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	<title>Comments on: He&#8217;s Like A Poorly Coached Kid Out There!</title>
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		<title>By: Sergey J</title>
		<link>http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2009/09/hes-like-a-poorly-coached-kid-out-there.html/comment-page-1#comment-144308</link>
		<dc:creator>Sergey J</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 03 Sep 2009 07:23:06 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>It was awesome hearing them try to chastise Favre for doing something wrong. You just know that it pained them to do so. After all, he apparently can do no wrong. Ever.

/watches OT of 2008 NFC Championship while crying

By the way, can someone explain to me what Favre did differently last night that T-Jacks or Ragin’ Sage couldn’t have done just as well? I mean, besides get a media blow job while being on the field.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>It was awesome hearing them try to chastise Favre for doing something wrong. You just know that it pained them to do so. After all, he apparently can do no wrong. Ever.</p>
<p>/watches OT of 2008 NFC Championship while crying</p>
<p>By the way, can someone explain to me what Favre did differently last night that T-Jacks or Ragin’ Sage couldn’t have done just as well? I mean, besides get a media blow job while being on the field.</p>
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		<title>By: Mike D</title>
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		<dc:creator>Mike D</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 02 Sep 2009 15:42:15 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>&quot;And it’s illegal when it’s too low, defined as making any contact below the waist&quot;

I could&#039;ve used that piece of advice before going to a strip club in Miami</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>&#8220;And it’s illegal when it’s too low, defined as making any contact below the waist&#8221;</p>
<p>I could&#8217;ve used that piece of advice before going to a strip club in Miami</p>
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		<title>By: Tim the Enchanter</title>
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		<dc:creator>Tim the Enchanter</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 02 Sep 2009 06:58:13 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>http://www.bign2football.com/crack_back_block.htm

Marty67, it was a crackback.  A crackback is block is any block where you hit the defender from the side while they flow to the play.  There are three types, two of which are illegal.  It&#039;s illegal when you are too high, meaning you contact their head with your forearm or helmet (illegal, Hines Ward).  It&#039;s legal in the mid-level, where you contact their torso with your shoulders and arms.  And it&#039;s illegal when it&#039;s too low, defined as making any contact below the waist (Favre).</description>
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<p>Marty67, it was a crackback.  A crackback is block is any block where you hit the defender from the side while they flow to the play.  There are three types, two of which are illegal.  It&#8217;s illegal when you are too high, meaning you contact their head with your forearm or helmet (illegal, Hines Ward).  It&#8217;s legal in the mid-level, where you contact their torso with your shoulders and arms.  And it&#8217;s illegal when it&#8217;s too low, defined as making any contact below the waist (Favre).</p>
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		<title>By: Kyle In Tampa</title>
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		<dc:creator>Kyle In Tampa</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 02 Sep 2009 05:11:41 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Is that, is that who I think it is?

/New Age Outlaws theme plays, but with banjo music

MY GOD! MY GOD! IT&#039;S BRITTFAR! IT&#039;S BRITTFAR! Oh my gawwwwwwwd he&#039;s diving at knees everywhere! Someone&#039;s gotta put a stop to this! Oh my gawwwwwwwwwwd! This is not right, King!

/Jim Ross&#039;d.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Is that, is that who I think it is?</p>
<p>/New Age Outlaws theme plays, but with banjo music</p>
<p>MY GOD! MY GOD! IT&#8217;S BRITTFAR! IT&#8217;S BRITTFAR! Oh my gawwwwwwwd he&#8217;s diving at knees everywhere! Someone&#8217;s gotta put a stop to this! Oh my gawwwwwwwwwwd! This is not right, King!</p>
<p>/Jim Ross&#8217;d.</p>
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		<title>By: Marty67</title>
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		<dc:creator>Marty67</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 02 Sep 2009 02:15:39 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Favre cut the guy.  that&#039;s not a crackback block.  a crackback is when you earhole the LB or DB by getting your helmet across his chest when his head is turned the other way (towards the play).</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Favre cut the guy.  that&#8217;s not a crackback block.  a crackback is when you earhole the LB or DB by getting your helmet across his chest when his head is turned the other way (towards the play).</p>
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		<title>By: Mike From Stumptown</title>
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		<dc:creator>Mike From Stumptown</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 01 Sep 2009 22:23:06 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>It&#039;s not fair! That&#039;s a quarterback! Blocking for his teammate! *sniff* And if you think that&#039;s illegal, it&#039;s not fair! *sniff*

/TO&#039;d</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>It&#8217;s not fair! That&#8217;s a quarterback! Blocking for his teammate! *sniff* And if you think that&#8217;s illegal, it&#8217;s not fair! *sniff*</p>
<p>/TO&#8217;d</p>
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		<title>By: JAYISOURQUARTERBACK</title>
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		<dc:creator>JAYISOURQUARTERBACK</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 01 Sep 2009 20:58:51 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Excuse my type-o. What A stupid cunt.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Excuse my type-o. What A stupid cunt.</p>
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		<title>By: JAYISOURQUARTERBACK</title>
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		<dc:creator>JAYISOURQUARTERBACK</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 01 Sep 2009 20:58:07 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>What stupid cunt.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>What stupid cunt.</p>
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		<title>By: Needs More Cheerleaders</title>
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		<dc:creator>Needs More Cheerleaders</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 01 Sep 2009 18:42:48 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>I think that there demonstrated perfectly that Brad Childress is NOT happy about having the landbaron on his team, and he figured maybe he could just get him to break his back, and not have to deal with him anymore.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I think that there demonstrated perfectly that Brad Childress is NOT happy about having the landbaron on his team, and he figured maybe he could just get him to break his back, and not have to deal with him anymore.</p>
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		<title>By: BlueRat</title>
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		<dc:creator>BlueRat</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 01 Sep 2009 18:33:59 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Why the fuck does every team think it needs to run at least a handle of plays in the wildcat formation?  Did I miss a memo where it was stated that defenses had now figured out plays run from every other existing formation and only the wildcat could stump them enough to gain a few yards?  

It&#039;s more or less just a gimmick formation.  Why not run fake punts every fucking down?

But the important thing is how much fun Brett had just running around out there, throwing blocks at people&#039;s legs instead of passes over their heads.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Why the fuck does every team think it needs to run at least a handle of plays in the wildcat formation?  Did I miss a memo where it was stated that defenses had now figured out plays run from every other existing formation and only the wildcat could stump them enough to gain a few yards?  </p>
<p>It&#8217;s more or less just a gimmick formation.  Why not run fake punts every fucking down?</p>
<p>But the important thing is how much fun Brett had just running around out there, throwing blocks at people&#8217;s legs instead of passes over their heads.</p>
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