It’s true! After all, the Packers run a 3-4 now. Surely there is nothing that can stand in their way once they installed such a visionary defensive system. Anyway, we’re already liveblogging the two Monday Night games tomorrow, but what’s one more on Kickoff Weekend? Join us for some general mockery of Cutler and cursing of the NBC announcing team, which is contractually obligated to cram mentions of Jay Leno’s return down our gullets. And they actually did a decent job Thursday night.
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So, Cutler assumes the role of “Sex Cannon” in Chicago. And gives an Oscar winning job. Rex couldn’t have done it better himself. Hell, who could tell the difference between the two, on the field?
Jay Cutler is the new Brett Favre. He’s the new gunslinger. What does this asshole have to do in order to get Collinsworth and the rest of the media off his jock? Kill a family or two? Four INTs, but none were his fault. He’s just having fun back there.
@Boatdrinks
Yes he does practice. The missus took a picture of his sulk-mug during his last game as a Bronco (38-13 Chargers at the time).
http://avengingjackmurphy.blogspot.com/2009/09/nice-debut-cutlersuck.html
granted ur a Broncos fan, but u also happen to be insane.
Orton didnt throw a 78 yarder to win the game,, that was a really really fluky play. u cant giv neckbeard credit for that
Anyone have a gif of Aaron Rodgers doing his Hurricane Uppercut?
Well, Denver 1-0, Orton throws a 78 yd td pass to win the game with 11 second left.
With the game on the line, Cutler throws his 4th pick.
Wait, Denver got 2 first and a 3rd in that deal too?
/stupid bears
//stupid commentary about shit i’ve had to hear all summer
///admits Denver is mad lucky
////Believes McDaniels brings the intangibles
GO GO CUTLERFUCKER
The current picture on ESPN’s front page makes me happy in my pants.
@ Boatdrinks — No it is a gift – that is why he was traded for
Ladies and Gentlemen, I present to you Jay “Rex Grossman” Cutler!
I’m gonna enjoy Chicago putting the sulk to Cutlerfucker early.
/remembers the Dolphins game
//sobs
why read when I can wait for the movie?
Does Cutler practice sulking???
JAM:
“Anyway, we’re already liveblogging the two Monday Night games tomorrow”
You read well
The fidelity on NBC’s telestrator is amazing! Penthouse’s vaseline on the lens trick got nuthin on them.
“even if I were on Leno I wouldn’t want you to watch”
Whore talk.
Oh boy! A liveblogkkake
wait, this isn’t going to be one of those “Hey, hoped you enjoyed todays Live Blog cause we ain’t doin’ on tomorrow,” type things is it?
Selling Out Your Dignity for the Peacock
NBC marketing intern: “Do you want your face painted promoting Jay Leno’s new show?”
Packers fans: “Hell, no!”
Intern: “Do you want to wear these Packers jerseys promoting the show?”
Fans: “Fuck, no!”
Intern: “We’ll compensate you in beer and cheese . . . uh, lots of it!”
Fans: “Yay! We love Leno!”