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	<title>Comments on: Cowboys Stadium Features Cage Dancers, Lacks End Zone Stripper Poles</title>
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		<title>By: XinXin</title>
		<link>http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2009/09/cowboys-stadium-features-cage-dancers-lacks-end-zone-stripper-poles.html/comment-page-1#comment-237840</link>
		<dc:creator>XinXin</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 26 Oct 2010 18:08:56 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Making your mark on the world is hard. If it were easy, everybody would do it. But it&#039;s not. It takes patience, it takes commitment, and it comes with plenty of failure along the way. The real test is not whether you avoid this failure, because you won&#039;t. it&#039;s whether you let it harden or shame you into inaction, or whether you learn from it; whether you choose to persevere.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Making your mark on the world is hard. If it were easy, everybody would do it. But it&#8217;s not. It takes patience, it takes commitment, and it comes with plenty of failure along the way. The real test is not whether you avoid this failure, because you won&#8217;t. it&#8217;s whether you let it harden or shame you into inaction, or whether you learn from it; whether you choose to persevere.</p>
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		<title>By: Fred Smoot Hawley Tariff</title>
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		<dc:creator>Fred Smoot Hawley Tariff</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 23 Sep 2009 14:08:21 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Grassy knoll</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Grassy knoll</p>
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		<title>By: Paul</title>
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		<dc:creator>Paul</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 23 Sep 2009 11:32:10 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>the bukakke-o-matic 9000.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>the bukakke-o-matic 9000.</p>
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		<title>By: Brian Garges</title>
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		<dc:creator>Brian Garges</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 22 Sep 2009 16:04:44 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>I have tons and tons of pornography I would like to send to anyone who wants it. Please email me for all the most amazing porn you have ever seen at Brian_g484@hotmail.com


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		<title>By: Shane</title>
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		<dc:creator>Shane</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 22 Sep 2009 00:25:51 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Gun Check?
Actually, I went to a Mavs game at the American Airlines Center and first thing I had to do was walk through a metal detector, plus remember when Philly did those guns for 76ers tickets.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Gun Check?<br />
Actually, I went to a Mavs game at the American Airlines Center and first thing I had to do was walk through a metal detector, plus remember when Philly did those guns for 76ers tickets.</p>
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		<title>By: johnny pesos</title>
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		<dc:creator>johnny pesos</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 21 Sep 2009 22:26:12 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>May as well call it the best little whore house in Texas cause I can the the cowboys getting fucked on a weekly basis</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>May as well call it the best little whore house in Texas cause I can the the cowboys getting fucked on a weekly basis</p>
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		<title>By: Spatula</title>
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		<dc:creator>Spatula</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 21 Sep 2009 22:01:56 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Also, no sushi bars.  In Texas they eat meat gotdamnit.  Only those homos on the left coast eat bait.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Also, no sushi bars.  In Texas they eat meat gotdamnit.  Only those homos on the left coast eat bait.</p>
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		<title>By: Buttsmack O'Kelley</title>
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		<dc:creator>Buttsmack O'Kelley</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 21 Sep 2009 21:34:57 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>re: Largest place of worship in America.

College football stadiums, dude. They&#039;re bigger and more worshippier.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>re: Largest place of worship in America.</p>
<p>College football stadiums, dude. They&#8217;re bigger and more worshippier.</p>
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		<title>By: Bill Cowher's Chiclets</title>
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		<dc:creator>Bill Cowher's Chiclets</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 21 Sep 2009 21:33:34 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Would Hank Hill approve?</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Would Hank Hill approve?</p>
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		<title>By: Gross Rexman</title>
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		<dc:creator>Gross Rexman</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 21 Sep 2009 21:27:42 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>@someone:

That is hilarious.  +1

@El Nene:

So, half of the audience was comprised of Raiders fans?</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>@someone:</p>
<p>That is hilarious.  +1</p>
<p>@El Nene:</p>
<p>So, half of the audience was comprised of Raiders fans?</p>
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