This just debuted during the Miami-Florida State game on ESPN.
And, um…
Well…
Y’see…
I liked it better when Troy stuck to bad reimaginings of the Mean Joe Greene Coke ad.
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This just debuted during the Miami-Florida State game on ESPN.
And, um…
Well…
Y’see…
I liked it better when Troy stuck to bad reimaginings of the Mean Joe Greene Coke ad.
There are 27 comments about:
Honest to god I thought Polamalu was a Filipino tranny.
Guess not. Appears he’s Samoan.
I laughed. Probably won’t laugh after I see it another fifty times, but, it was good for a harf last night.
The fake Peter King twitter feed is quasi-funny
Just kidding, it sucks
Man, if anyone on the Pats ever did something this gay, I would be seriously pissed.
Oh wait.
That GIF just needs Jon Stewart in there and it’ll be perfect.
Good God, did anyone see Lou Holtz at halftime? He appeared to be doing the show in blackface.
Looked like he’d been boiled in oil. Someone probably convinced him to go bobbing for drumsticks.
Troy looks like Tom Araya of Slayer.
Oh come on, I liked it!
Does he shave his vag?
Good God, did anyone see Lou Holtz at halftime? He appeared to be doing the show in blackface.
Click the above hyperlink to read fake Peter King’s reaction to this pseudo-lofty commercial.
I fake laughed at your unfunny fake twitter. Does that help?
On the bright side, this shit makes Roethlisberger’s commercial for Dick’s Sporting Goods look pretty good in comparison.
If his hair was really fucking gross and full of dandruff, perhaps opponents would feel more grossed out at the prospect of tackling him by his hair. Lose the Head & Shoulders, Troy.
/the real secret to his strength is helium, lots of helium
go ahead Steeler-haters: you won’t get many chances easier than this…..
Click the above hyperlink to read fake Peter King’s reaction to this pseudo-lofty commercial.
/fuck Mercury Morris’ Specs who does not comprehend the concept of “bait and switch”.
Best. .GIF. Ever.
His secret to dandruff free hair isn’t Head & Shoulders. It’s obviously semen…and lots of it.
Ohhh-OOOOhh….let your Soul-Glo…….Yeeeeaaaahhhhh…..
Apparently Larry Johnson was on to something.
If only it were Pert Plus, it wouldn’t be so bad.
/doesn’t actually care
//only slightly less homoerotic than the Double Stuf Racing League
FEELING OOOOO SO SILKY SMOOOOTH. JUST LET IT SHYINE THROUGH.
I just want to get this line out before I read it anywhere else.
Re: Shawne Merriman’s arrest
I guess LenDale White isn’t the only one who can’t stop hitting the Tequila. Hey oh.
This is EXACTLY the kind of shit that happens Samoans go the way of those icon-venerating, incense-swinging, Patriarchate of Constaninople-recognizing, Up-Down-RIGHT-left-crossing Greek Orthodox types.
no amount of facepalm can justify this.
Troy needs to pass that excuse on to Ben Rongrastname.
I really didn’t expect him to have a voice like that
that was fab-u-lous.