Don’t Hate Him For His Long Lustrous Hair
This just debuted during the Miami-Florida State game on ESPN.
And, um…
Well…
Y’see…
I liked it better when Troy stuck to bad reimaginings of the Mean Joe Greene Coke ad.
Tags: at least the Pirates set a record today, beware the Head and Shoulders Curse!, he asked the follow-up question with his cock, polamalu island, StaubachLvr says his hair is overrated, xmas ape
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September 7th, 2009 at 10:57 pm
that was fab-u-lous.
September 7th, 2009 at 11:13 pm
I really didn’t expect him to have a voice like that
September 7th, 2009 at 11:30 pm
Troy needs to pass that excuse on to Ben Rongrastname.
September 7th, 2009 at 11:38 pm
no amount of facepalm can justify this.
September 7th, 2009 at 11:53 pm
This is EXACTLY the kind of shit that happens Samoans go the way of those icon-venerating, incense-swinging, Patriarchate of Constaninople-recognizing, Up-Down-RIGHT-left-crossing Greek Orthodox types.
September 7th, 2009 at 11:54 pm
I just want to get this line out before I read it anywhere else.
Re: Shawne Merriman’s arrest
I guess LenDale White isn’t the only one who can’t stop hitting the Tequila. Hey oh.
September 7th, 2009 at 11:56 pm
FEELING OOOOO SO SILKY SMOOOOTH. JUST LET IT SHYINE THROUGH.
September 7th, 2009 at 11:57 pm
If only it were Pert Plus, it wouldn’t be so bad.
/doesn’t actually care
//only slightly less homoerotic than the Double Stuf Racing League
September 8th, 2009 at 12:01 am
Apparently Larry Johnson was on to something.
September 8th, 2009 at 12:02 am
Ohhh-OOOOhh….let your Soul-Glo…….Yeeeeaaaahhhhh…..
September 8th, 2009 at 12:03 am
His secret to dandruff free hair isn’t Head & Shoulders. It’s obviously semen…and lots of it.
September 8th, 2009 at 12:19 am
Best. .GIF. Ever.
September 8th, 2009 at 12:23 am
Click the above hyperlink to read fake Peter King’s reaction to this pseudo-lofty commercial.
/fuck Mercury Morris’ Specs who does not comprehend the concept of “bait and switch”.
September 8th, 2009 at 12:41 am
go ahead Steeler-haters: you won’t get many chances easier than this…..
September 8th, 2009 at 1:32 am
If his hair was really fucking gross and full of dandruff, perhaps opponents would feel more grossed out at the prospect of tackling him by his hair. Lose the Head & Shoulders, Troy.
/the real secret to his strength is helium, lots of helium
September 8th, 2009 at 2:09 am
On the bright side, this shit makes Roethlisberger’s commercial for Dick’s Sporting Goods look pretty good in comparison.
September 8th, 2009 at 7:43 am
Click the above hyperlink to read fake Peter King’s reaction to this pseudo-lofty commercial.
I fake laughed at your unfunny fake twitter. Does that help?
September 8th, 2009 at 9:01 am
Good God, did anyone see Lou Holtz at halftime? He appeared to be doing the show in blackface.
September 8th, 2009 at 9:46 am
Does he shave his vag?
September 8th, 2009 at 10:32 am
Oh come on, I liked it!
September 8th, 2009 at 10:58 am
Troy looks like Tom Araya of Slayer.
September 8th, 2009 at 11:06 am
Good God, did anyone see Lou Holtz at halftime? He appeared to be doing the show in blackface.
Looked like he’d been boiled in oil. Someone probably convinced him to go bobbing for drumsticks.
September 8th, 2009 at 11:28 am
That GIF just needs Jon Stewart in there and it’ll be perfect.
September 8th, 2009 at 1:03 pm
Man, if anyone on the Pats ever did something this gay, I would be seriously pissed.
Oh wait.
September 8th, 2009 at 1:13 pm
The fake Peter King twitter feed is quasi-funny
Just kidding, it sucks
September 8th, 2009 at 1:38 pm
I laughed. Probably won’t laugh after I see it another fifty times, but, it was good for a harf last night.
September 8th, 2009 at 1:59 pm
Honest to god I thought Polamalu was a Filipino tranny.
Guess not. Appears he’s Samoan.