 6:38 pm
I agree with Chris. To each his own for hot chicks and favorite football teams. We must agree to disagree!
September 11th, 2009 at 6:47 pm
If you click the first pic, it will take you to the original Maggie Gyllenhaal pic.
I wasn’t kowtowing. I just wanted everyone to shut the fuck up.
September 11th, 2009 at 6:56 pm
The only positive thing I can say about Maggie G is that she is a hero for teaching Leonardo and his team the ancient ways of the ninja.
September 11th, 2009 at 6:57 pm
My sister was once on the Paris metro, motioned to her friend and said, in loud English, “Yo, that woman over there? That’s Maggie Gyllenhaal in ten years.” Because nobody knows English in France, so s’aright.
She thinks the woman might’ve looked up slightly. Not sure.
Little later, they’re getting off the subway. Maggie Gyllenhaal-lookalike is still within earshot. And my sister says, “I’m serious. That’s exactly what Maggie Gyllenhaal will look like in ten years.” This time, the woman looks up and smiles.
A few months later, “Je T’aime Paris,” featurng Maggie Gyllenhaal, filmed on-location in Paris, debuts in French theaters.
She really did look like Maggie Gyllenhaal.
September 11th, 2009 at 7:51 pm
@skim172, i’ve been to france, just about everyone speaks/understands english there….
September 11th, 2009 at 8:28 pm
i’ve been to france, just about everyone speaks/understands english there….
They also know how to surrender in German, Italian and in Russian (just in case).
September 11th, 2009 at 9:03 pm
Punter was a Bronco fan? When did he change his allegiance?
/prepares book to throw at punter
YOU BETRAYED USSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!
September 11th, 2009 at 10:11 pm
Maggie Gyllenhaal is gross, but if you’re into ugly chicks go for it.
September 11th, 2009 at 10:16 pm
terrible pic of maggie, but that bitch is hott. yeah thats right double “t” muh fuckas.
September 11th, 2009 at 10:16 pm
Maggie is friend’s older sister hot, so she fulfills a universal fantasy, but she’s not legit hot.
September 12th, 2009 at 5:13 am
If wanting to fuck Maggie Gyllenhaal is wrong, I don’t want to be right.
September 12th, 2009 at 11:10 am
Maggie Gyllenhaal is legitimately attractive. I think she is actually very SEXY in Secretary. Not stunningly beautiful, no, but good enough for Spader is good enough for me.
This space should really be used to mock Dan Levy’s annoying podcast that is all the more insufferable because he somehow manages to get good guests. “You know who reads newspapers anymore? No one! I’m only interested in the most facile aspects of sports, unless its the boring ass Phillies. And I defend my shallow, uninformed opinions as “media criticism” thereby absolving me of all critiques.” There, that was every On the DL ever. .