He’s Like A Poorly Coached Kid Out There!
Last night saw Brett Favre lined up wide in the wildcat package and the veteran gunslinger put together a perfect demonstration of the illegal crackback block on Houston’s Eugene Wilson. And what’s this? The broadcast booth is criticizing him?
Where’s Tony Kornheiser to offer up excuses when we need him?!
How’s he supposed to know how to block, he’s a QUARTERBACK!
Tags: Brett Favre, That's not right, Unsilent Majority, youtubage
September 1st, 2009 at 9:33 am
Will Peter King EVER stop sucking Favre’s cock?
http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/2009/writers/peter_king/09/01/favre.vikings.texans/index.html
September 1st, 2009 at 9:37 am
Check out the “I don’t know what the fuck I’m supposed to do” stutter step right before assuming the position.
Write this down: your facemask + their earhole = them on ground.
September 1st, 2009 at 9:47 am
Hines Wald wourd be so ploud!!
September 1st, 2009 at 9:48 am
This season is going to be the one where Favre finishes tarnishing his career. It’s nice to see him get started in the pre-season.
September 1st, 2009 at 9:56 am
Brett was just having fun out there. Why did Wilson have to go and muck it up?
September 1st, 2009 at 10:00 am
Schocked and astonished that a man who works the land would treat another land worker like that.
When asked about the block after the game, BrittFar said, “mumble mumble something about jeans mumble mumble jes havin fun mumble mumble thas futbal.”
September 1st, 2009 at 10:05 am
Famewhore.
September 1st, 2009 at 10:11 am
Not to defend Favre cause he shouldn’t hae done that, but is Brad Childress fucking retarded? You just spend over 10 million to bring in a 40 year old QB and you run a play with his as wide receiver and expect him to block somebody? And when you know he’s possibly got a cracked rib? Brad Childress is getting fired this season. Favre is getting knocked out after 3 games.
September 1st, 2009 at 10:12 am
Has anyone seen Drew? I hope his first live sight of the Purple People Land Baron didn’t drive him into insanity…er…insanity-ier….if that’s a word….
September 1st, 2009 at 10:22 am
I was really hoping we’d see a little Jason Street there. Oh well.
September 1st, 2009 at 10:28 am
All of the sick, degenerate things posted on this website and Brittfar’s crackback block is the only one to get a “That’s not right” tag?
Yeah, I guess that does make sense.
September 1st, 2009 at 10:29 am
aw, man, dang ol man, hadda gitrdun man, ol percy man, dang ol playin land baron and dang ol weedin and stuff man, makes a feller forgit that them kneeparts is all vunnerable, telluwhat man ‘at feller just dang ol got in the way of me a-gunslingin
September 1st, 2009 at 10:31 am
I tuned in when it was the third quarter to watch Tavaris get SWALLOWED by the defensive line. It was kind of funny. They then turned the ball over on downs and they showed TJack on the sidelines studying his thumbs.
September 1st, 2009 at 10:36 am
OK lets see that again…. Fucking stupid Wilson was looking off into the distance while Favre damn near took a half hour to lay his ass in front of him. It was damm near slow-mo! How dumb/blind do you have to be? If you ask me Wilson was faking the funk on that hit/”injury”. The good news is Wilson’s knees popped Favres old cracked rib back into place so he will be free to work the land for another day.
PK says “its a fair hit, a lofty hit”
September 1st, 2009 at 10:48 am
i think this is all a ploy for the vikings to kill favre. game one they will only run that play. and they will run it until brett is a bloody pulp. think about it. they drafted harvin because he can be fairly capable at this play. a few wildcat first downs and brett favre is dead. this should be especially easy as they play the browns first. if favre somehow survives that game, the lions are next. i mean, its the vikings. if you were the vikings you’d jump on the opportunity to kill brett favre through legitimate fun football nah’ mean?
September 1st, 2009 at 10:52 am
@ DeSean’s TD Fake: you forget to take one element into account — Brad Childress. You’re actually giving him too much credit with that plan!
September 1st, 2009 at 10:52 am
“Percy was running my way Believe me, I hope he’s OK. I hope it didn’t look as bad on film as it may have seemed but my intentions, believe me, were not to hurt anyone, including myself. Percy was running my way, I was out there, there’s going to be those people who say you should have done nothing. Get out of the way. But I think had I not blocked anyone and just got out of the way and Percy gets hit and gets hurt, I think that looks worse.”
That’s the Favre quote on the incident. I especially like “I don dint want to hurt no one, i just wanted to protect my dawg, percy”
What brought me extra lulz was the fact that the Vikings are such a clusterfuck of an organization that they left ol’ Brit’far in for another couple of series while the Texans chomped at the bit to rip his leg off.
It’s gunna be fun watching the Vikings disaster continue.
September 1st, 2009 at 10:55 am
Brett Favre… he’s clearly been hanging out with Jared Allen too much. Fuck them both. Mario did his best to injure Favre, but, damn. Oh, well.
oh, and Purple Jesus is good. Son of a bitch.
September 1st, 2009 at 10:58 am
Hines Wald wourd be so ploud!!
You can bitch about Hines blindsiding people but he’s never dove at anyone’s legs
September 1st, 2009 at 11:04 am
Wheres that picture of the dude standing over Trent Green’s corpse. That shit cracks me up. Same team too.
“He tryn’ to be the scarecrow and get a heart”
September 1st, 2009 at 11:08 am
Trent Green applauds.
September 1st, 2009 at 11:33 am
They better fine the shit out of that peckerwood crackers ass.
September 1st, 2009 at 11:46 am
I think we are all missing the major point of the evening. The broadcasting booth was much better with a lack of kornheiser!
September 1st, 2009 at 12:01 pm
Childress is a fucking retard. Yeah, let’s put our 40 year old quarterback with a possible broken rib who doesn’t have a CLUE how to block at wide-out. Real intelligent, you bald motherfucker.
September 1st, 2009 at 12:09 pm
Nice retaliation hit by D. Ryans on very next play….wish it could have been on Brittfar though
September 1st, 2009 at 12:26 pm
Texans were all over Favre all night. If Minnesota wants to have any hope they need to fire that hopeless sack of fail in Childress, and then improve their offensive line. If they do that, then they will have a decent season. As much as I loved watching Favre get eaten alive I was impressed when Harvin took a sandwich hit and still hung onto the ball.
September 1st, 2009 at 12:37 pm
Eugene Wilson represents Levi Jeans. Favre was just making a statement that Wranglers are the only choice for professional athletes and douchebags who can’t block high.
September 1st, 2009 at 1:40 pm
Didn’t Hines Wald comprain this wourd happen?
http://sports.espn.go.com/nfl/trainingcamp09/columns/story?columnist=mortensen_chris&id=4390354
“If [the NFL] doesn’t want you to hit ‘em high, then a lot of players are going to have knee injuries because we’re going to have to hit ‘em low,” Ward said. “My intent was not to break [Rivers'] jaw. I just got a great shot in, and it was unfortunate that he was hurt. But if I had hit him low, I could have ended his career.”
September 1st, 2009 at 2:32 pm
God don’t like ugly.
September 1st, 2009 at 2:33 pm
Why the fuck does every team think it needs to run at least a handle of plays in the wildcat formation? Did I miss a memo where it was stated that defenses had now figured out plays run from every other existing formation and only the wildcat could stump them enough to gain a few yards?
It’s more or less just a gimmick formation. Why not run fake punts every fucking down?
But the important thing is how much fun Brett had just running around out there, throwing blocks at people’s legs instead of passes over their heads.
September 1st, 2009 at 2:42 pm
I think that there demonstrated perfectly that Brad Childress is NOT happy about having the landbaron on his team, and he figured maybe he could just get him to break his back, and not have to deal with him anymore.
September 1st, 2009 at 4:58 pm
What stupid cunt.
September 1st, 2009 at 4:58 pm
Excuse my type-o. What A stupid cunt.
September 1st, 2009 at 6:23 pm
It’s not fair! That’s a quarterback! Blocking for his teammate! *sniff* And if you think that’s illegal, it’s not fair! *sniff*
/TO’d
September 1st, 2009 at 10:15 pm
Favre cut the guy. that’s not a crackback block. a crackback is when you earhole the LB or DB by getting your helmet across his chest when his head is turned the other way (towards the play).
September 2nd, 2009 at 1:11 am
Is that, is that who I think it is?
/New Age Outlaws theme plays, but with banjo music
MY GOD! MY GOD! IT’S BRITTFAR! IT’S BRITTFAR! Oh my gawwwwwwwd he’s diving at knees everywhere! Someone’s gotta put a stop to this! Oh my gawwwwwwwwwwd! This is not right, King!
/Jim Ross’d.
September 2nd, 2009 at 2:58 am
http://www.bign2football.com/crack_back_block.htm
Marty67, it was a crackback. A crackback is block is any block where you hit the defender from the side while they flow to the play. There are three types, two of which are illegal. It’s illegal when you are too high, meaning you contact their head with your forearm or helmet (illegal, Hines Ward). It’s legal in the mid-level, where you contact their torso with your shoulders and arms. And it’s illegal when it’s too low, defined as making any contact below the waist (Favre).
September 2nd, 2009 at 11:42 am
“And it’s illegal when it’s too low, defined as making any contact below the waist”
I could’ve used that piece of advice before going to a strip club in Miami
September 3rd, 2009 at 3:23 am
It was awesome hearing them try to chastise Favre for doing something wrong. You just know that it pained them to do so. After all, he apparently can do no wrong. Ever.
/watches OT of 2008 NFC Championship while crying
By the way, can someone explain to me what Favre did differently last night that T-Jacks or Ragin’ Sage couldn’t have done just as well? I mean, besides get a media blow job while being on the field.