Former Super Bowl hero Plaxico Burress was reportedly met by a number of jeers and catcalls from fellow inmates when he was taken to Riker’s Island prison to begin serving his sentence for weapons violations. This isn’t too surprising considering Burress’ notoriety and the high-profile criminal case against him. KSK has more than a few readers inside NYC’s “sixth borough” and they shared some of the comments directed toward Burress yesterday.
“You’re a dead man. This is the world’s largest concentration of Jets fans.”
“Any man who drops a pass spends a night in the box.”
“The Michigan State Alumni Group meets on Tuesdays at 2:45, near the basketball courts.”
“I must admit I didn’t think much of Plaxico first time I laid eyes on him. He might’a been important on the outside, but in here he was just a little turd in prison grays. Looked like a stiff breeze could blow him over. That was my first impression of the man.”
“Don’t worry, you can still make regular visits to LQ. Locked-up Queens, that is!”
I want more like this!
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